[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

The thing that disappoints me the most Mr. Grice is what an unrepentant liar you are. I feel sorry for the souls who chose to attend the same church as you. *praying*

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS

I am not offended.

YIC

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

The thing that disappoints me the most Mr. Grice is what an unrepentant liar you are. I feel sorry for the souls who chose to attend the same church as you. *praying*

i pray for all of you i know our creator and we are just his toys

[DolliMoans]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

i pray for all of you i know our creator and we are just his toys

Yes, it's quite clear how much you want to be Satan's sex toy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

...i know our creator...

HOW?

[Felicity]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Read the posh you infracted Felicity

There is no need for that. Dr Laurence Niles is a True Christian(tm) and you are a Hell bound sinner so he must be right and you must be wrong.

[Basilissa]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Read the posh you infracted Felicity he gave me that infraction said i was delusional that no one was infracting me yet there's the proof and that makes him a liar especially since you gave me one defending him

Wait, are you accusing someone (Dr. Niles, I presume) of infracting Felicity?

And what being posh has anything to do with it? Are you hitting on Felicity, or Dr. Niles, or both?

This thread is getting so confusing, I need a glass of Gewürztraminer, before I get another headache.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Grice. It is Harsha Shah here again. I am very sorry to be offending you again, yes. I am thinking that you have been very busy fighting with these other christians without time to answer my question. I am still wondering about one thing, yes. You were telling me how both your christianity and this other christianity lead into heaven. Yes? I am still not understanding what the fight is all about.

1. If you all go into heaven, what will you be gaining by fighting among yourselves?
2. What things are those that are making your christianity better than the other one when it comes to afterlife?

I will be thanking you, Mr. Grice, if you can take the time for answering my questions, yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you with them. I am very afraid that the nice and cute christianity expert Mr. Taylor was offended because of my questions, as he has not been re-appearing here. Yes.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Grice. It is Harsha Shah here again. I am very sorry to be offending you again, yes. I am thinking that you have been very busy fighting with these other christians without time to answer my question. I am still wondering about one thing, yes. You were telling me how both your christianity and this other christianity lead into heaven. Yes? I am still not understanding what the fight is all about.

1. If you all go into heaven, what will you be gaining by fighting among yourselves?
2. What things are those that are making your christianity better than the other one when it comes to afterlife?

I will be thanking you, Mr. Grice, if you can take the time for answering my questions, yes. I am hoping that I was not offending you with them. I am very afraid that the nice and cute christianity expert Mr. Taylor was offended because of my questions, as he has not been re-appearing here. Yes.

Miss Shah,


I have been away for a day so was unable to follow your posts until this morning.


Now, in answer to your questions:


1. We will not all be going to Heaven. Only the Chosen Few shall be admitted.


Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


There are many other verses which tell us exactly who is going to Heaven. Sadly Mr. Grice is not one of them.


2. Jesus. A simple answer.


Anyway, since you live in Scotland (which, by the way, is one of President Trumps favorite places) what plans do you have for the so called "Royal Wedding"? How has your government allowed this travesty which is a mixing of races and is prohibited by God?


Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


Numbers 12:1 - And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.



I am still waiting for those recipes you were going to send.


YIC
TT

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS

Mr. Gripe,


You are extremely rude and demanding. Please understand that all we are doing is trying to help you. Your constant whining and complaining are beginning to be a little boring as are your constant demands. You state that you are a man when your attitude is that of a whinny fishwife, I still have my doubts about you but will be polite and accept at face value that you are male.


YIC
TT
BTW. Wearing women's' underwear is a sin and you should refrain from doing so. I will let you find the verse yourself. Here's a hint, try Leviticus. It's a Book in the Bible. If you have one, which I doubt, look it up.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Miss Shah,

I have been away for a day so was unable to follow your posts until this morning.

Now, in answer to your questions:

1. We will not all be going to Heaven. Only the Chosen Few shall be admitted.

Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

There are many other verses which tell us exactly who is going to Heaven. Sadly Mr. Grice is not one of them.

2. Jesus. A simple answer.

Anyway, since you live in Scotland (which, by the way, is one of President Trumps favorite places) what plans do you have for the so called "Royal Wedding"? How has your government allowed this travesty which is a mixing of races and is prohibited by God?

Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Numbers 12:1 - And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.

I am still waiting for those recipes you were going to send.

YIC
TT

Yes, Mr. Taylor. You are always sad and beautiful. I am replying to you although my questions were addressed to the nice Mr. Grice. I am of course still wondering why you are twisting his name but I am thinking that the piece of dung that you are taking as the elephant is still preoccupying your mind, yes? I am sorry, I know you are an important and a busy man and everything, but you could have been considering extending the courteousness to notice that my questions were to Mr. Grice. But there again maybe you are suffering from myopia and were unable to be reading my less high-quality post properly.

Yes, I am aware that the christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts (I am waiting for the percentages; I am sorry it I am offending you but I would highly be appreciating your expert data). Yes,

Yes, Mr. Taylor, thank you for your nice post. I am not going to be following the nuptials as I am currently working as a SNP volunteer and we are no longer considering the royalty our leaders. Yes, we aren't. Yes. I am probably offending you Mr. Taylor but have you been thinking about the important story of the blind men and the elephant. I am thinking that you would not have to be touching the whole elephant yourself but you could be asking the others, including Mr. Grice, what they are perceiving. That way you could be realising that there is more to the elephant than the dungpile that you were unlucky to be stepping on. Yes? You are a blessed and sad and beautiful man, Mr. Taylor and I am hoping to continue helping you along your path of lessening your karma. This will not be possible by dietary means alone, although vegetarianism would be helpful, so I am withholding the recipes now. Yes I am. This was Harsha Shah, yes.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

Yes, Mr. Taylor. You are always sad and beautiful. I am replying to you although my questions were addressed to the nice Mr. Grice. I am of course still wondering why you are twisting his name but I am thinking that the piece of dung that you are taking as the elephant is still preoccupying your mind, yes? I am sorry, I know you are an important and a busy man and everything, but you could have been considering extending the courteousness to notice that my questions were to Mr. Grice. But there again maybe you are suffering from myopia and were unable to be reading my less high-quality post properly.

Yes, I am aware that the christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts (I am waiting for the percentages; I am sorry it I am offending you but I would highly be appreciating your expert data). Yes,

Yes, Mr. Taylor, thank you for your nice post. I am not going to be following the nuptials as I am currently working as a SNP volunteer and we are no longer considering the royalty our leaders. Yes, we aren't. Yes. I am probably offending you Mr. Taylor but have you been thinking about the important story of the blind men and the elephant. I am thinking that you would not have to be touching the whole elephant yourself but you could be asking the others, including Mr. Grice, what they are perceiving. That way you could be realising that there is more to the elephant than the dungpile that you were unlucky to be stepping on. Yes? You are a blessed and sad and beautiful man, Mr. Taylor and I am hoping to continue helping you along your path of lessening your karma. This will not be possible by dietary means alone, although vegetarianism would be helpful, so I am withholding the recipes now. Yes I am. This was Harsha Shah, yes.

My Dear Miss Shah,


The reason I answered your questions was due to the fact that Mr. Grice will not give you a clear and direct answer. He will probably babble on about his lack of belief in the Holy Trinity or some such rot.


Anyway, enough about Mr. Nasty Drawers Grice. What exactly is your fixation on pachyderms about? If I want to see a whole elephant I will go to the zoo or the National History Museum. So tell me more of your work with the fishwife Sturgeon, what is it like to work for a communist who preaches sedition against the crown, although with the way the Royals are acting lately who can blame her? Are you also a corbynista jew hating nazi? As for stepping in a dung pile that would not be possible as my house girl Taloulah keeps an impeccable house. I gave her 5 hours off today so she could watch one of her own marry a white prince. Thank you for complimenting my beauty, it is truly not required as I am a humble man and do not require praise in any form.


Another little question for you, why have you not yet married a fine upstanding Christian man? Is it because your womb is dried up and shriveled like an old walnut? Don't worry. Give up all this silly hindaloo nonsense and let Jesus in. Let Him fill you to overflowing and He will make you fruitful


Psalms 113:9
He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.


I will pray for you to accept Him


YIC
TT

[curtisedwardgrice (Quarantined)]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

HOW?

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

I am aware that the Christianity of this forum is excluding all the other forms. That is why you are debating even if it is a low-yield strategy to gain converts

I am very encouraged when anyone examines the reality of Jesus. The Bible does not include statistical functions, for a reason. It would be so easy for the fallen to think Redemption was for them an impossibility, or at best a probable outcome scarcely better than random. Jesus is not some random. In Mathew's account of the historical Jesus, many beautiful parables are preserved. A response to the type of question you have is included as a segue between one such parable and its consequences in the real world:

Matthew 22:13-15 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called, but few are chosen. Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.

Unlike poster Grice, you do not project entanglement. If you have a question you ask it and perhaps Jesus is calling you even through the demonic haze of Jainism. Didn't the SNP lose their stranglehold in Mrs May's cunning manœuvre recently? Satan also may lose his stranglehold which is why he discourages asking questions. And that is why I'm encouraged. Because you do.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I was here before I lost my mind

im a earthbound Angel here to protect the creator's daughter from being killed by Satans demons

There is only one form of Christianity. The one taught by Jesus.

II Corinthians 11:3-4 [Paul writes] I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

Not only has God called us but He has also chosen us. That's why we see corrupted simplicity for what it is. Received from another spirit, accepting another Gospel, demonic in origin, identified as such. The only Christianity is the one preached by Jesus Christ, otherwise it would be called beelzebubianity or luciferianity or mormonism or something like that, and we read His words in The Bible. Whatever contradicts The Bible is therefore demonic. Satanic in origin. The world resulting from false teaching would be vile indeed!

What you propose is not supported by The Bible. The Bible is the best book to read and the only source for what Jesus taught. Everything else comes from devils.

Are you worshiping devils, Curtis?