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    CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

    CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock on the birth of your son!


    Welcome to the World little guy!

    Please meet Cletus Woodcock, born 12/23/2012
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    Re: CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

    May I wish the Woodcocks every help in curing the squint and, for Mrs Woodcock’s sake, that the squirrel-like teeth are not sharp.

    I’m sure that young Cletus will grow into a typical True Christian™ as, despite his disadvantages, he has an unaccountable happy face and appears to be somewhat aware of his surroundings.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

      This is an excellent example of why I find this place a fascinating plethora for my scientific research.

      This child exemplifies evangelical christianity, and the inevitable genetic results it produces. Thank you for sharing Madam.
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      “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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        Re: CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

        Who is Mr & Mrs Woodcock?

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          Re: CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Who is Mr & Mrs Woodcock?
          What I want to know is how bad the splinters were.

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            Re: CONGRATULATIONS Mr. & Mrs. Woodcock!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            What I want to know is how bad the splinters were.
            As we would expect from a sex-obsessed tree hugger

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