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  • Girl For God
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    • Dec 2009
    • 42

    #16
    Re: I make the best pies!

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Miss Girl:

    Here is my recipe for chilled AMERICAN strawberry pie. Please stop baking them!

    Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie

    1 8 oz. package cream cheese
    1 cup (or less) powdered sugar
    1/2 pint heavy whipping cream
    1 tsp. vanilla extract
    1 tsp. almond extract
    1 pre-baked pie crust (regular or graham cracker)
    1 pint strawberries (other berries may be used instead)

    Blend softened, room-temperature cream cheese with sugar.

    In another bowl, whip cream with vanilla and almond extracts.

    Fold cream cheese mixture into whipped cream, and put mixture into pie shell.

    Put fruit on top and refrigerate for a few hours.

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    I hope this recipe will help severe your decadent European roots, and bring you closer to our American God™.

    PS: With a few blueberries scattered on top of the strawberries, this makes a very patriotic-looking dessert for 4th of July.
    Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening
    [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


    [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #17
      Re: I make the best pies!

      Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
      Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening
      I'm so glad I could help!

      Please chill it properly, or it will be runny.

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      • Dantrague
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        • Jan 2010
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        #18
        Re: I make the best pies!

        Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
        Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening
        I cant help but notice this womans innuendo sounding remarks

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        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193

          #19
          Re: I make the best pies!

          Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

          Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?

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          • Girl For God
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            • Dec 2009
            • 42

            #20
            Re: I make the best pies!

            Originally posted by Dantrague View Post
            I cant help but notice this womans innuendo sounding remarks
            This is a Christian forum sir! Keep it cleen!
            [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


            [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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            • Girl For God
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              • Dec 2009
              • 42

              #21
              Re: I make the best pies!

              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
              Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

              Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?
              It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.
              [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


              [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193

                #22
                Re: I make the best pies!

                Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
                It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.
                Yes. But is it best eaten on its own? Or with some acompaniment?

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #23
                  Re: I make the best pies!

                  Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                  Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

                  Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?

                  Four years now, but who's counting.

                  Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/
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                  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2193

                    #24
                    Re: I make the best pies!

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Four years now, but who's counting.

                    Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/
                    Thank you sister and God Bless you. I look forward to more of the best pie in Landover. I'm sure it'll be yours for a fifth - please excuse my earlier mistake.

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                    • Girl For God
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 42

                      #25
                      Re: I make the best pies!

                      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                      Yes. But is it best eaten on its own? Or with some acompaniment?
                      With a friend for sure
                      [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


                      [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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                      • Girl For God
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                        • Dec 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: I make the best pies!

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        Four years now, but who's counting.

                        Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/

                        Sister Thumper, do you have any advice for me on how to get even close to the quality of your pie. I would love to learn from the best.
                        [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


                        [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464

                          #27
                          Re: I make the best pies!

                          Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
                          Sister Thumper, do you have any advice for me on how to get even close to the quality of your pie. I would love to learn from the best.
                          There's just one secret to Sister Thumper's pies. She fills each pie to overflowing with True Christian(tm) love... That, and unfortunate gun-cleaning accidents seem to befall her competition each year, so be careful.
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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #28
                            Re: I make the best pies!

                            Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
                            It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.
                            It would be sheer folly to try to compete with Thumper's pie...it's always had Pastor Zeke's Personal Seal of Approval. (I'm not saying that has anything at all to do with it winning so often.)

                            I've found that how your pie looks is practically as important as how it tastes. Some of our menfolk have even claimed "All pies taste the same in the dark", so use any visual advantage you can muster.

                            Perhaps try a latice crust? It can be so pretty and inviting when the filling is tantalizingly peeking out through the warm slits.
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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464

                              #29
                              Re: I make the best pies!

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              It would be sheer folly to try to compete with Thumper's pie...it's always had Pastor Zeke's Personal Seal of Approval. (I'm not saying that has anything at all to do with it winning so often.)

                              I've found that how your pie looks is practically as important as how it tastes. Some of our menfolk have even claimed "All pies taste the same in the dark", so use any visual advantage you can muster.
                              A nice Brazilian pie is always welcome.
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                              • Mistress Cookie
                                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 6790

                                #30
                                Re: I make the best pies!

                                Oh! I've had many requests for me to offer the Brazilian!

                                THANKS!

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