Jesus Kills Spic During Baptism

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus and His Mercy! THIS greasy wetback was obviously attempting to gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven through Holy Baptism under false pretenses. Jesus wasn't fooled by his slimy, cheap trick. GLORY!

Man Feared Drowned During Baptism In Delta

RIO VISTA, CA ― Rescuers have called off the search for a 22-year-old man feared drowned during a baptism in the San Joaquin Delta.

The Hispanic man disappeared under the water late Sunday afternoon near the Brannan Island State Recreation Area, northeast of the San Francisco Bay, according to Coast Guard officials.

A Sacramento County Drowning Accident Rescue Team (DART) joined the underwater search for the missing man, whose identity has not been released.

Officials called off the search Sunday night.

[Walter Brimstone]

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Praise Jesus and His Mercy! THIS greasy wetback was obviously attempting to gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven through Holy Baptism under false pretenses. Jesus wasn't fooled by his slimy, cheap trick. GLORY!

I think the reason the USCG couldn't find the body is that it, along with the demon's physical body, got sent to hell. I know his spirit is there, so, why not the physical body too?

Praise!

Bro. Brimstone

[Nobar King]

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Maybe he swam back to Mexico?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Have you no respect for those who want the Lord in their lives?

Everytime I read the Parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector, in my mind LBC is the Pharisee and the tax collector is every race and sincere faith they trash-talk!

"Landover Baptist Church-giving Jesus a bad name since 1620!"

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Have you no respect for those who want the Lord in their lives?

Everytime I read the Parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector, in my mind LBC is the Pharisee and the tax collector is every race and sincere faith they trash-talk!

"Landover Baptist Church-giving Jesus a bad name since 1620!"

How can you have respect for these people? I bet he ate the worm in his tequila and thought he could walk on water.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Praise Jesus and His Mercy! THIS greasy wetback was obviously attempting to gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven through Holy Baptism under false pretenses. Jesus wasn't fooled by his slimy, cheap trick. GLORY!

Amen Pastor, I think Jesus has some strict immigration policies.

[Don the Baptist]

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He could still be alive somewhere. Greasers are known for their ability to resist water saturation. I think it has something to do with all that frijoles nigras salsa and tacos they eat. Of course if he is dead then it is a sure sign that Jesus did him in, and if so then good riddance.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Have you no respect for those who want the Lord in their lives?

Everytime I read the Parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector, in my mind LBC is the Pharisee and the tax collector is every race and sincere faith they trash-talk!

"Landover Baptist Church-giving Jesus a bad name since 1620!"

I sincerely hope you are not using your privileged position on these boards to in anyway question the Ways of The Lord of Hosts?

[ExGay Alex]

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Jesus is quite clear that he has no patience for Mexican illegals! No long ago some teenagers spotted a Mexican with his white girlfriend, which combines stealing American jobs and social services with the mixing of the races.

Anyway, these teens grew up in the Bush generation and know how to defend freedom. They disciplined the 25-year-old undocumented immigrant from Shenandoah, Pennsylvania in such a way that it actually left an imprint of the Jesus on his chest. Christ did not step in to save this wet-back; in fact, He left His mark as a sign of approval.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/op-ed/editorial2/20080731-9999-lz1ed31bottom.html

Naturally, the liberal press and decadent American commentators blame, yet again, the poor teens whose lives of bachelorhood and perpetual unemployment rested squarely upon the shoulders of this job-stealing, white-woman-dating greaser. The job-stealing, white-woman-dating wetback gets all the blubbering. Come on! They guy was unmarried and had fathered two children already. He was the biggest sinning, fornicating, social parasite in Pennsylvania!

It couldn't be more clear: God wants the Mexicans where they belong, which is anywhere but here. Too bad the law (yet AGAIN) doesn't follow God's unequivocal message.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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It couldn't be more clear: God wants the Mexicans where they belong, which is anywhere but here. Too bad the law (yet AGAIN) doesn't follow God's unequivocal message.

That's exactly why us Arizonans are so proud of the "minute-men" standing guard at the border. When those limp wrist, pussy liberals refuse to make laws that would do any Christian proud, we make the laws ourselves.