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Alphonse Alban 11-26-2015 11:22 AM

9th Annual trampling of salt Tomorrow Night!
 
Late reminder, while we are all celebrating the Jesus' victory over those godless injuns.
Post-Thanksgiving tradition, 9th annual trampling of salt, will be held tomorrow (27. of November) as per Matthew 5:13



"Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men."



If your wife has discovered savourless salt during Thanksgiving cookings, now is the time get rid of it! Theme salt for this years trodding is this vile ornamental salt made pink by gaysexual agenda.
As the picture shows, it also promotes evilution with old-earth nonsense and claims that there are marine-life in Himalaya :D



http://i1.wp.com/allergiesandyourgut...8/pinksalt.jpg
It sure does have a lot of flavor, but NO one would SAVOR such a gaysexual salt.



REMEMBER! Savourless salt of the earth only! STILL no sea salt, absolutely NO sugar or any other shenanigans!
We have had enough of salt related travesties, people! :angry:


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