Bring Back Midget City

[Johny Joe Hold]

Whatever happened to good clean entertainment both parents and children could enjoy? There used to be a lot of it.

In Chicago and other big cities there was a permanent show called Midget City. The short people got short salaries so tickets were cheap. There were song and dance numbers, even a restaurant where midgets would struggle to carry trays of food.

Being put on display was a way to make steady income. But no, liberals had to make a big fuss about self esteem. Someday we conservatives will bring back forms of entertainment that made fun of people who are different.

[Dennis Lukes]

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What else are gnomes supposed to do for income besides being sideshow freaks? It's not like they can be plumbers, taxi drivers, or janitors. Can you imagine if a little dwarf mailman hobbled over to deliver you a package? No, the wee folk are very limited in their job options. The liberals don't want people employed, they want them on welfare.

God made them like that for normal people to gawk at. Keeping them hidden away from our gaze is sacrilege.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Many people have had sympathy for midgets, but it took the bleeding heart lieberals in Hellywood to bring out their true colors. It's an important reminder that God made them dwarfs for a reason.

Wizard of Oz Munchkins didn't just grope Judy Garland - they were also drunks and sex-mad hellraisers

The revelation that 16-year-old Judy Garland was constantly groped by some of the Munchkins will come as no surprise to those who witnessed their wild antics

By Rod McPhee

They were the residents of the surreal world of Munchkinland in The Wizard of Oz , but behind the scenes the adult dwarf actors were hard-drinking, sex-mad hellraisers.

The revelation that 16-year-old Judy Garland was constantly groped by some of the Munchkins will come as no surprise to those who witnessed their wild antics.

The Mirror revealed that her ex-husband Sid Luft wrote in an unfinished memoir: “They’d make Judy’s life miserable by putting their hands under her dress.”

But the Hollywood legend appears to have taken their advances in her stride, even when they were at their most brazen.

One of the 124 actors hired by MGM as Munchkins for the 1939 movie tried to get the teenage starlet out on a date.

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The actress, who died aged 47 from an accidental drugs overdose in 1969, added: “There were hundreds of them, they put them all in one hotel. They got smashed every night and the police would pick them up in butterfly nets. The poor things.”

That was the Culver Hotel in Hollywood, and it became the epicentre of the dwarves’ drunken debauchery for the eight weeks they stayed there during filming.

The police were regularly called and, as well as butterfly nets, they had to find new ways of apprehending the revellers.

. . .

Chris Price and Joe Harland write in their book Live Fast Die Young: “He asked one of the attending officers as to the nature of the incident, to be told several Munchkins had been drunk and disorderly and were currently resisting arrest.

“With hands too small for cuffs and no restraints of a suitable size, the hotel laundry had been called on to help. Niven watched as nine policemen emerged from the foyer, each holding a wriggling, writhing and rather heavy pillowcase.”

And the partying didn’t stop for work. One Munchkin, known as The Count, was nearly fired for his antics during filming.

. . .

The Culver was transformed into “an unholy assembly of pimps, hookers and gamblers”, according to one observer.

Though it hosted celebrities, the hotel had never seen anything like it and had to install police on every floor.

Already sleeping three in a bed, the dwarves had orgies every night – not only hiring prostitutes but also acting as pimps for them. Some female Munchkins were said to have tried selling themselves to male crew members during the filming.

The movie’s screenwriter Noel Langley remembered how the Munchkins would often go in search of women on set.

“They’d raid the studio lot,” he said. “The showgirls had to be escorted in bunches with armed guards.”

The roughest dwarves were said to be prone to violence, carrying knives. One allegedly came on set armed with two loaded pistols to threaten a fellow Munchkin for making eyes at his wife.

Wizard of Oz make-up artist Jack Dawn said: “You had to watch them all the time.”

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/wizard-oz-munchkins-judy-garland-9782402

[MitzaLizalor]

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I Peter 2:6-9 Wherefore also it is contained in the scripture, Behold, I lay in Sion a chief corner stone, elect, precious: and he that believeth on him shall not be confounded. Unto you therefore which believe he is precious: but unto them which be disobedient, the stone which the builders disallowed, the same is made the head of the corner, and a stone of stumbling, and a rock of offence, even to them which stumble at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed. But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light.

Christians are the new priesthood. The eligibility of the old priestly caste evaporated rather quickly once they tried to kill God by actually killing Jesus Christ through subterfuge, deception, and manipulating Romans. For a start, why were they kowtowing to Roman law when they had God's Law right there? But without dwelling on details, they had become superfluous.

The requirement for holiness didn't disappear though. The opposite of holy is profane. There are many ways described by God for holiness to be defiled with profanity and curses are handed down across generations as a consequence. When Christians approach God the offering is Christ's blood shed for us. Does that mean harlots are eligible to bring that offering? Sodomites? Of course not. Once they have repented and accepted Christ obviously they would no longer be harlots or sodomites but until that deliverance they are no more eligible than a son of Aaron would be (unless he accepted Christ's sacrifice, of course) to bring any offering at all. This is spelled out by God in defining those who are ineligible for the priesthood either of Aaron (now defunct v.s.) or of the peculiar people now chosen as the royal priesthood.

Leviticus 21:16-20 Wherefore also it is contained in the scripture, Behold, I lay in SionAnd the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken.

Jesus was explicit that no aspect of The Law would pass away until Heaven and earth had passed away. The earth is still here therefore The Law is still in force. Sacrifice is still required, which is why when Christians approach God an offering is still required, the Blood of Jesus. If that were not the case active murderers, working prostitutes, promiscuous homosexuals and idolators could just turn up with nothing and run a Church service as effectively as anyone.

I must repeat that all of those could accept Christ's sacrifice, repent and once Redeemed from sin as acknowledged in baptism become holy whereupon they'd stop murdering people, burn the chiffon zentai suit & patent leather stilettos, give up sodomy, crush the idols and never return to their vomit. That's how God describes it. Unholiness has not gone away and its causes have not gone away – but they can be reversed, as they have been reversed in every Christian heart.

No-one has to agree with God. Many people do not, claiming that His restrictions are as repugnant and immoral today as they were 4,000 years ago.

No-one has to agree with Jesus. He is recorded as endorsing every aspect of God's revelation (whether you think it's a revelation or not) and has promised to deal with everyone rejecting His Perfect Love absolutely in accordance with Biblical standards when He returns. In the meantime God still requires blood. Christians offer Christ's blood. There are no longer Jewish priests so they can't offer anything – and don't claim to.

No-one has to like what The Bible says. There are two categories here 1] those who make up something in their heads which contradicts The Bible and then 1A] just ignore it or lie about what it teaches or 1B] look for snippets out of context seeming to support what they think. Others 2] say straight out that The Bible contains garbage no decent person should countenance for a moment or 2A] go through the lexicon inventing new meanings for words in ancient languages because (according to them) no-one actually knows what they mean anyway. Which amounts to the same thing I suppose.

In any event, dwarves are covered in the list of blemished persons unable to approach God with an offering whether animal sacrifice (an ox or ram or turtle dove) or human (Jesus) unless that impediment is removed. If someone has a different idea it will need to be supported with Scripture.

Concerning the photograph in OP: are those buildings also small scale, like a populated model village? Would it be necessary to crouch to get into the restaurant or is the food served al fresco?

[James Hutchins]

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When my Wife (RIP ) Mrs. Hutchins and I got married, we had midgets at the reception. They carried trays on their heads with food and drink. I have to say, it was nice not having to see the help. Sometimes, a guerst would step on one of the midget feet, everyone would hear a squeak, just like the sound a mouse makes when you stomp on one. Hilarious, let me tell you.

The high point of the evening was 'midget bowling'. Nine midgets group together like bowling pins, all holding pitchers of water of themselves. A midget bends over and hold their ankle. The idea being is you'd toss them and see how many pins you could knock over. I do not recall who won the game but it was a hoot and a half.
If True Christians(tm) do not hire these freaks, who will? They'd just become part of the Demoncrat welfare cheats!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Does anyone remember a few years ago the dwarf-tossing ban? There's archived coverage from Stacy Herbert, attractive news presenter and financial analyst, together with some graphics and additional comment. First the salient graphic:

It's not my place to gainsay lawmakers' decisions. Yes, we have a clear category for dwarves as defined by God but He also instructs us about lawmakers; it's an instruction I'm happy to quote:

Titus 2:12-14; 3:1-3 Denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works.….Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work, to speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men. For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another.

He wants us to be peculiar for Him. That means accepting what lawmakers decide. In a society where debate is encouraged among the population generally or where representatives ask the voters for comments or invite lobby groups to present concerns they may otherwise be unaware of or even pass laws approving demonstrations & petitions, again those are laws God wants us to respect even if we don't agree with them. Here is the archived footage:

[Johny Joe Hold]

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This midget who finally mastered the line, "Da plane, da plane," probably required a taylormade suit. I heard he complained about his pay in the series. They should have left out the midget character:

[Isabella White]

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Oh, I suppose those LIE-beral people will say, "it's not politically correct", or "that's not compassionate", or some such bleeding-heart nonsense. But, what I don't understand is this: what's so wrong about having some good, clean fun, and giving people the chance to earn a few dollars at the same time? The little people in the video clip below are having a wonderful time! I have no doubt that they would be more than willing to get some part-time work, if the offer should be extended to them.

A blessed day to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Someday we conservatives will bring back forms of entertainment that made fun of people who are different.

Let's look at this in a utilitarian philosophical way like the liberals like to do. Who gets hurt with this family-fun entertainment? Nobody. Any midget who is so thin skinned they would cry wouldn't work in this business in the first place so they won't be upset. The midgets who do work there would be so happy cashing in a paycheck they wouldn't care what names people call them.

Let's juxtapose this against the liberal version of entertainment that includes Ouija boards, yoga, homosexuality, circus clowns, Tarot cards, horoscopes, yoga, chakras, acupuncture, keto diet, rosary beads, Halloween, drag queen shows, cosmetics, science, masturbation, nakedness, witchcraft, photography, atheism, meditation, and veganism. These all will send a soul to HELL, and make no mistake!

Which is the greater danger? Which is worse?

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!

In my home which is Kingston Jamaica we have midget wrestling every Saturday night at the arena. Everyone goes and it is such fun. I like the fat ones the best. When ever one of then wins a match everyone pulls out their pistols and shoots up in the air. When it rains the show has to be cancelled because of all the holes in the roof.

We have dwarf tossing at the fairs too. It is a lot of fun.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Cranky Old Man]

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Very very unusual, but China did something right here: Dwarf Empire Amusement Park.

Of course the liberal left fake news media says that "the park resembles a human zoo". How do they not understand that this is actually good!?

No one wants their daughters to get raped by dwarfs. Putting all dwarfs in a zoo prevents them from raping innocent children. "But she was my size" is never a valid excuse.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Very very unusual, but China did something right here: Dwarf Empire Amusement Park.

Of course the liberal left fake news media says that "the park resembles a human zoo". How do they not understand that this is actually good!?
No one wants their daughters to get raped by dwarfs. Putting all dwarfs in a zoo prevents them from raping innocent children. "But she was my size" is never a valid excuse.

The old rule, "Stay with your own kind" remains wise and practical. It applies to race and physical weaknesses. It is obvious dwarfs are here to entertain us so why not Dwarf City?