[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Oh deary me! It's time to redecorate. I had NO idea!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

wait... aren't regular rosaries already of satan, seeing as how the catlick church uses them?

Yea and if you would've scrolled just a little bit up you would see that America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers made that exact same point. Try getting some original thoughts for a change.

[JRFinn]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Yes, thank you for pointing that out, but I tend to avoid anything Bowers has to say. America's Best Christian? I'm not a man of the Word, but if there ever was a generation of vipers, it's LBC.

[Nobar King]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Here is someone who made necklaces out of her own anal bead toy:

anal bead necklace



Anal bead necklace by sylvain willenz.

series of rubber necklaces made from solid straight moulds dipped into liquid rubber. when cured, the rubber necklace is removed from the tool, creating a hollow and flexible tube. various shapes are obtained, from regular bead arrangements to random molecular conglomerates.

Disgusting.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

That certainly puts an even more offensive twist on the already ungodly practice of "necking"!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I don't even want to know why that long-necked horse-mouthed hussy is smiling! I can only imagine where the rest of those beads are located...

[HTannor]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Rev. Jim, that harlot would clearly benefit from one of your intense counselling sessions.

[lnynxx]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'

I'm trying to figure out what you were searching for online that brought you to this thread that's over a year old, and prompted you to go through all the steps required for membership on our board just to post that one comment.

Oh and it's Rosary, as in the beads that pagan catholiks use.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

The package indicates multi-purpose. What else could you do with that thing?!?

It's clearly a rosary, Brother Nobar. Catholics can pray to their pagan goddess, Mary, using it.

I can only imagine they cry, "Hail Mary, I'm Full of Grace!" with each bead.

I'm still trying to understand how anal beads represent the 'devils rosemary'

Dear retard:

As Sister BIG has pointed out, ROSARY.

[lnynxx]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

[QUOTE=Dear retard:

As Sister BIG has pointed out, ROSARY.

[/QUOTE]

I know it's rosary, I wasn't really thinking about it when I wrote that post. You don't have to refer to me as a retard because of it. What I do find funny is that I got an infraction for promoting anal beads due to my post, when I was clearly just asking what the relation was. Yet I'm the retard, lol, ok.

I was linked here from an image board laughing at the expense of your views on the world and society, quite honestly I can't blame them. After browsing through a few threads I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with the majority of you. Following a book that was written over 2000 years ago that promotes sexism, racism and other 'ungodly' things is just stupid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I know it's rosary, I wasn't really thinking about it when I wrote that post. You don't have to refer to me as a retard because of it. What I do find funny is that I got an infraction for promoting anal beads due to my post, when I was clearly just asking what the relation was. Yet I'm the retard, lol, ok.

I was linked here from an image board laughing at the expense of your views on the world and society, quite honestly I can't blame them. After browsing through a few threads I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with the majority of you. Following a book that was written over 2000 years ago that promotes sexism, racism and other 'ungodly' things is just stupid.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[lnynxx]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I can't say I know much about where you're from or your experiences, but prostitution is usually practiced by females. I thought god frowned upon homosexuals so you better quit that habit while you can.

I don't worship Satan nor god for I don't believe in either, I'm unsure of what happens when we pass away because no one has really lived to tell the tale have they? Sure you can continue claiming that the bible reveals all, but to be honest it's about as realistic as Harry Potter. At best the bible is a moralistic guideline, but is now outdated by a majority of societies regulations. Enjoy your brainwashed cult following, I know for a fact no matter what I say you're all going to continue blindly worshipping something that most probably isn't there. So I'll be taking my leave now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I can't say I know much about where you're from or your experiences, but prostitution is usually practiced by females. I thought god frowned upon homosexuals so you better quit that habit while you can.

I don't worship Satan nor god for I don't believe in either, I'm unsure of what happens when we pass away because no one has really lived to tell the tale have they? Sure you can continue claiming that the bible reveals all, but to be honest it's about as realistic as Harry Potter. At best the bible is a moralistic guideline, but is now outdated by a majority of societies regulations. Enjoy your brainwashed cult following, I know for a fact no matter what I say you're all going to continue blindly worshipping something that most probably isn't there. So I'll be taking my leave now.

Feel free to leave, but I hope you'll stop and think about something first: Jesus sent you here for a reason.

[lnynxx]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Sorry but that actually made me laugh out loud. You think some guy who passed away over 2000 years ago sent me to a website. I know you think he's some form of spiritual entity who has influence on everyone, so don't bother explaining.