[Impala 67]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

What sinful, lewd things are you trying to imply to me, a good, Christian wife and soon-to-be mother? Stay away from me and my child, you satanic retarded unsaved piece of scum! Also, you sound like a cathylik with your "anointing of the sick" rubbage. But then, we all know how the cathylick like their male sodomy, which is downright discusting.

Titus 1:15

JHL.
Jesus is my Lord.

[Thomas Helwys]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

Why are we allowing people who are worried about the expense of changing the oil on their cars into Landover Baptist Church??? I thought we had a minimum income bracket before you could even get within 50 miles of the outer compound of the church grounds????

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

Titus 1:15

JHL.
Jesus is my Lord.

What are you implying to me? "Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled." is Titus 1:15. Are you calling me defiled and unbelieving? I can honestly promise you that I wore white on my wedding day with my head held high about that fact. But since you, missy, have a dirty mind, we need to send you to some rehab place where they can pound the Word of God into you, until you are screaming and exclaiming that you repent of your dirty ways and that Jesus is your Savior. I included some links to help you. http://landmarkbiblebaptist.net/Salv...esusSaves.html and http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/ and http://www.ourchurch.com/view/?pageID=160430

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[lukasekman]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

I extract oil from my car if my kids get sick.

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
James 5:14

[Des]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

I advise folks to change their oil every time they drive their vehicle, and to remember that if a vehicle isn't driven for several days the oil settles to the bottom and needs to be changed.


Edited to add: I just got a call from a Brother, asking me if I might have some small bias with my advice due to my owning stock in a major oil company. I'll tell you all just what I told him. Ridiculous! I do not own stock in a major oil company. I own stock in 7 major oil companies, so what sense would it possibly make for me to advocate their competing with one another?

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: How often do you REALLY need to change the oil in your car?

It depends on the source of the oil, not specific to the vehicle.


If the oil comes from the middle east, never change it. It is supported by muslims.


If it comes from Alaska or North Dakota, change it frequently. It will at least make you feel like a better person.


If it comes from Texas, change it every day. The money will come right back to you so it won't matter anyways.