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  • God Shall Not Be Mocked

    Look... I've noticed a lot of people who come round to this site just to troll and have a few laughs at us because they think we're crazy. I usually put my thoughts into threads for the Christian Community to read and comment on. I simply love spreading the word of the Lord.

    But this thread is special. This one goes out to all of the people who come on here just to make fun of us. We usually just ban them or give them infractions and try to make them go away, but I want them to read this. I think it is the right thing to do as a Christian to give them fair warning of what God thinks of them.

    I just finished reading through the KJV bible for the 16th time. Every time I read it, I gather a whole new set of verses that really inspire me. I want these sinners to hear these verses, JUST SO THEY KNOW when they are burning in Hell, that WE told them, and they COULD HAVE LISTENED TO US, but CHOSE NOT TO.

    To my brothers and sisters, show your support if you please. Post a Bible verse or a personal saying that should scare the love of God into sinners. Even if it doesn't phase them, we will have the please to have know that WE GAVE THEM A CHANCE, AND THEY SPAT IN OUR FACES. And then we can enjoy Heaven while they burn.

    Here goes.

    Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her GOD: they shall fall by the SWORD: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. So, what is God telling you here? If you rebell against God, there is not limit to the things he will do to you. You think God has mercy? HA. God has no problem with dashing babies to pieces and ripping open the stomachs of pregnant women. AND THAT'S WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. After you die, you get that, about 1000 times worse, and for ALL ETERNITY.

    Jeremiah 8:9-10 - The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them? Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely You here that? If you reject even a WORD of our Holy book (that includes wrong translations) God will take away everything that is yours. Your wife, your land, EVERYTHING!

    2 Samuel 12:11 - Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun. This is similar to the Jeremiah one, accept this time, God will make you watch. The LORD does not make false promises.

    Isaiah 13:9 - Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it. This entire chapter is mind blowing, with God telling us just what he will do to those who mock him. Look at what He says in Isaiah 13:15, still telling us what he will do to sinners - Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.

    Ezekiel 9:5-6 - And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity: Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house. THE LORD WILL ONLY SPARE TRUE CHRISTIANS. THIS PASSAGE IS MORE EVIDENT THAN MANY I HAVE COME ACROSS.

    Contribute verses of your own brothers, and together let us show these people The Way
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    Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

    My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

    23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
    24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


    Praise Baby Jesus!!

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    • #3
      Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

      23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
      24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

      What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


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      Amen Brother Enoch! Kings 2:23-24 is a fantastic verse! I wish some of these sinners would actually READ the Bible before they DENY it!
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      • #4
        Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

        Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
        Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

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        • #5
          Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

          Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
          Your god has a t-shirt and a comic book.

          My God has the 1611 King James Bible and throws people like you into Hell for all eternity.

          Any questions?
          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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          • #6
            Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

            Originally posted by Cursed View Post
            Your god has a t-shirt and a comic book.

            My God has the 1611 King James Bible and throws people like you into Hell for all eternity.

            Any questions?
            My god has a comic book where he beats the excremate out of people, and is written by talented writers and illustrators.

            You're god's book was written by crazy desert tribe men 6000 years ago, any questions?
            Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
            Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

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            • #7
              Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

              Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
              any questions?
              Yes. Why are you here? Did satan send you?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Yes. Why are you here? Did satan send you?
                No jarhead, it was obviously Thor, Learn to read.
                Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
                Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

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                • #9
                  Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                  Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                  No jarhead, it was obviously Thor, Learn to read.
                  Thor is a false god, and you are condemned to hellfire for worshiping him.

                  Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
                  20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
                  20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                    Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                    My god has a comic book where he beats the excremate out of people, and is written by talented writers and illustrators.

                    You're god's book was written by crazy desert tribe men 6000 years ago, any questions?
                    My God created the entire universe and all life in six days. Your god is all but extinct in worship.

                    Any questions?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #11
                      Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Thor is a false god, and you are condemned to hellfire for worshiping him.
                      Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      My God created the entire universe and all life in six days. Your god is all but extinct in worship.

                      Any questions?
                      America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
                      Any questions?
                      Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
                      Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

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                      • #12
                        Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        My absolute favorite verses have to be 2 Kings 2: 23-24.

                        23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
                        24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

                        What in the entire Bible sums it up so well? As the young folk would say 'P*** God off and He WILL f*** you up!'


                        Praise Baby Jesus!!
                        Yes I love those versus as well - it goes to show these young fools that God will punish them for their sinful ways. Praise Jesus....
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                        Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                        so a fool returneth to his folly

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                        • #13
                          Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                          Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                          Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.



                          America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
                          Any questions?
                          Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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                          Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                          so a fool returneth to his folly

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                          • #14
                            Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                            Originally posted by CultusBulimia View Post
                            Well thor said you guys are worshiping a false god, I wouldn't piffle with thor either man, unless you want his hammer to your face.



                            America is slowly rejecting Christianity because we have proven the bible is wrong.
                            Any questions?
                            You're a whiney little prostitute. I do not fear Thor, because Thor does not exist. America is still God's favorite nation and it will always be. The people who reject the word of God will burn, so it doesn't really bother me what they think. The Bible cannot be disproven because it proves itself right. It is an ever fulfilling prophecy that no one with a brain can deny...

                            Any questions?
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                            • #15
                              Re: God Shall Not Be Mocked

                              Originally posted by loveforchrist View Post
                              You're a whiney little prostitute. I do not fear Thor, because Thor does not exist. America is still God's favorite nation and it will always be. The people who reject the word of God will burn, so it doesn't really bother me what they think. The Bible cannot be disproven because it proves itself right. It is an ever fulfilling prophecy that no one with a brain can deny...

                              Any questions?
                              I believe the only real question it has is who performed the lobotomy on it and why.

                              Though I believe the muddled question is phrased within it's damaged brain as such:

                              "Why me so not smart now? Why me brain not works? Me smart always, since diapers. Diapers fun! And daddy wipe bum. Get rid of poo. Green poo. Why green? Me like comic book now. God have horns on hat! And big hammer! Hammer make boom! Boom good. Make me tinkle with happy. Much happy! You silly Jesus people having no boom. No boom in Bible! No pictures! No boom! No tinkle!"
                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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