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  • #1

    Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

    Hello My Brothers and Sisters in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Peace and Blessings be with you. Amen.
    I am Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow Christianus from Freehold. Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven. I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
    While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
    In two years Ill be out..Praise Sweet Jesus
    Already, I deeply appreciate the smooth and friendly appearance of this forum. May The Sacred Hearts of Jesus envelop you all.
    I hope, that as we develop deeper relations, we shall get to know each other better than what can be explained in a brief introduction.
    The Lord Be With You Always, and remember Me in your prayers. I'm the only White Christian man in prison im Surrounded by Nigras and Beaners
    Tags: animal abuse, dogs: they're cats for losers, peta, prison, psycho is as psycho does
  • #2
    Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

    Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
    Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven.
    So you beat your wife for robbing a 7-11? Okay, but what does the driver's licence have to do with it? A woman needs to have a driver's licence, how else is she supposed to drive the kids to school? School buses and walking to school is for socialists and third world bums.

    I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
    Then you are obviously not living in the Freehold Correctional Facility. It is owned by AmeriChrist LLC! Someday our Church will own all of the prisons that today are run by the socialist government. We're currently bidding for every government prison in the state of Arizona:
    State officials soon will seek bids from private companies for nine of the state's 10 prison complexes that house roughly 40,000 inmates, including the 127 on death row. It is the first attempt by a state to put its entire prison system under private control.
    While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
    You must have confused him with someone else. Reverend Osborne does not do prison outreach. He does occationally do some outreach to female Young Offenders, but that's it.

    Your story doesn't add up. I think you're trying to fit in with us in an attempt to get your sentence shortened. Yes, it's true that in certain situations you can shorten your sentence if you convert to True Christianity™, but don't try to fool us into thinking you're already Saved®. We have very accurate tithing records, you know.

    PM me if you need more specific tithing information.
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    • #3
      Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

      They have internet access in prison? Am I paying for that? I don't even want to have to pay for your toilet paper.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

        Yes, Ritchie, you must have me confused for someone else. I do not participate in prison outreach. I also wonder why you would be sent to a Maximum security prison for spousal abuse, even if it was felony abuse. And if you were in a Max prison, you would not have internet access.

        I believe you are either highly confused, delusional and deranged, and/or willfully lying to us.

        Come clean with us, Ritchie. Where are you really from and what church do you go to?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

          Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
          Hello My Brothers and Sisters in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Peace and Blessings be with you. Amen.
          I am Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow Christianus from Freehold. Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven. I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
          While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
          In two years Ill be out..Praise Sweet Jesus
          Already, I deeply appreciate the smooth and friendly appearance of this forum. May The Sacred Hearts of Jesus envelop you all.
          I hope, that as we develop deeper relations, we shall get to know each other better than what can be explained in a brief introduction.
          The Lord Be With You Always, and remember Me in your prayers. I'm the only White Christian man in prison im Surrounded by Nigras and Beaners
          There is no such thing as "Freehold Maximum Security Prison". People who beat their wives or rob 7-Elevens do not go to maximum security prisons. In fact, you can't go straight to a maximum security prison. And if you were there you would not have access to the internet. Do you even know what a maximum security prison entails?

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          • #6
            Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

            Oh good, he's in this thread right now. Finally we can get this sorted out.
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            • #7
              Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

              Come clean with us, Ritchie. Where are you really from and what church do you go to?
              Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
              But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

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              • #8
                Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                On second thought, maybe it wasn't a good idea to find out the truth from you. Honestly, sir, I can't look at your avatar now without getting revolted. What you did in God's eyes is an abomination.

                Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and you shall slay the beast.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                  Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and you shall slay the beast.
                  Secular law prevents us from executing him, but we can at least kill the dog (assuming the dog didn't die as a result of the, um, event).

                  Now let's talk about tithing, Richard. Jesus can free you from sin, but remember that freedom isn't free.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                    Secular law prevents us from executing him, but we can at least kill the dog (assuming the dog didn't die as a result of the, um, event).

                    Now let's talk about tithing, Richard. Jesus can free you from sin, but remember that freedom isn't free.
                    I want to be Save. Godly Rev. Jim Osborne is my role-model. He made mistakes in the past too "Asian Shemales". But he was Save and Born Again Again. Praise Jesus

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                      As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

                      *Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

                        *Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.
                        I'm reading your post and I'm crying as I read it. I never thought such a Godly man as yourself be talking to a sinner like me. I wish I can see you and hug you and tell you I'm your lost child. God is great I was a sinner but not anymore. Praise the Lord

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                          Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
                          My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. Praise Jesus
                          Are you that tiny?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                            Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
                            I wish I can see you and hug you and tell you I'm your lost child.
                            Oh, great. We have a flaming homo trying to crash our Godly forum.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

                              Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
                              I was having sex with her chihuahua
                              Mammason tell Chin Han Lo never play with food. Dog for eating not for boom boom.
                              berry honorable Chin Han Lo

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