[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

You’re a transvestism?

Dressing up as make believe 70s TV lesbian detectives?

I don’t even know how to answer that

YIC

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

My Dear Miss Shah,
what is it like to work for a communist who preaches sedition against the crown, although with the way the Royals are acting lately who can blame her?
Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi?
why have you not yet married a fine upstanding Christian man? Is it because your womb is dried up and shriveled like an old walnut?

Yes, Mr. Taylor. It is Harsha and I am answering you. This once, I am abandoning the role that I have here: trying to say yes to everything by watching, learning and asking questions, as Miss Lizalor also was saying in her eloquent and sometimes undecipherable manner. I am warning you that I am going to write a long response and that I am probably going to be offending you. I am suggesting that you might be considering stopping reading now if you do not wish to be offended. Yes.

For this post I am once again going to be the educator, of the profession that I am earning my living from. I am seeing you, Mr Taylor, as a brilliant man whose subconscious is desperately seeking help, as he is miserably failing in his endeavor. I am now helping you. Yes.

Yes, if anyone of my pupils in primary school were to be behaving in the manner that you are behaving, there would be repercussions. There are always repercussions for bullying. We would be hugging the bully and asking what is wrong and trying to understand the child, but, of course, understanding something is not accepting the behaviour. There would be repercussions. Detentions. Sessions. Apologies. We are saying yes to the understanding, not the bad manners. Yes. That is the yes that I am giving you now. Yes.

I am seeing that your aim here is to tell people about the Bible, the whole Bible and what it is telling us. Yes. I am accepting that goal. Yes. What I am also seeing is a man who is failing to teach about the Bible, but who is instead incessantly turning to name-calling, desperately attempting to irritate to get at least some kind of response. Yes. It is always bringing a response of the vicious circe. We call it karma. During this process the goal is being lost. The name-game is replacing your Bible and the entertainment value of this repeating name-game is also declining rapidly. Yes. Very rapidly.

I am very fortunate to have been shaking hands with Mrs. Sturgeon. Yes. I am not being offending by your labels of communism and so on. The labels are in your mind, they are your dungpiles. The actual agenda of the SNP is the thing that we are explaining to the people. If you are wishing to put a label to it, I am not the one losing a chance to learn but you are. Yes. What Mrs. Sturgeon is doing is asking questions. How do you think Scottish independece would be affecting you? What are the problems that you would like us to be covering? These are real questions, not just semantic questions. Yes. You are so similar to the nice Mr. Grice. Yes. You are both sincere and beautiful but sad and totally and completely incompetent when trying to be spreading your message. Sad and beautiful. Yes. You need help.

The elephant. Yes, the elephant. By labelling the exterior of your elephants you are failing. You can see the exterior by going to the Museum of Natural History and it is in London and a wonderful experience. The statue of Darwin is greeting you, and you are entering the Hall of the Cetaceans in awe. But they are shells, not the animals, and not understanding this is the greatest blindness. Yes, it is.

Yes. I am hoping to see everyone make the best effor they can. Yes. I am hoping those who call themselves the true christians and you and Mr. Grice and me as the True Scotsman will be presenting the absolutely best case that we can. Yes. Then we can say yes to the effort and the sincerity and eventually we can be actually comparing the presentations to gain some truth. Some of the cases will be better and some worse. Yes, you are not making your best case, Mr. Taylor. I am inviting you to my RME classes with the 10-12-year-olds and try debating them, Yes. And. Oh yes, what we should all be wanting to know the best are those who are disagreering with us. Thou art failing in thy mission if thou refusest to know thy enemy, Mr. Taylor. Yes, thou art.

Yes. To learn you should be asking real questions. Not questions only in form but real questions in context. "Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi?" is not a real question. It semantically a question but for the discussion it is just bullying. It is not worth answering. It is not damaging me but you and it is making you a serious but a boring man. Tat tvam asi That Thou Art. I shall be waiting here and helping you along if you start making actual questions to me or Mr. Grice or anyone, Mr. Taylor. I am seeing your pain and confusion and it is shattering my heart. To cherish in learning is a huge deal, yes, Mr. Taylor, it is. It is a holy freaking huge awesome deal. Yes.

yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Yes, FYI, in addition to a superb ochra curry I can also make a wicked trifle. Yes.

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

There is only one form of Christianity. The one taught by Jesus.

II Corinthians 11:3-4 [Paul writes] I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

Not only has God called us but He has also chosen us. That's why we see corrupted simplicity for what it is. Received from another spirit, accepting another Gospel, demonic in origin, identified as such. The only Christianity is the one preached by Jesus Christ, otherwise it would be called beelzebubianity or luciferianity or mormonism or something like that, and we read His words in The Bible. Whatever contradicts The Bible is therefore demonic. Satanic in origin. The world resulting from false teaching would be vile indeed!

What you propose is not supported by The Bible. The Bible is the best book to read and the only source for what Jesus taught. Everything else comes from devils.

Are you worshiping devils, Curtis?

its in rev. Read it carefully you will see it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

its in rev. Read it carefully you will see it.

Oh, of course there's something in Revelation that contradicts the entire rest of the Bible, and salvation is therefore completely just a lottery of which secret decoder ring you choose to wear while reading the Bible, which does not mean what it plainly says in clear English. /s


Just how is the deity in your little fanfic anything but a capricious monster?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Oh, of course there's something in Revelation that contradicts the entire rest of the Bible, and salvation is therefore completely just a lottery of which secret decoder ring you choose to wear while reading the Bible, which does not mean what it plainly says in clear English. /s


Just how is the deity in your little fanfic anything but a capricious monster?

I am the guardian and she is the seal if she dies the seal will be broken and the host of hell will be free to roam the world. I protect her with my life

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I am the guardian and she is the seal if she dies the seal will be broken and the host of hell will be free to roam the world. I protect her with my life

Anyone else unable to read that, except in Rick Moranis' voice?

[Dana723]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I am the guardian and she is the seal if she dies the seal will be broken and the host of hell will be free to roam the world. I protect her with my life

So now you're hurting seals? What did those poor seals ever do to you?


You are an awful man, Mr. Cursedword. A terrible sinner.

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I am the guardian and she is the seal if she dies the seal will be broken and the host of hell will be free to roam the world. I protect her with my life

I assume you mean her "seal of purity". If she dies and you break that seal, you realize that would make you a necrophiliac.

Interrelations with the dead is sin.

Leviticus 21:11
Neither shall he go in to any dead body, nor defile himself for his father, or for his mother

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

So now you're hurting seals? What did those poor seals ever do to you?


You are an awful man, Mr. Cursedword. A terrible sinner.

your calling a Guardian of the world the one who keeps evil at bay a sinner ask God for forgiveness

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I'm calling you out on being a troll on your momma's laptop. How is your job hunt going? Jesus hates a shiftless slob.

Proverbs 10:4 He becometh poor that dealeth with a islack hand: But ithe hand of the diligent maketh rich.



1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.

Colossians 3:17 And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

He doesn't know anything about guardians of the world or marauding plagues of evil, some of which are included below. There are not many babies mentioned specifically in Revelation. Perhaps he is getting confused with Meenakshi? She comes from a different tradition having no basis in reality whatsoever.

I have read Revelation and see that I need to update an earlier post [LINKED, BELOW] which I will do now, retaining the projected peak world population of 10½ billion.—.estimates vary a little around this figure.—.but using 2018 shipping data from the same sources.

Revelation 6:7-8 When he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Revelation 9:18-19 By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.

10,500,000,000 ÷ 4 = 2,625,000,000 dead
10,500,000,000 ÷ 3 = 3,500,000,000 dead

Revelation 8:8-9 The second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; and the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

Revelation 8:10-11 The third angel sounded and there fell a great star from heaven.….the name of the star is called Wormwood and the third part of the waters became wormwood and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

Ocean liners remain unpopular, if they even exist at all. Cargo vessels have increased in both number and capacity so I'm adjusting crew numbers upwards to 24 av. per vessel; similarly for cruise ships. Jesus also poisons the water resulting in an unspecified number of extra deaths:

Total world passenger capacity 537,000
Merchant fleet 6,111 x 24 (crew) 146,664

(537,000 + 146,664) ÷ 3 = 227,888 dead at sea

.TALLY SO FAR
......227,888
3,500,000,000
2,625,000,000
6,125,227,888 + additional unspecified number poisoned

Two more adjustments and we're done. The first concerns passengers other than on cruise ships. Liner routes have been replaced by cruise ships but still, between two and twelve passenger cabins are available on most merchantmen. I will take an average of 7. In reading Revelation today I noticed an omission:

Revelation 11:13a The same hour was there a great earthquake and the tenth part of the city fell and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand

6,111 x 7 ÷ 3 = 14,259 passengers drowned

. . . . .TALLY
......227,888
.......14,259 + merchantman passengers
........7,000 + seismic activity
3,500,000,000
2,625,000,000
6,125,249,147 + additional unspecified number poisoned

6,125,249,147 with an additional unspecified number poisoned by Jesus, and The Bible is very clear that all these people with the usual proportion being babies deserve to die. For most of them that's when the torment kicks in but Jesus knew that for some people several months of torture was appropriate before the death experience itself and that is provided, too. Which concludes this update. There is one question I have for Curtis, or anyone else reading Revelation, can you tell us who created Heaven?

Thanks.


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1. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1163503#post1163503
2. https://www.cruisemarketwatch.com/capacity/
3. https://alphaliner.axsmarine.com/PublicTop100/
4. Revelation 9:4-10

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

He doesn't know anything about guardians of the world or marauding plagues of evil, some of which are included below. There are not many babies mentioned specifically in Revelation. Perhaps he is getting confused with Meenakshi? She comes from a different tradition having no basis in reality whatsoever.

I have read Revelation and see that I need to update an earlier post [LINKED, BELOW] which I will do now, retaining the projected peak world population of 10½ billion.—.estimates vary a little around this figure.—.but using 2018 shipping data from the same sources.

Revelation 6:7-8 When he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Revelation 9:18-19 By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.

10,500,000,000 ÷ 4 = 2,625,000,000 dead
10,500,000,000 ÷ 3 = 3,500,000,000 dead

Revelation 8:8-9 The second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; and the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

Revelation 8:10-11 The third angel sounded and there fell a great star from heaven.….the name of the star is called Wormwood and the third part of the waters became wormwood and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

Ocean liners remain unpopular, if they even exist at all. Cargo vessels have increased in both number and capacity so I'm adjusting crew numbers upwards to 24 av. per vessel; similarly for cruise ships. Jesus also poisons the water resulting in an unspecified number of extra deaths:

Total world passenger capacity 537,000
Merchant fleet 6,111 x 24 (crew) 146,664

(537,000 + 146,664) ÷ 3 = 227,888 dead at sea

.TALLY SO FAR
......227,888
3,500,000,000
2,625,000,000
6,125,227,888 + additional unspecified number poisoned

Two more adjustments and we're done. The first concerns passengers other than on cruise ships. Liner routes have been replaced by cruise ships but still, between two and twelve passenger cabins are available on most merchantmen. I will take an average of 7. In reading Revelation today I noticed an omission:

Revelation 11:13a The same hour was there a great earthquake and the tenth part of the city fell and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand

6,111 x 7 ÷ 3 = 14,259 passengers drowned

. . . . .TALLY
......227,888
.......14,259 + merchantman passengers
........7,000 + seismic activity
3,500,000,000
2,625,000,000
6,125,249,147 + additional unspecified number poisoned

6,125,249,147 with an additional unspecified number poisoned by Jesus, and The Bible is very clear that all these people with the usual proportion being babies deserve to die. For most of them that's when the torment kicks in but Jesus knew that for some people several months of torture was appropriate before the death experience itself and that is provided, too. Which concludes this update. There is one question I have for Curtis, or anyone else reading Revelation, can you tell us who created Heaven?

Thanks.


____________

1. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1163503#post1163503
2. https://www.cruisemarketwatch.com/capacity/
3. https://alphaliner.axsmarine.com/PublicTop100/
4. Revelation 9:4-10

Heaven has always existed just as God and Jesus, its a different plain than ours similar but much more peaceful. Hell is also the same but more chaos and hate as its a different plain as well. Ghosts bleed over from hell or heaven depending on what they come to do, whether its save or harm. Now I have been Death but stepped down cause I couldn't harm anyone my love for. protecting humans keeps me at bay.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Heaven has always existed just as God and Jesus, its a different plain than ours similar but much more peaceful. Hell is also the same but more chaos and hate as its a different plain as well. Ghosts bleed over from hell or heaven depending on what they come to do, whether its save or harm. Now I have been Death but stepped down cause I couldn't harm anyone my love for. protecting humans keeps me at bay.

Tha fuq?

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Tha fuq?

Is it really that hard to understand we have existed for eons, your world has been reset many times do to human failure when it comes to peace and love. We did not want hate and chaos but it seems its hardwired into you're brains. As it stands each reset humanity has gotten less faithful and more hateful. Pitty really that soon the creaters daughter will scorch the earth and everyone will die and none but who she decides will join us in heaven.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Is it really that hard to understand we have existed for eons, your world has been reset many times do to human failure when it comes to peace and love. We did not want hate and chaos but it seems its hardwired into you're brains. As it stands each reset humanity has gotten less faithful and more hateful. Pitty really that soon the creaters daughter will scorch the earth and everyone will die and none but who she decides will join us in heaven.

Good thing the Mothership is on it's way to pick you up to avoid the carnage, huh? :ufo: wait that doesn't work hmmm... :alien: nothing? Dang. is a bit of a stretch but it'll have to do