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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Chink Wrestling Kills Christian Boy

    A fine young Christian boy was killed while trying to mimick fat chink wrestlers. Let THIS be a lesson to all parents; Don't send your children to false Christian Summer Camp.

    Local Teen Dies in Camp Accident

    Students leave messages on a rock at a Christian camp where a Warren County teen died in a freak accident (WKRC-TV) A local teen is killed in a freak accident at a Christian summer camp.
    Curtis Geesman, 15, fell on his head Tuesday at Cedarville University near Dayton.

    He was taken off life support Wednesday afternoon.

    Geesman attended Heritage Baptist Church near Lebanon.

    At the time of the accident, Geesman was wearing a sumo style wrestling suit, and was trying to dive on top of another high school student in an inflatable ring.

    "The young man darted out of the way," said Dan Brown, LIFT Student Ministries. "And when he did, he landed. According to the doctor, it was just one of those freaky things, about a three foot fall and just the way he landed, there was a head injury."

    The camp Geesman was attending was hosted by LIFT Student Ministries, which is based in Somerset, Kentucky.
    At Landover Baptist Summer Bible Gun Camp, we sponsor more wholesome activities.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Chink Wrestling Kills Christian Boy

    God's mercy is often swift and final.

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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015

      #3
      Re: Chink Wrestling Kills Christian Boy

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      A fine young Christian boy was killed while trying to mimick fat chink wrestlers. Let THIS be a lesson to all parents; Don't send your children to false Christian Summer Camp.



      At Landover Baptist Summer Bible Gun Camp, we sponsor more wholesome activities.
      1. This is a rare occurence among this activity
      2. Sumo wrestling is Japanese, not Chinese as you indicated
      3. Why do you always insist on inserting a racist epithet in every post?
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #4
        Re: Chink Wrestling Kills Christian Boy

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        1. This is a rare occurence among this activity
        Rare? Rare? Did you read it? “Geesman was wearing a sumo style wrestling suit, and was trying to dive on top of another high school student in an inflatable ring.” Rare!!! How many others deaths have there been as a result of someone dressed in a sumo suit leaping on someone in a rubber ring!!!???
        2. Sumo wrestling is Japanese, not Chinese as you indicated
        I think you miss the point here, (and here’s you banging on about “we’re all one to God", and the first sign of a dispute over national political boundaries and the National Socialism come out in you! The apple falls not far from the tree... Disgusting!)


        Anyway, the point is shown on this site,
        “Its [Sumo’s] origins were religious. The first sumo matches were a form of ritual dedicated to the gods with prayers for a bountiful harvest and were performed together with sacred dancing and dramas within the precincts of the shrines.”
        What was a Baptist church doing worshipping false gods??? Clearly they were some sort of damnable heretical sect infiltrated by romanists, Hell-bent on racing the church of Rome itself to the Pits of Brimstone and taking as many children with them as they could!!!
        3. Why do you always insist on inserting a racist epithet in every post?
        I’ve just been down to the basement to check the “Complaints” archive. You know, we haven’t received one complaint from any slant, nip or chink; jigaboos, wops, krauts, commies, retards and eskimos have been silent – I think you’re being a little quick to judge here, particularly as you know full well that Landover will not tolerate racism.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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