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Friends, if you're like me, you enjoy laughing at the general calamity of those who reject Jesus' teachings.
Proverbs 1:26
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
So you might have read with glee the recent news that the ring-kissing kiddy-fiddlers have voted to deny Sinful Joe Biden the privilege of taking the holy sacrament:
US Catholic bishops advance communion document, setting up potential rebuke of Biden
Set aside for a moment CNN's laughable claim that Biden is "the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter." Apparently the foggy brains at the (Globalist) Cabal News Network forgot all about Godly Donald Trump.
Friends, what's important here is that Joe Biden will soon be cast adrift, a man without a mother church!
This is not a time to gloat, brothers and sisters.
Nay, what this represents is OPPORTUNITY.
First and foremost, if we could convince the president to join our humble church family, that would be something that would truly elevate Landover Baptist Church's standing on the world stage. Imagine how many unsaved sinners would hear about us, and catch fire with a renewed interest in the Good News™!
And, I might add, it would be quite the feather in Pastor Ezekiel Flint's cap if he could add "personal spiritual advisor to the president" to his long list of accomplishments and bona fides.
More than anything else, however, I see great opportunity for our nation if we can lift the current president out of the papism in which he is currently mired.
Just imagine what could be accomplished if Joe Biden were invited to participate in our Sacred Initiation Ritual for True Christian Men. If somebody were to, oh, I don't know, provide the president with certain medications that made him more suggestible, and better able to internalize new ideas, why, I would say that's no harm, no foul. If you know what I mean.
Just something to think about.
Proverbs 1:26
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
So you might have read with glee the recent news that the ring-kissing kiddy-fiddlers have voted to deny Sinful Joe Biden the privilege of taking the holy sacrament:
US Catholic bishops advance communion document, setting up potential rebuke of Biden
The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops on Friday proceeded with a plan that could deny communion to public figures who support abortion rights, setting up a potential public rebuke of President Joe Biden.
By a vote of 168 to 55, with six abstentions, the bishops went forward with plans for a report on the meaning of the Eucharist in the church. The vote is part of a longer process, and a rebuke of Biden and other Catholic politicians who support abortion rights is not assured. The report will be developed over the summer and presented for amendments and approval in November.
The Vatican would have to approve any action on behalf of the bishops, and would likely delay that approval if a pointed report is issued.
Biden, an abortion rights advocate who is the first Catholic US president in nearly 60 years, is the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter. This movement is driven by the extremely conservative wing of the Catholic Church.
By a vote of 168 to 55, with six abstentions, the bishops went forward with plans for a report on the meaning of the Eucharist in the church. The vote is part of a longer process, and a rebuke of Biden and other Catholic politicians who support abortion rights is not assured. The report will be developed over the summer and presented for amendments and approval in November.
The Vatican would have to approve any action on behalf of the bishops, and would likely delay that approval if a pointed report is issued.
Biden, an abortion rights advocate who is the first Catholic US president in nearly 60 years, is the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter. This movement is driven by the extremely conservative wing of the Catholic Church.
Set aside for a moment CNN's laughable claim that Biden is "the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter." Apparently the foggy brains at the (Globalist) Cabal News Network forgot all about Godly Donald Trump.
Friends, what's important here is that Joe Biden will soon be cast adrift, a man without a mother church!
This is not a time to gloat, brothers and sisters.
Nay, what this represents is OPPORTUNITY.
First and foremost, if we could convince the president to join our humble church family, that would be something that would truly elevate Landover Baptist Church's standing on the world stage. Imagine how many unsaved sinners would hear about us, and catch fire with a renewed interest in the Good News™!
And, I might add, it would be quite the feather in Pastor Ezekiel Flint's cap if he could add "personal spiritual advisor to the president" to his long list of accomplishments and bona fides.
More than anything else, however, I see great opportunity for our nation if we can lift the current president out of the papism in which he is currently mired.
Just imagine what could be accomplished if Joe Biden were invited to participate in our Sacred Initiation Ritual for True Christian Men. If somebody were to, oh, I don't know, provide the president with certain medications that made him more suggestible, and better able to internalize new ideas, why, I would say that's no harm, no foul. If you know what I mean.
Just something to think about.
-bound Cathyolick priests have more than plenty of wine stashed away, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Seeing as how they conveniently overlook and/or ignore II Timothy 3:16 ("All scripture is given by inspiration of 
, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"), then I have no doubt that they will ignore the importance of this, too:
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