Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

So, only a few days after the fake Pluto photos, NASA now claims to have discovered a twin planet to Earth.

They have learned their lesson from the howls of derision that came their way after someone's 10-year-old produced the Plutonium "photos", probably using Microsoft Paint. This time they actually admit that their picture is only an illustration.

Working off four years’ worth of data from the Kepler space telescope, researchers from Nasa, the Seti Institute and several universities announced the new exoplanet along with 12 possible “habitable” other exoplanets and 500 new candidates in total.

Working off 2,000+ years' worth of data and 404 years of the KJV(1611), I say there is no mention of "exoplanets" in the Bible.

God will surely punish NASA.

Micah 3:7 Then shall the seers be ashamed, and the diviners confounded: yea, they shall all cover their lips; for there is no answer of God.

YiC
Joanna

[lukasekman]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

While it is important to watch the sky for cosmic disturbances, I see no point in wasting money on pale insignificant dots like Pluto, and even less on so called exoplanets.

12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

- Revelation 6:12-17

The NASA should be acquired by the U.S. Department of Family Values, lay off all atheist scientists, and align their focus to look for actually important events in the sky. And by important, I don't mean faint pixels. I mean hard data that helps in determining the Rap-Con scale.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

This is all part of the Hollywood Homosexual Agenda, though I haven't exactly figured out what they are up to. I do know this- they are making a lot of money. I suspect that these godless wretches will shortly be demanding 10 trillion dollars to fly to these new planets like Buck Rogers in a spaceship.


The worst thing is that they have so many people believing their stories of flying around in outer space and going to the moon. Those same unsaved fools will believe this new outrage.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

They have learned their lesson from the howls of derision that came their way after someone's 10-year-old produced the Plutonium "photos", probably using Microsoft Paint. This time they actually admit that their picture is only an illustration...

Thank you Sister! This is a pivotal observation. Most likely this is due to the relentless work we've been doing at Landover Baptist Church. NASA can no longer claim that their imaginary worlds are based on actual photographs. Soon they will be forced to admit the same for all their recent hoaxes. Why do they keep on doing this? The answer could lie in the name of this alleged 'planet' based on the link you had in your opening post.

The new planet is named Kepler 452b: Earth’s ‘older, bigger first cousin’.

Kepler.

Johannes Kepler. A false Christian heretic of the 16th century.

...he perceived the Bible to be a spiritual and not a scientific guide. He held reason to be above authority in matters of natural philosophy, while authority (that is, church and Scripture) ruled in matters of religion. Beneath it all, he saw himself as a priest of nature whose discoveries glorified the name of God.

This is what caused the demise of Creation Study during Kepler's era. Dismissal of Scripture. This led to the sorry claim of disregarding the Firmament. In contrast, Creation Science takes Scripture first and chooses those observations that are in harmony with Genesis. Why? Because Scripture tells us to do so!

2 Peter 1:20
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

This is how Kepler conceived the imaginary planets.


No wonder NASA is named after Kepler. They only want to justify their disregard for Scripture. Kepler was also quite ugly. He endorsed astrology and alchemy. I wouldn't trust him to understand the intricacies of Creation® nor would I trust anyone who swears by Kepler's name. I trust Jesus©!


That forehead could not have housed a brain of sufficient size. These are the features of a retard.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

I hadn't noticed this:

The new planet is named Kepler 452b: Earth’s ‘older, bigger first cousin’.

Older than the Earth? Did whoever said that not even get as to the end of Genesis 1:1?

There is just no excuse for Kepler. He was born in 1571 and so was 40 years old in 1611. Could he not read?

YiC
Joanna

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

I hadn't noticed this:



Older than the Earth? Did whoever said that not even get as to the end of Genesis 1:1?

There is just no excuse for Kepler. He was born in 1571 and so was 40 years old in 1611. Could he not read?

YiC
Joanna

As far as my research is accurate - and it is as it is based on the Bible - this Mr. Kepler could not write. Here's a sample of his hand'writing'. It is apparently just childish mimicry of actual letters!


I tried to read this and the letters form just gibberish! "Pupyrüm tiphurann, fi qua porn (HA!) pro rasta cit, sefermabo..." And this is supposed to be one of greatest minds ever!

2 Timothy 3:7
Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

And how easy it would have been for Mr. Kepler to learn the Truth™, he could have just learned some basic American and read the Bible! No telescopes, probes, or radio-astrology needed!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

porn pro rasta

I think this man may have been an early Negroe Rastafarian. Here we see the Negroe preoccupation with pornography and sex with White women, as well as the favorable mention of Ras Tafari, the Negroe prince who was expected to come to save the Negroe race.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Exoplanets? Yet more science fiction from NASA.

Look at the two planets I saw!~