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  • Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

    I am furious.

    My precious little pom Ginger Belle was Called Home to Jesus last winter, and I appreciated all the condolence calls and notes that poured in, in my time of loss.

    So it was with special delight and gratitude when I found an adorable toy poodle on my doorstep in a basket, with the note, "Somehow, I think you deserve this."

    Well, I certainly did deserve a new doggie baby, after all I'd been through!

    But this week, after I noticed Ginger Belle II was chasing gophers out in the garden with amazing speed, and also somehow managing to climb up the curtains, I took her to the vet doctor....and he alerted me to the disgusting SCAM in which d*mned FERRETS (a member of the RAT family trhank you very much!) are being pumped up on steroids, given PERMS, and sold as fake toy POODLES!!!

    Someone gave me a rat for Christmas ! ! ! Who was it ? ? ?

    And now, after striking in Freehold, this dirty trick is apparently sweeping the globe ! ! !




    Ferrets Sold As Toy Poodles: Argentina Pet Dealers Reportedly Selling Weasels On Steroids

    Apparently Argentinian bazaar salesmen are passing off ferrets on steroids as toy poodles -- and people believe them.

    A local news report out of Buenos Aires caught the attention of the Daily Mail and other sites this week, after a man took the "toy poodles" he bought at the La Salada market to a veterinarian, only to find that it was actually a giant weasel.

    Selling what Argentinians call a "Brazilian rat" -- a ferret given steroids at birth to increase its size and then groomed -- isn't a rare occurrence, the site reports. But this particular story, aired in June 2012, apparently confirmed the urban legend that these freaky ferrets are sold at the popular market.

    The victim paid $150 per poodle, Yahoo! News reports. Another woman told the Buenos Aires station that she was tricked into buying what she thought was a chihuahua -- but that was also a ferret.

    It's unclear where the enhanced ferrets are today.

    But ferrets aren't the only animals that have allegedly been used to dupe poodle-seekers. The Brisbane Times reports that a Japanese actress once purchased a lamb believing that it was a standard poodle.

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    Re: Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

    Mistress C, I feel so bad for the injustice done you.

    What you have experinced is a sign of the times. People, like your ferret, present themselves as different from what they really are. People pretending to be Christians while living sinful lives, Republicans who privately approve of government and married men who seek away to engage in homerism.

    It is reassuring there remain True Christian™ women like you, who do not use pretenses to appear different than actually are.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Mistress C, I feel so bad for the injustice done you.
      Thank you for the sympathy. It is deplorable!

      I should have just left the awful, crawly thing at the vet, but I was so mad I wanted to bring it home so Brother Hutchins' hounds could eat it.

      But I think it was freaked out by the vet exam, and it immediately took off in the house when we got home, and now it's hiding somewhere!

      Is it going to get bigger ? ? ?

      I'm afraid it's going to drop down on me from somewhere ! ! !

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        Re: Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Thank you for the sympathy. It is deplorable!

        I should have just left the awful, crawly thing at the vet, but I was so mad I wanted to bring it home so Brother Hutchins' hounds could eat it.

        But I think it was freaked out by the vet exam, and it immediately took off in the house when we got home, and now it's hiding somewhere!

        Is it going to get bigger ? ? ?

        I'm afraid it's going to drop down on me from somewhere ! ! !
        Well, I did a quick Interweb search and I believe this may help you catch the little rascal. It's a bit long though, so I hope it doesn't overwhelm you, sorry.
        Don't be caught off-guard should your ferret decide to leave the safety of your home. Learn what steps to take to better your chances of finding your lost fuzzy.
        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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        • #5
          Re: Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

          I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but...
          It will get worse.
          We must pray this evil out of your house. I know you have just had some remodeling done and this hell beast simply CANNOT ruin the new drapes and carpet.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            Re: Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?

            Who gave me a RAT for Christmas ? ? ?
            This is a question that should be best put to Sister SUV, who is inordinately fond of rodents. However, I wish you luck in contacting her; I hear the internets have not reached North Waziristan where she runs our cross-border mission to the Taliban wives.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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