[Levi Jones]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!

Oh, that sums it up completely

[James Dewitt]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

duurrrrr......... uz all stupidz and iz smart cuz iz got a iq of 14934 and iz gut 18 digreez so uz alz stoopidz for fullowinz dat book. and jebus luvs me 'cuz hez luv andz it duznt matturs ifin iz hates himz but hez dun xests



Wow that actually hurt my brain.

I can not do this, Im going to my prayer closet. I hope that a man comes with me I do loves sodomy

[Brother Enoch]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I'm getting a sex-change operation and turning myself into a woman just so I can get pregnant and have an abortion!!!!!one1!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I can not do this, Im going to my prayer closet. I hope that a man comes with me I do loves sodomy

Jimbone, I can't pretend to be an atheist either. No matter how hard I try, I can't bring myself to misspell "atheist".

Maybe I should join you in your prayer closet.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Can God make a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Who created God? The universe came from nothing!
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[Nobar King]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I kind of don't understand this. What is ITT?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I kind of don't understand this. What is ITT?

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[Christ_touched_dano]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

There is no such thing as god. I know this and it probably has nothing to do with me being molested by my step father and in turn being angry at god for allowing this to happen to a helpless child.

I would never consider the idea that God sees the future and probably saw that I was going to become an ungodly atheist regardless of the amount of prepubescent sodomy I received and thus instituted said incestuous relations with his uncanny foresight into my childhood as a retroactive punishment for my ungodly soul.

Yes... it has nothing to do with any of that, I just never saw any evidence for god in the world and I love science hur dur

[Nobar King]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I love science hur dur

Is this the scientists' new anthem? Do you herd sheep?

[Christ_touched_dano]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Is this the scientists' new anthem? Do you herd sheep?

I like to think of myself as a young shepherd. Yes sir.

[josh_cjr]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

ha ha my turn. im an atheist and i have common sense so i cant believe that a magical fairy named god claped his hands together and made everything we see today.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

ha ha my turn. im an atheist and i have common sense so i cant believe that a magical fairy named god claped his hands together and made everything we see today.

Well nobody else believes that was how God created everything either. By the way has your mom still got the clape?

YiC

Jack

[josh_cjr]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Well nobody else believes that was how God created everything either. By the way has your mom still got the clape?

YiC

Jack

Do you know exactly how 'god' did it? did 'he' just say "let there be light"