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    Image Of Jesus

    PRAISE BE! Emmie Lou and I were stuck in digging around in our closet last week when we came upon a camera with undeveloped film in it. After the pictures were developed we saw one of our dog's butt that looked remarkably like our Savior! See for yourself:



    The pooch doesn't look like that anymore because he rubs his butt all over the carpet pretty much all the time.

    I was wondering how much we could get for him if we removed the stuck on poop and brushed it to look like that again.
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    Re: Image Of Jesus

    Oh dearie me!!!

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      Re: Image Of Jesus

      Originally posted by Mr.Matt View Post
      The pooch doesn't look like that anymore because he rubs his butt all over the carpet pretty much all the time.
      Mr.Matt, i real sorrys to hears that your doggie done rubbeds his poop-butts all over lord Jesus's bootiful image, that he possesseds by a demon of scoot-scoot-scootin



      I was wondering how much we could get for him if we removed the stuck on poop and brushed it to look like that again.
      i shore there be lots an lots of catlicks who would lurve to buys your doggie, they would puts your doggie on a pedstill an worship his butthole all day longs. or maybee you not sell your doggie, just keep him at home an charge a liddle butt-viewin fee, them catlicks would pay hunnerds an thousinds an millons of dollars to see lord Jesus defileds an blasfeemed. but you prolly get more moneys if it were a pickture of the vergin Mary on your doggie's butt so maybee you could trys to bleach lord Jesus's beard aways?

      an then you gives 10% of the proceeds to our bootiful church an 5% to me, cuz i thawt of the idea firsteds, it were me it be my innerlecktual propertys

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