[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Someone had to carry my deck chair and umbrella. The sun can be cruel to a bald man's scalp. I'll keep him on leash if he comes this year.

It's just that he won the prize, you know . . .

I guess he could enter the contest again, just if his front teeth are removed so he doesn't win. A True Christian(tm) should be the top CobGobbler, don't you think?

What other games are on the line for this year?

We have Cornholing, CobGobbling, Cobcatching; I'm pretty sure Mistress Cookie will be heading up her "Speed Shucking" contest, right?

It's amazing to see some of the young folk shuck! They just get right down to business, and really love to put on a show.

[John Creeser]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Are we having the "Used Car Battery Toss" contest this year Reverend? I've got 5 old ones begging to be tossed into the lake!!

I've been working my right arm all year! I am taking home the trophy this time!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Are we having the "Used Car Battery Toss" contest this year Reverend? I've got 5 old ones begging to be tossed into the lake!!

I've been working my right arm all year! I am taking home the trophy this time!!

That's a good question . . . Brother Deaner is usually in charge of that game.

Don't forget your rubber gloves. Remember what happened last year to Brother Mike . . . he couldn't use his hand for a month after the acid burns.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

I've just arrived at the airport, and am waiting to be picked up. Brother Deaner left a voice mail, but it was a bit garbled. Said he was going to take me "up the old dirt road", so I guess that's a scenic route I haven't been on before. I guess the views are incredible, because he said I'd "see God".

How exciting! I wish I'd remembered my camera.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

In case Brother Deaner is busy, I'll send one of my sons to pick you up. I assume you still like roasted freshly killed meat?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

In case Brother Deaner is busy, I'll send one of my sons to pick you up. I assume you still like roasted freshly killed meat?

Um, sure . . . though aged a bit is usually better than fresh-killed . . . But I think Deaner's on the way already, I wouldn't want your boy to come here for nothing. I'll shoot Deaner a text and see where he is.

You don't think anything has happened to Deaner, do ya?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Odd, no response from Deaner. I hope he's OK. And I sure was looking forward to him taking me up the old dirt road.

Brother Cranky, does your son know that route?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

I'd like to thank Brother Cranky for sending his son to get me. Deaner never showed. I hope he's OK!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Um, sure . . . though aged a bit is usually better than fresh-killed . . . But I think Deaner's on the way already, I wouldn't want your boy to come here for nothing. I'll shoot Deaner a text and see where he is.

You don't think anything has happened to Deaner, do ya?

One of Deaner's cousins is visiting him at the moment, and....I think there was some trouble....

I'm sure he'll share the story once they let him out.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

One of Deaner's cousins is visiting him at the moment, and....I think there was some trouble....

I'm sure he'll share the story once they let him out.

Oh.

Brother COM's son didn't know the back way, so he brought me in the highway. A very thoughtful young man! I can't wait for tomorrow's events, especially the Cornball!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Ah, I just got back to the hotel from the bonfire. What a great CornCon! Brother FM's corndogs were oh-so-tasty, and I loved trying all the creative corn recipes!

Brother Hutchins, your wife's cornbread fried chicken was just to die for. And the cornbread fritters from Sister Talitha, and the corn pudding by Cookie! Oh, and Midge, you know, I'd never have even thought of Corn Brulee.

And I hope never to again.

There were so many great treats and events, I don't know where to start! What was your favorite?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Hoo boy, I tell you it's a miracle I even got there on time. What with me getting all excited about rebuking those fools at the Folsom Street Fair, I actually missed my flight!

Fortunately, I was able to get booked on a later one, but I'm sure you'll understand why I didn't get my deep fryer set up until after dark.

I must say, Reverend Rodimer, it really put a smile on my face to see you gobbling my corn dog like that!

Say, which hotel are you in? I'm over here at the Super 8. If you need me for anything, I'll be in the jacuzzi.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Anyway, I'm really super excited that we're only, what, a hundred and fifty miles from Freehold?

I don't want to take time away from all that cob-nobbling, but I figure once the festival's over and done with, I'm going to have to take a trip to Freehold and see it for myself for the first time!

That is, assuming my background check goes through without any hitches.


How much of it can I see in two or three days?

[Cursed]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Anyway, I'm really super excited that we're only, what, a hundred and fifty miles from Freehold?

I don't want to take time away from all that cob-nobbling, but I figure once the festival's over and done with, I'm going to have to take a trip to Freehold and see it for myself for the first time!

That is, assuming my background check goes through without any hitches.


How much of it can I see in two or three days?

I still haven't passed my background check, there has been some sort of delay for over a year now?

I am allowed to work in the fields outside of town, though.

The town is very pretty. Sometimes I climb the hill and look down at it and imagine I am walking through Landover, laughing and smiling.

I pretend I am married and she loves me very much.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: CornCon, September 21-23, 2012

Oh, that's so nice!

I would love to have the privilege of tilling the fields on the outskirts of Freehold! There's nothing like the feeling of the sun on your back and the soil under your fingernails as you're working the land the way our forefathers did!

Maybe I'll pay a few Mexicans to do that for me while I'm in town.