[Faith_Machine]

Friends, if you're like me, you enjoy laughing at the general calamity of those who reject Jesus' teachings.

Proverbs 1:26

I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

So you might have read with glee the recent news that the ring-kissing kiddy-fiddlers have voted to deny Sinful Joe Biden the privilege of taking the holy sacrament:

US Catholic bishops advance communion document, setting up potential rebuke of Biden

The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops on Friday proceeded with a plan that could deny communion to public figures who support abortion rights, setting up a potential public rebuke of President Joe Biden.

By a vote of 168 to 55, with six abstentions, the bishops went forward with plans for a report on the meaning of the Eucharist in the church. The vote is part of a longer process, and a rebuke of Biden and other Catholic politicians who support abortion rights is not assured. The report will be developed over the summer and presented for amendments and approval in November.

The Vatican would have to approve any action on behalf of the bishops, and would likely delay that approval if a pointed report is issued.
Biden, an abortion rights advocate who is the first Catholic US president in nearly 60 years, is the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter. This movement is driven by the extremely conservative wing of the Catholic Church.

Set aside for a moment CNN's laughable claim that Biden is "the most openly religious president since Jimmy Carter." Apparently the foggy brains at the (Globalist) Cabal News Network forgot all about Godly Donald Trump.

Friends, what's important here is that Joe Biden will soon be cast adrift, a man without a mother church!

This is not a time to gloat, brothers and sisters.

Nay, what this represents is OPPORTUNITY.

First and foremost, if we could convince the president to join our humble church family, that would be something that would truly elevate Landover Baptist Church's standing on the world stage. Imagine how many unsaved sinners would hear about us, and catch fire with a renewed interest in the Good News™!

And, I might add, it would be quite the feather in Pastor Ezekiel Flint's cap if he could add "personal spiritual advisor to the president" to his long list of accomplishments and bona fides.

More than anything else, however, I see great opportunity for our nation if we can lift the current president out of the papism in which he is currently mired.

Just imagine what could be accomplished if Joe Biden were invited to participate in our Sacred Initiation Ritual for True Christian Men. If somebody were to, oh, I don't know, provide the president with certain medications that made him more suggestible, and better able to internalize new ideas, why, I would say that's no harm, no foul. If you know what I mean.

Just something to think about.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I am not the one to boast but who do you think initiated this idea in the gullible minds of catlick coneheads? I don't wanna claim that anything actually was said, but if you wanted to influence any regular catlick 'bishop' what would you do? You'd send your loyal houseboys to some selected catlick altar boys and seduce persuade them to tell their 'bishops' that the regular extracurricular 'services' would cease unless a particular 'leader' was excommunicated.

Of course, I'm not claiming that anything like that ever happened, capische?

[Faith_Machine]

Oh Pastor Zeke, you truly give new meaning to the phrase, "polishing the bishop!"

[Johny Joe Hold]

I don't claim to know what all this "Catholic communion" fuss is all about. What I take from it is this. The more wine priests have to give parishioners the less wine in left over for afterhours enjoyment. Cancel a few parishioners out and let the party roll.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I don't claim to know what all this "Catholic communion" fuss is all about. What I take from it is this. The more wine priests have to give parishioners the less wine in left over for afterhours enjoyment. Cancel a few parishioners out and let the party roll.

Oh, I am sure that those -bound Cathyolick priests have more than plenty of wine stashed away, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Seeing as how they conveniently overlook and/or ignore II Timothy 3:16 ("All scripture is given by inspiration of , and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"), then I have no doubt that they will ignore the importance of this, too:

I Corinthians 9:27 "But I keep under my body, and bring it into subjection: lest that by any means, when I have preached to others, I myself should be a castaway."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

...let the party roll.

Send in the dancing boys!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I think I speak for True Christians™ in that our issue with the cathylick wafers is one of hypocrisy. The cathylicks claim that their doctrine is against baby killing, yet they take no action against cathylick Democrats that continually engage in it - and this has been going on for decades. Denying wafers is one thing they could do, another is excommunication.

While we might laud these Bishops, don't think that Joe Biden doesn't have a black market supply of wafers in his basement - or that Nancy Pelosy doesn't have a years supply of wafers in her ice cream freezer.

As an aside, I wouldn't be surprised that Bill and Melinda Gates are in on the scam - convincing cathylicks that transubstantiated wafers are "meat" to save the planet from Globull Warming.

Ultimately the cathylick Democrats, like the Hare Krishnas and Moonies, need to be "deprogrammed" - and that means spending some quality time with Jesus and the King James Bible (1611).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I wouldn't be surprised that Bill and Melinda Gates are in on the scam - convincing cathylicks that transubstantiated wafers are "meat" to save the planet from Globull Warming.

Using crackers to brainwash the world to go vegan, starting with the gullible papists in shithole countries where women plop out babies under cover of the jungle by the truckload. That is some amazing sleuthing, Brother Bryan.