[Girl For God]

Re: I make the best pies!

Miss Girl:

Here is my recipe for chilled AMERICAN strawberry pie. Please stop baking them!

Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie

1 8 oz. package cream cheese
1 cup (or less) powdered sugar
1/2 pint heavy whipping cream
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. almond extract
1 pre-baked pie crust (regular or graham cracker)
1 pint strawberries (other berries may be used instead)

Blend softened, room-temperature cream cheese with sugar.

In another bowl, whip cream with vanilla and almond extracts.

Fold cream cheese mixture into whipped cream, and put mixture into pie shell.

Put fruit on top and refrigerate for a few hours.

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I hope this recipe will help severe your decadent European roots, and bring you closer to our American God™.

PS: With a few blueberries scattered on top of the strawberries, this makes a very patriotic-looking dessert for 4th of July.

Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening

[Mistress Cookie]

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Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening

I'm so glad I could help!

Please chill it properly, or it will be runny.

[Dantrague]

Re: I make the best pies!

Sounds tasty!!! Thank you Mistress Cookie! My brothers will be all over my pie this evening

I cant help but notice this womans innuendo sounding remarks

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I make the best pies!

Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?

[Girl For God]

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I cant help but notice this womans innuendo sounding remarks

This is a Christian forum sir! Keep it cleen!

[Girl For God]

Re: I make the best pies!

Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?

It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I make the best pies!

It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.

Yes. But is it best eaten on its own? Or with some acompaniment?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I make the best pies!

Personally I'd bet on Sister Thumper's pie being tastier than any of the competition. Not that I'm an expert ( I do generally like pie though), but God HAS given her the winning pie 3 years running.

Regarding tastes and combinations. Does pie suit being eaten better alone or accompanied?

Four years now, but who's counting.

Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Four years now, but who's counting.

Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/

Thank you sister and God Bless you. I look forward to more of the best pie in Landover. I'm sure it'll be yours for a fifth - please excuse my earlier mistake.

[Girl For God]

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Yes. But is it best eaten on its own? Or with some acompaniment?

With a friend for sure

[Girl For God]

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Four years now, but who's counting.

Thanks Brother for enjoying my pie the most. I'm sure HEAVEN has a special spot for you/

Sister Thumper, do you have any advice for me on how to get even close to the quality of your pie. I would love to learn from the best.

[Larry Lee]

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Sister Thumper, do you have any advice for me on how to get even close to the quality of your pie. I would love to learn from the best.

There's just one secret to Sister Thumper's pies. She fills each pie to overflowing with True Christian(tm) love... That, and unfortunate gun-cleaning accidents seem to befall her competition each year, so be careful.

[Mistress Cookie]

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It will be hard to compete with Sister Thumper’s pie. With the help of Mistress Cookie though, my pie will be up there with the best of Landover’s pies.

It would be sheer folly to try to compete with Thumper's pie...it's always had Pastor Zeke's Personal Seal of Approval. (I'm not saying that has anything at all to do with it winning so often.)

I've found that how your pie looks is practically as important as how it tastes. Some of our menfolk have even claimed "All pies taste the same in the dark", so use any visual advantage you can muster.

Perhaps try a latice crust? It can be so pretty and inviting when the filling is tantalizingly peeking out through the warm slits.
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[Larry Lee]

Re: I make the best pies!

It would be sheer folly to try to compete with Thumper's pie...it's always had Pastor Zeke's Personal Seal of Approval. (I'm not saying that has anything at all to do with it winning so often.)

I've found that how your pie looks is practically as important as how it tastes. Some of our menfolk have even claimed "All pies taste the same in the dark", so use any visual advantage you can muster.

A nice Brazilian pie is always welcome.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Oh! I've had many requests for me to offer the Brazilian!

THANKS!