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  • #16
    Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

    What about Jesus?

    The Catlicks are the epitome of pure evil, but they were there at the beginning and probably gathered some of Christ's blood from the cross. They love their relics.

    If we could get some of that we could clone thousands of Christs!

    Just think. The first time we crucified Jesus, it wiped out all our sins, God loved us after that.

    Imagine if we could crucify Him again and again, every weekend, at every Baptist church in the US!

    How impressed would God be then?

    We need to look into this.

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    • #17
      Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      It would be perfectly legal (Praise Jesus!). Identical twins are technically clones of each other, so they have the same DNA. If we were to clone Bush, he would be able to serve another two terms. And if we had another clone, that clone could serve two terms...and so on, and so on.

      Perhaps it is time for us True Christians™ to re-examine the issue of human cloning?
      We need to get a grant from Homeland Security and have the boys down at the Landover Creation Science labs get right on this.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

        Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
        Thats assuming DNA is real, its just a theory at this stage. I personally dont believe in it.
        DNA is real, my brother, but what is unreal is the myths propogated by atheist scientists. They like to claim we share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees for example. But, if that were true, wouldn't chimps and humans look 99% alike? The hammer of common sense comes slamming down on that scientific nonsense and destroys it.

        DNA is simply God's way of introducing His signature into each and every one of us, like the artist's signature on the bottom corner of a painting.

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        • #19
          Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

          Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
          Dont get me rong, Reagen and Nixon were great leaders but I'm just a big fan of George Bush, that man is a born leader. If we could finally turn the good ol US of A into a theocracy then he'd be the guy I'd want us king (Jesus being the High King of Heaven of course)
          Reagan (who started the US on its way to financial
          downfall) and Nixon (who was a crook) were dreadful
          leaders and Baby Bush couldn't find his way out of a
          room with one door. So, yes, you are 'rong'. In order
          to turn the US into a theocracy, we would have to do
          away with the Constitution. So, what you are suggesting
          is treason. The easiest way you could get what you want
          is for you to convert to Islam and move to Saudi Arabia.
          You sure as hell aren't going to get what you want here,
          traitor. Better yet, go to Saudi Arabia and tell them that
          you want to convert them to Christianity. Good luck!
          Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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          • #20
            Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

            Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
            Reagan (who started the US on its way to financial
            downfall) and Nixon (who was a crook) were dreadful
            leaders and Baby Bush couldn't find his way out of a
            room with one door. So, yes, you are 'rong'. In order
            to turn the US into a theocracy, we would have to do
            away with the Constitution. So, what you are suggesting
            is treason. The easiest way you could get what you want
            is for you to convert to Islam and move to Saudi Arabia.
            You sure as hell aren't going to get what you want here,
            traitor. Better yet, go to Saudi Arabia and tell them that
            you want to convert them to Christianity. Good luck!
            Dont worry were going to invade them too one day then we can make them Christians like were working on making the Afganis and Eyeraqis into Christans.
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

            WHITE AND PROUD

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            • #21
              Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

              Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
              The easiest way you could get what you want
              is for you to convert to Islam and move to Saudi Arabia.
              You sure as hell aren't going to get what you want here,
              traitor. Better yet, go to Saudi Arabia and tell them that
              you want to convert them to Christianity. Good luck!
              I should report you to the DOF as a mooselimb-enabler. Besides, how can you compare Is-lame with True Christianity™? One is based on the rantings of an epileptic desert nomad who hallucinated visits from angels. Well after the fact, those rantings, half-remembered, were written down and then redacted by a power-mad religious leader who had competing versions burned. The other is based on the King James Bible, God's preserved word.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #22
                Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                Reagan (who started the US on its way to financial
                downfall) and Nixon (who was a crook) were dreadful
                leaders and Baby Bush couldn't find his way out of a
                room with one door. So, yes, you are 'rong'. In order
                to turn the US into a theocracy, we would have to do
                away with the Constitution. So, what you are suggesting
                is treason. The easiest way you could get what you want
                is for you to convert to Islam and move to Saudi Arabia.
                You sure as hell aren't going to get what you want here,
                traitor. Better yet, go to Saudi Arabia and tell them that
                you want to convert them to Christianity. Good luck!
                Is there some reason why I shouldn't ban your queer behind from this forum? I can't think of any.

                Get it through your head, nancy: We are NOT interested in your opinions. On any topic. You are not welcome here. Now go away.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Is there some reason why I shouldn't ban your queer behind from this forum? I can't think of any.
                  Nor can I. We have lovingly witnessed to this person for Christ's love, and just see the response that we've gotten.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • #24
                    Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                    ipping creationism (again).
                    Ja that creationists say the earth is only thousands of years (usually 6 billion years to 10 years), if we follow this logic would not be oil in the world.

                    I will explain the petroleum is a substance that is derived from the combination of various hydrocarbons on the origin of petroleum has many theories but the most accepted among geologists is that oil has its origin came from organic debris and animals and plants that were deposited in seabed and suffered chemical changes over the millions of years.

                    In other words, petroleum is a material that emerged from various chemical transformations of organic remains of animals and plants, a lengthy process that takes millions of years.

                    If we apply the theory of creationism oil would have appeared the first waste 10 billion years ago, but 10 thousand years is considered too little time for the formation of petroleum.

                    In other words, if the earth really have 10 thousand years of age still have not formed yet for petroleum we extract.
                    Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                    • #25
                      Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                      Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                      ipping creationism (again).
                      Ja that creationists say the earth is only thousands of years (usually 6 billion years to 10 years), if we follow this logic would not be oil in the world.

                      I will explain the petroleum is a substance that is derived from the combination of various hydrocarbons on the origin of petroleum has many theories but the most accepted among geologists is that oil has its origin came from organic debris and animals and plants that were deposited in seabed and suffered chemical changes over the millions of years.

                      In other words, petroleum is a material that emerged from various chemical transformations of organic remains of animals and plants, a lengthy process that takes millions of years.

                      If we apply the theory of creationism oil would have appeared the first waste 10 billion years ago, but 10 thousand years is considered too little time for the formation of petroleum.

                      In other words, if the earth really have 10 thousand years of age still have not formed yet for petroleum we extract.

                      What in God's Name was that?

                      If you can't even master something as simple as english, which my 4 year old eskimo son can speak, how can we take what you say sriously? Even if we could understand it.

                      Might send your post to System of a Down though, they could pobably make a song out of it. They love retarded songs, especially when they sound like there might be something profound in there, but at the end you just realized there was nothing but retardedness..

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                      • #26
                        Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                        I think the idiot is trying to say that the world must be millions of years old because of oil. But that's just because he's a lunatic who believes ScIeNtists over the True Word of God (r)

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                        • #27
                          Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                          Amen!

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                          • #28
                            Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                            America is "One Nation, Under God" and our money even says "In God We Trust." Anyone with half a brain knows that this is an obvious reference to Christ. If you don't like the FACT that we live in a non-secular Christian nation, then pack up your stuff and move to a Satanic place like Norway because you aren't a true American.

                            Either that or just kill yourself.

                            God Bless
                            "1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell."

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                            • #29
                              Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              If atheists don't consider this to be one nation under God, then whenever they say the Pledge of Allegiance, they are lying. People who are willing to lie about their allegiance to their country are by definition not patriots.
                              Well the 1796 U.S. Treaty of Tripoli states “As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion”. And Barach Obama this year has said to the world “The United States is not a Christian Nation.” So why should anyone care what George W. Bush says on the subject?
                              Also, as anyone who has graduated from high school and has read the U.S. constitution should know, the U.S. has been guaranteed a secular government by the constitution since the founding of the country. Anyone with a basic knowledge of U.S. history should also know that the “God” mottos were only added after WWII during the McCarthy era witch hunts. If you don’t like these facts you should go live in a religious dictatorship like Iran or Saudi Arabia.
                              Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                              • #30
                                Re: George Bush states that atheists are not citizens or patriots

                                Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                                Well the 1796 U.S. Treaty of Tripoli states “As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion”. And Barach Obama this year has said to the world “The United States is not a Christian Nation.”
                                Tripoli? As in Libya? Why should we care what Qaddafi or Obama has to say? They are Muslims and liars; of course they would say we are not a Christian nation.

                                So why should anyone care what George W. Bush says on the subject?
                                Also, as anyone who has graduated from high school and has read the U.S. constitution should know, the U.S. has been guaranteed a secular government by the constitution since the founding of the country. Anyone with a basic knowledge of U.S. history should also know that the “God” mottos were only added after WWII during the McCarthy era witch hunts. If you don’t like these facts you should go live in a religious dictatorship like Iran or Saudi Arabia.
                                Just because you hear something in your Anti-American classes at Berkeley doesn't make it truth. And McCarthy never hunted witches, he hunted communists so get your facts straight.

                                And why would True Christians(tm) want to live in Muslim terrorist states like Iran or Saudia Arabia?

                                Quit smoking the dope and come back when you're sober.

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