[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Broccoli! Shoe! Complete door! I'm really hoping that you're shouting random words because a demon has addled your mind and not because you're getting excited at the thought of seeing a finely tailored pair of pants cradle the firm buttocks of one of our fine pastors.

Yes, Pastor Zeke DID look mightly handsome today while giving his sermon.

I hope he brings over an extra big jug of Dickens Cider tonight. I so look forward to it every sunday after services!

Hpeful, Sister Thumper

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs I recommend you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

(this baby is Hellbound anyway for being a homer, Godless chink)

That does not mean a thing.

[kikirnw]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

No friend, the child is making a choice to be a homer. This is not surprising because the child also chose not to be born white so there is no end to the evil of this demon possessed baby.

I may be showing my stupidity here but can a child choose to be born white or is that in fact based on the childs parents? I mean no offense here just wondering.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs I recommend you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

Oh my! This child needs either shipped to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital or sterilized (or both) immediately! A child exibiting signs of homerism this early in life should not be allowed to create offspring. Not to say that's a bad thing. There are enough Chinks as it is.

[OnYourKnees]

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I may be showing my stupidity here but can a child choose to be born white or is that in fact based on the childs parents? I mean no offense here just wondering.

kiki, perhaps you've read a book called the Bible?

In it, God makes it clear that the soul exists prior to birth, and He knows the soul before it enters a body.

This means that God also (being omniscient) knows ALL the choices that soul will make in life, and whether that soul will make it to Heaven, or join the vast majority of God's creation experiencing eternal torture in God's Lake of Fire. (It's kinda like Sudbury, Ontario, but hotter and with less plant life.)

Frequently, God puts souls He knows will be damned into the bodies of people in China, or Africa, or other places where they won't hear about Jesus. You see, He already knows that they won't listen anyway, so He gives the souls which will be Saved the chance to hear.

Until very recently, all the Asian people were in Asia, and all the African people were in Africa, etc. Now, there are some of each in Godly America! Some might think that God accidentally put a potentially-saved soul into an "Asian-American" body, but let's face it, that child will still be raised with Chinese Dragons and such witchery. That soul is just as likely to be damned as one born in the deepest, darkest jungles of Canada. Hence the choice of race.

I hope this helps.

[Homophobiaisgay]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

signs your baby is going to be gay? So much for it being a choice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

signs your baby is going to be gay? So much for it being a choice.

That's right. Some babies choose to take up the homer hobby, in direct defiance of Christ.

Stop trying to defend such perversion, nancy.

[Homophobiaisgay]

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That's right. Some babies choose to take up the homer hobby, in direct defiance of Christ.

Stop trying to defend such perversion, nancy.

i'm not defending anything. just pointing out where you are undermining yourselves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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i'm not defending anything. just pointing out where you are undermining yourselves.

You are mocking Christ and spitting on the Holy Bible by your very presence here, sissy. God is never wrong, and He certainly doesn't need your limp-wristed help.

[Homophobiaisgay]

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You are mocking Christ and spitting on the Holy Bible by your very presence here, sissy. God is never wrong, and He certainly doesn't need your limp-wristed help.

so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.

Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry.

[OnYourKnees]

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so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.

All humans are born in sin. ALL.

Some choose to walk the path toward God. Some choose perversion and sexual deviance and abomination. Most wait until puberty to make that choice, but some start far younger.

I've little doubt you were one of those who started at infancy. You probably wanted to nuzzle your Daddy's hairy chest and completely ignored Mommy, didn't you?

Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry.

Oh, he's got all forms of bigotry down pat, I think.

So far, I've also seen religious discrimination, chin-ism, racism, and heterophobia.

It's a shame that he's so far gone, Sister VD. I'm not sure there's anything to be done for him, unless he decides to turn himself around!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Homerism is due to babies not being swaddled!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=318&highlight=swaddle

A swaddled baby can't touch itself where it shouldn't nor crawl around putting things in it's mouth!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I am told there are visual signs of homosexuality in babies. However, it is still our responsibility to administer corporal punishment (as prescribed by the Bible) to control all Un-Christian behaviors. STERN GLYNNDIE

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

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You morons are truly ignorant!