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Default Re: Pray for Hobby Lobby - 08-02-2019, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bobross12 View Post
I pray for some huge tits and some beer. I love satan.
So you're a transsexual pervert? Do you plan on cutting off your tallywhacker after you get these huge bosoms? Be aware that if you do this you will lose any chance of getting into Heaven (Deuteronomy 23:1).

And Satan hates you no matter how much you love him. He'll sodomize you with his barbed tallywhacker in Hell until you break your teeth (Luke 13:28).


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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