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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 02-08-2009, 05:16 PM

A Poem Based On Matthew

If you look with lust at a woman, you have committed adultery - avoid sin - cut off your hands and pluck out your eyes!
Never pray in public!
Remember, the vast majority are headed straight to hell!
Because of Jesus, brother shall deliver brother up to death, and fathers their children, and children rise up against their parents, and put them to death!
He brings not peace, but a sword!
Not even John the Baptist wasn't sure whether Jesus was the Messiah!
Praise Jesus for speaking in parables, so the people can't understand His message, and won't convert, and Jesus won't have to heal them!
Whoever has shall be given more, and whoever has nothing shall have even more taken away!
Nazareth did reject Him!
Jesus shall come within the lifetime of those who were listening to Him teach!
Leave your wife and children behind, so that you may be greatly rewarded!
Praise to Jesus, who rode into Jerusalem on an ass and a colt at the same time!
AMEN
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