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  • #16
    Re: Glad to be back, once more!

    Originally posted by Rain View Post
    Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!

    Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!

    ~Rain
    Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?

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    • #17
      Re: Glad to be back, once more!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.

      Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there
      I don't know Rachael. With LS becoming a TC and Rain only being 14, that only leaves you and Lilith as the local female Atheists...

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      • #18
        Re: Glad to be back, once more!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.
        What? Young floozies posting provative pictures of themselves on these Godly boards! How dare they! Do you have the links?

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        • #19
          Re: Glad to be back, once more!

          Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
          yak yak yak
          Stop flooding the boards homer
          Me
          Got Jesus?

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          • #20
            Re: Glad to be back, once more!

            Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
            Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?
            Argh! Get off these Godly boards you paedo-demon! If you were a tiny bit gayer, you could be a Catholic Priest!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Glad to be back, once more!

              And keep out of the MEN's ONLY thread, you depraved sodomite! We discuss MANLY topics in there, not fairy tails.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Glad to be back, once more!

                Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?

                Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
                I'm sure if you told her you were interested in converting, she might be willing to go to dinner with you, HH.
                Just be prepared for a lot of bible talk during dinner.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Glad to be back, once more!

                  Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                  Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?

                  Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
                  Well, HH, I'm surprised the good folk at landover have not been able to save your soul. Such a shame, you seem such a pleasant man.
                  Yes, I am now Saved(r) as the good folk of Landover made me see sense a long time ago.
                  Maybe I might take you up on your dinner offer, maybe I could help brainwash you see things in a Godly way.
                  If, of course, Pastor Pistle would agree to come along as chaperone.

                  I'm sure if you told her you were interested in converting, she might be willing to go to dinner with you, HH.
                  Just be prepared for a lot of bible talk during dinner.
                  Shame nothing has been done to cure you of your demon-adoring ways. It looks like you're still on the highway to hell, and still spouting off EVILutionist nonsense too!

                  Lilith, hello.
                  I see you, like Rachael, remain set in your hellbound ways. You really should reconsider, dear. I'm sure they could use some of that wit in heaven.

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