Freehold to study annexation by the Russian Federation.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

In a tsunami of pro-Putin (a real American) support and patriotism among party and Christian faithful, the township of Freehold has announced it will seek entrance into the Russian Federation.

Mayor Hold had the following to say, "We have tried to keep the democrats, homosexuals and other anti-American forces at bay by legal means... We feel as if we are painted into a corner by the liberals and America haters and now we have to fight."

The Russian ambassador had no comment at this time.

More to come in this developing story.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Freehold to study annexation by the Russian Federation.

About time someone did something to restore traditional American values!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Freehold to study annexation by the Russian Federation.

It is clear that Russia has become a bastion of liberty, justice, truth, morality, Christian behavior and every kind of American virtue since they struck down the godless communists. From their ranks has risen Brother President Vladimir Putin who has shown God given powers in the area of fishing, hunting, beating down perverts and every other kind of manly activity.

I believe it would be quite advantageous for areas under Christian control in North America to either join the Russian Federation or to seek mutual assistance/friendship treaties with them.

The yankee barbarians of the God scorned Federal Government have signaled their intention to impose martial law on Christians and everyone else by recently buying 2100 armored cars for the Gesta...I mean Homeland Security. They also bought up every bullet in the US and got thousands of real assault rifles (the kind they deny us- fully automatic; real assault rifles) to shoot those bullets at us with.

Having a champion like Brother Valdimir Putin would be very handy when the God forsaken yankees come to try to kill us all off again. Also, war with Oklahoma could break out at any time and it would be handy to have a strong ally.

By chance, we here in Texas have an entire port we are not using. It is called Linville and it is on the Gulf of Mexico. The Commanches burned the buildings down some time back and it was abandoned, but it has all the possibilities it ever had. Texas will be seceding soon and we here may possibly be able to make an advantageous deal with the Russians. We would prefer to be allies, as opposed to members. God wants Texas to be a republic, which is how he set it up before the godless yankee politicians got involved.

We already have a substantial navy which includes a battleship (the Texas), an aircraft carrier (the Lexington) and a flotilla of machinegun armed speed boats that we keep on the Rio Grande River for shooting at Mexicans with.

In closing, I whole heartedly agree with this move and I believe many will take this same step before too long.