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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 05:45 AM
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so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.
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Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry. 
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 06:04 AM
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so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.
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All humans are born in sin. ALL.
Some choose to walk the path toward God. Some choose perversion and sexual deviance and abomination. Most wait until puberty to make that choice, but some start far younger.
I've little doubt you were one of those who started at infancy. You probably wanted to nuzzle your Daddy's hairy chest and completely ignored Mommy, didn't you?
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Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry. |
Oh, he's got all forms of bigotry down pat, I think.
So far, I've also seen religious discrimination, chin-ism, racism, and heterophobia.
It's a shame that he's so far gone, Sister VD. I'm not sure there's anything to be done for him, unless he decides to turn himself around! 
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 08:21 AM
Homerism is due to babies not being swaddled!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=swaddle
A swaddled baby can't touch itself where it shouldn't nor crawl around putting things in it's mouth!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 12:32 PM
I am told there are visual signs of homosexuality in babies. However, it is still our responsibility to administer corporal punishment (as prescribed by the Bible) to control all Un-Christian behaviors. STERN GLYNNDIE
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05-11-2007, 12:34 PM
You mormons are truly ignorant!
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 02:22 PM
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i'm not defending anything. just pointing out where you are undermining yourselves.
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How is determining which baby is most likely to make the choice for homerism undermining ourselves? That's proactive friend, that's thinking outside the box. The younger we can determine it, the quicker we can get them into treatment. Are you some kind of extremist left wing liberal that would like to see babies sodomizing each other?
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 03:56 PM
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How is determining which baby is most likely to make the choice for homerism undermining ourselves? That's proactive friend, that's thinking outside the box. The younger we can determine it, the quicker we can get them into treatment. Are you some kind of extremist left wing liberal that would like to see babies sodomizing each other?
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He is probably planning to vote for Hellary in the hopes that she will ruin the American economy by increasing corporation tax 500% in order to pay for a massive programme of publicly-funded podcasts of babies sodomizing each other.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 06:01 PM
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He is probably planning to vote for Hellary in the hopes that she will ruin the American economy by increasing corporation tax 500% in order to pay for a massive programme of publicly-funded podcasts of babies sodomizing each other. |
You mean The Homersexual Lifestyle Indoctrination Act of 2009?
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05-11-2007, 06:07 PM
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You mean The Homersexual Lifestyle Indoctrination Act of 2009?
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Exactly Brother. One doesn't need to be a rocket scientist to see which way Hitlery's bread is buttered. May the Lord help us if she becomes President!
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 12:18 AM
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Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry. |
I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 12:39 AM
No, that's not the point. Read the homosexual's original post.
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05-12-2007, 01:18 AM
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No, that's not the point. Read the homosexual's original post.
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A link would be helpful, Sister VD. Anyway that's my point irrespective of what his may have been. And which homersexual are we talking about. According to you lot, everyone who turns up is a homer.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 01:22 AM
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A link would be helpful, Sister VD. Anyway that's my point irrespective of what his may have been. And which homersexual are we talking about. According to you lot, everyone who turns up is a homer.
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I'm referring to "Homophobiaisgay," obviously, since the post of mine to which you replied was a direct response to one of his. And no, I will not provide you with a link to a post that's on the page right before this one. You've got to find it yourself, you lazy hippie. 
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 02:36 AM
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I'm referring to "Homophobiaisgay," obviously, since the post of mine to which you replied was a direct response to one of his. And no, I will not provide you with a link to a post that's on the page right before this one. You've got to find it yourself, you lazy hippie. |
Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.
The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?
And do you appreciate that a "page" will depend on how we have set up our systems to display posts? We can use settings to control how many posts we see per 'page'.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 03:23 AM
Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay: Baby jumps out of a cake at a NAMBLA meeting.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 06:55 AM
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I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.
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Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.
The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?
And do you appreciate that a "page" will depend on how we have set up our systems to display posts? We can use settings to control how many posts we see per 'page'.
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Now that is just what is wrong with your homersecularist mindset, Hairy. Your car is just not out of gas, it becomes this endless word salad stream of consciousness about EGR valves, oxygen and air flow sensors, magnetic crankshaft position sensors, and fuel injection solenoids. When you give up the Bible (KJV1611) life becomes this endless array of impossible choices that burdens every decision.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 12:07 PM
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Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay: Baby jumps out of a cake at a NAMBLA meeting.
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Signs your baby is going to be gay:
His first words are "Prada" and "Creme Brulee", and he throws a tantrum unless he's swaddled in silk.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 03:12 PM
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Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.
The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?
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The syphilis has clearly started addling your brain, my hellbound sodomite friend. Since you replied to Sister Virginia's post (can you remember the post you replied to, or should I provide a link to that as well?), I'm assuming (perhaps unwisely) that you must've read it, and so it seems like it would be possible, even for a homer as backwards as yourself, to read the quote she included at the top of her post, and perhaps even click on the little arrow linking to it.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-12-2007, 08:02 PM
There are a lot of posts in this thread, therefore too much reading for me to go back through, but has anyone mentioned the following signs that your baby is a li'l sodomite?
Either parent is gay. The risk increases if the gay parent lives with a fellow gay sex addict. If they are the sole "parents", you can just write the baby off as lost to the homosexual lifestyle.
One or both parents is a lieberal or Demoncrat.
One or both parents is a Wicced.
One or both parents has any contact with sodomites outside of witnessing through an ex-gay program or picketing a sodomite funeral.
One or both parents is a catlick.
If the baby is raised without any influence from the King James 1611 Bible.
One or both parents has ever dressed up as a clown.
One or both parents went to public school.
The television was on while anyone in the household was watching and it showed sodomites as "normal" people, not doomed to Hell. It's even worse if they showed sodomites kissing (that's a guaranteed future drag queen right there).
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-14-2007, 07:46 AM
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The syphilis has clearly started addling your brain, my hellbound sodomite friend. Since you replied to Sister Virginia's post (can you remember the post you replied to, or should I provide a link to that as well?), I'm assuming (perhaps unwisely) that you must've read it, and so it seems like it would be possible, even for a homer as backwards as yourself, to read the quote she included at the top of her post, and perhaps even click on the little arrow linking to it.
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I remember very well. It was the one pictured below. No 51.
You obviously haven't read it yourself, or you'd see there is no quote and therefore no arrow.
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