[Cursed]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Oh, that's so nice!

I would love to have the privilege of tilling the fields on the outskirts of Freehold! There's nothing like the feeling of the sun on your back and the soil under your fingernails as you're working the land the way our forefathers did!

Maybe I'll pay a few Mexicans to do that for me while I'm in town.

I am your Mexican, sir... will work for food!

I could also use some shoes.

Whatever arrangement you think is fair, sir.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Goodness, Brother, I hadn't realized things were so dire for you! Are you hungry? I'll be sure and save you "sloppy seconds" from all the corn cobs Rodimer chews on!

[Cursed]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Goodness, Brother, I hadn't realized things were so dire for you! Are you hungry? I'll be sure and save you "sloppy seconds" from all the corn cobs Rodimer chews on!

As an accursed bastard and a mexican, my burdens are many, my joys are few.

And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.~Luke 6:20

But I won't be poor on Judgment Day, Praise God!

And all of those women who have made fun of me and been cruel will be burning in Hell, and they will look up at me in between their screams of horror and pain and beg for my attentions, but no! No, I'll be laughing then, and doing a little jig, ha ha! Hallelujah!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Um...

Okaaayyyy....


Listen, CornCon is almost over. Will you still be available for that field tilling gig in a few days?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Um...

Okaaayyyy....


Listen, CornCon is almost over. Will you still be available for that field tilling gig in a few days?

By "almost over", do you mean "ended on Sunday"?

Are you still out playing Cornhole, Brother FM? I knew you love Cornholing, but I had no idea how much!

Who are you playing with? Let me guess: Deaner, who didn't show up to get me from the airport (or take me back to it), and never took me up the old dirt road for that amazing view he promised to show me?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Well now I feel bad, because he's taking me up the dirt road even as I type these words!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

I gotta say, it's kind of a bumpy, kidney-jarring ride.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Well now I feel bad, because he's taking me up the dirt road even as I type these words!

Well, fine.

Are you seeing God out there? Is the view everything you'd hoped?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

To be quite honest with you, I couldn't see much during the ride.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

To be quite honest with you, I couldn't see much during the ride.

That's odd. So what's the big attraction? He seemed to think I'd "see God".

Maybe he can show me what all the fuss is about at Witch Hunt time.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Deaner says you're gonna see for yourself soon enough!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

My son said his trip with Deaner was very satisfactory. He has even got a slight glow in his face now. He also walks with a limp though and murmured something about being glad it's only once per year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

My son said his trip with Deaner was very satisfactory. He has even got a slight glow in his face now. He also walks with a limp though and murmured something about being glad it's only once per year.

What, everybody gets this grand tour but me?