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  • Freehold Public Schools Buying All Remaining Copies of "Jabba the Hut".

    In my ongoing efforts to keep the City Government and Freehold Public Schools models of transparancy, I'm annoucing today a tender on all remaining copies of the Lego Set, "Jabba the Hut." Jabba the Hut is being discontinued by the Lego company and we need to buy all remaining sets.

    I am especially proud of this effort because Jabba the Hut, which includes the figure Jabba and Mosque-like structures, has been roundly denouced by spokespersons from the Muslim faith.

    They criticised, for example, the simple story line on the box, The terrorist, Jabba the Hut, likes to smoke hookah and have his victums killed.

    Another statement from the Muslims is that, ...the ugly figure of Jabba smacks of racial prejudice and vulgar insinuations of Asians and Orientals as deceitful and criminal personalities.

    I think Freehold citizens can understand why we want all remaining copies of Jabba the Hut. They will help our children in Freehold Public Schools learn about other cultures.

    Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

    In the wake of recent accusations of racism, Lego has decided to pull its Jabba the Hutt-themed toy set, but has argued that its decision to discontinue the toy was not based on criticism Rather, the ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Freehold Public Schools Buying All Remaining Copies of "Jabba the Hut".

    Here's a picture of the educational toy. I did expect that Sunnis, Shi'ites and Wahabis would be decapitating each other around it, a few amputations might have been taken place in the foreground and some harlot could have been receiving a lashing, whilst a row of black burqu'ed penguins could have been following their husband to speak with the sheikh in the mosque.

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      Re: Freehold Public Schools Buying All Remaining Copies of "Jabba the Hut".

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Here's a picture of the educational toy. I did expect that Sunnis, Shi'ites and Wahabis would be decapitating each other around it, a few amputations might have been taken place in the foreground and some harlot could have been receiving a lashing, whilst a row of black burqu'ed penguins could have been following their husband to speak with the sheikh in the mosque.


      Thank you, Brother Bath, for providing this picture. People can tell from it, I'm sure, how it could teach children about the unclean Muslims who inhabit countries with strange names.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Freehold Public Schools Buying All Remaining Copies of "Jabba the Hut".

        I always suspected that Jabba The Hutt was a damned mudslime.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: Freehold Public Schools Buying All Remaining Copies of "Jabba the Hut".

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I always suspected that Jabba The Hutt was a damned mudslime.
          Not only mudslime, Pastor Zeke, but one of them that smokes hookah.

          The earlier our little children learn of the mudslime group, the sooner they will learn to avoid them.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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