No Church Planting in Freehold

[Johny Joe Hold]

Currently, all over the U. S. there is a new fad called "church planting." It happens when church denominations have falling membership in one region and want to start new churches somewhere else.

You can imagine how attractive Freehold looks to these greedy denominations. We have a religious city whose citizens have plenty of money. "We'll just build a church and pick off a bunch of Landover Baptist's members. Landover is so large it will not miss the few we need to be successful," their thinking goes.

I have received several calls from the newer denominations like Methodists, Presbyterians and Lutherans all asking if there is property in Freehold zoned for a church. We are not prejudiced, but there is no land available in Freehold for any church except Landover Baptist. I know this because I approve all zoning in the City.

I explain to these churches if they drive a few minutes in any direction from Freehold, they will come to corn fields. They should plant their church there.

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[Mary Thompson]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

I agree, Mr. Mayor. We don't want their sin filled rectums all over our Godly Freehold, stealing our True Christians and possessing them with demons!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

Demonic possession is a major concern. Here is a picture of a hindu. He holds up his arm to "worship God" and when I heard about this practice I was horrified. He is demon possessed. Many of these seed "churches" advocate just such a system of worship, holding up arms so that the blood runs back down in the veins increasing pressure on the heart and causing hallucinations.

Eventually the whole arm atrophies but before that there would be tingling sensations, palpitations, and "new age" type false "churches" celebrate exactly these phenomena.

Yoga obsesses in just the same way, greeting the sun, waving like a tree, embracing the universe (demons) and many happy clappy congregations do not even bother to conceal that they are worshipping the sun as the last 2 images [below] make quite plain. Our God is not the sun. How is it different from hindu demoniacs when these deluded wretches emulate them in every way? Sure, they change a few names. Satan doesn't care what you call him, he just wants you to worship him. In fact he is particularly gratified when he is called "God" but "the sun" will do for a start. Check these out and, like me, be nauseated:

I was dragged along to such a meeting last year. Hands waving, hearts palpitating, early atrophy symptoms manifest. And then they started dancing. I was so revolted. I do not expect to see undulating buttocks when I attend morning service and once again I was reminded of the hindu in maximum demonic possession.

Just look at that maniac. Full off his trolley, waving like a spangled techno freak, worshipping demons for all he's worth. The Pastors know this and are right to oppose any such congregation planting itself in Landover or anywhere nearby. And let's be plain. It's a cash grab. What does the "new age" pastor do that any normal person would not do for a friend? Nothing. AND THEY CHARGE FOR IT. "wanna worship the sun?" they spout. "We don't care; just call it Jesus and palpitate away that will be $500, thanks." But when you run outa cash and are in the looney bin will they visit you? Not on your nellie.

Fools can not see this for what it is. But then, fools say there is no God. They have done abominable works. How is this orgy any different from a demonic celebration of wriggling buttocks or of "Lord Krishna" or the idols front and centre whatever you call them? It isn't. Your seed will not get a root here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

I have received several calls from the newer denominations like Methodists, Presbyterians and Lutherans all asking if there is property in Freehold zoned for a church. We are not prejudiced, but there is no land available in Freehold for any church except Landover Baptist. I know this because I approve all zoning in the City.

The vote as to whether there is any land that could be classified as "suitable for another church" comes up as regular as clockwork 4 times a century The next vote will be 23rd July 2025. Since 1725, the answer has remained the same: "We cannot see that the lives and souls of the citizens of Landover could be at all enhanced by the presence of blasphemers, the deluded, the ornery, the stubborn, or assorted fruitcakes who cannot understand the plain words of the Bible and purposely misconstrue the Message of the Gospels.

The Mission of Landover and the USA is to ensure that all citizens reach heaven, erroneous dissension cannot help.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

The Mission of Landover and the USA is to ensure that all citizens reach heaven, erroneous dissension cannot help.

Thank you for that reassurance Rev'd Bathfire. They think they have Acme instant road but all they’re gonna get around here is a giant spring. Hallelujah!

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[Morton Weinstein]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

Is there a large Jewish community in Freehold? I am not finding a temple there. Perhaps this would be something I can speak to my Rabbi about although we usually do not try to go where we are unwanted; even our businesses are usually concentrated or we do not identify them as owned by Jewish people. Do Baptists have persecution like that? I hope you do not, as I would not wish it on anyone, oy gevalt.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

Is there a large Jewish community in Freehold? I am not finding a temple there. Perhaps this would be something I can speak to my Rabbi about although we usually do not try to go where we are unwanted; even our businesses are usually concentrated or we do not identify them as owned by Jewish people. Do Baptists have persecution like that? I hope you do not, as I would not wish it on anyone, oy gevalt.

The only joos in Freehold are the lawyers and accountants who have visiting passes but may not own property, use municipal utilities or be in the bounds of the community by nightfall.

By Mayoral legislature no risk are taken when there are women and children's safety to be considered.

YIC

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

"Free Enterprise" when it comes to religion is just how these "smörgåsbord" and "cafeteria style" religions arise - giving the "customer" what he wants. The "free market" in religion is NOT about what the customer wants, it's about what Jesus wants.

Freehold stands as a model city in protecting the consumer from false religions and cults, and more importantly - ensuring that all citizens will spend an eternity with Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No Church Planting in Freehold

Is there a large Jewish community in Freehold? I am not finding a temple there. .... Do Baptists have persecution like that? I hope you do not, as I would not wish it on anyone, oy gevalt.

There is no property available in Freehold for a Jewish Temple.

We do not persecute but we do follow the Bible. Every resident in Freehold knows by heart John 19:16 where Pontius Pilate turns Jesus over to the Jews to be killed. We expect our attorneys and accountants to agree the Jews killed Jesus.

If you would like to stop by the Mayor's office with your Bible, I'd be happy to discuss John 19:16 with you.