Me and my wife have always frown upon spraytan. It's modern witchcraft for people ungrateful for LORD making them white.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
- Exodus 22:18
But before we hunt all witches who sell and use spraytan, let's consider a sole useful thing with it - disciplining children who are ungrateful for being white.
My wife found our youngest son listening to hip-hop "music", which is notorious for tempting children into ungratefulness. She sprayed his face, and he did first scream from the smell and eye irritation. But the true disciplinary effect was yet to come. As soon as he walked past a mirror, he got perplexed by seeing himself no longer white. He returned crying to my wife, and she explained to him that he had listened to sinful music, and that he needs to pray his white skin back, and then be more grateful for his white skin. Otherwise, the same judgment will happen again.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
- Exodus 22:18
But before we hunt all witches who sell and use spraytan, let's consider a sole useful thing with it - disciplining children who are ungrateful for being white.
My wife found our youngest son listening to hip-hop "music", which is notorious for tempting children into ungratefulness. She sprayed his face, and he did first scream from the smell and eye irritation. But the true disciplinary effect was yet to come. As soon as he walked past a mirror, he got perplexed by seeing himself no longer white. He returned crying to my wife, and she explained to him that he had listened to sinful music, and that he needs to pray his white skin back, and then be more grateful for his white skin. Otherwise, the same judgment will happen again.
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