Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I admit it, I'm pulling all punches. I've also downed a whole fifth of Scotch so I may be a little on the enenenbriated side if you know what I mean, but goddamn it people, can't we just let it out? Lets stop making excuses. We have a goddamn darkie in the White House and no one wants to speak up? We have to come up with BS things like "he's a communist" or "he is a secret Manchurian agent brainwashed by Soviet Russia to destroy America from within." to justify our beliefs. Really? REALLLY???

Can we stop making up excuses and just let it out what's really bothering us? YES A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE BOTHERS ME! That DOES NOT make me racist, I just think that the races all have a certain place and status, that does not make me racist. Wouldnt you be bothered if you were going into major surgery and the janitor took the place of the surgeon? That's EXACTLY what is going on here!

I really, really tried to come up with facts that Obama was systematically destroying America economically, but I could not. In fact, I couldn't find a single thing that said he was destroying America -- but WE ALL KNOW HE IS!!!! Facts are overrated. Let's go with our gut feelings. Obama is a communist muslim atheist who is here to overthrow AMERICA and you'd be a godddam traitor if you voted for him. END OF STORY!!!!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE?

Well, he is a Kenyan. I mean, it bothers me that he isn't a citizen. He is an illegal alien from Africa.

But I'm totally okay with him being a shine, I guess. It's just that he is from Kenya that makes me angry. You know, real ooga booga stuff.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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One thing for certain, you can't make an economic recovery out of basketball, fried chicken and watermelon. It's no wonder people are still out of work.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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His socialist agenda is so blatantly obvious, it doesn't take Einstein to see that. Furthermore, to note that it is typical of his race's demands for hand-outs, doesn't take a degree in rocket science. I'm not a racist to express my fear that should he be re-elected, his African impulses will overcome any civilized training.



(It's just a joke, people)

[Little Donkey]

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It's not so much Obama that bothers me, it's the thought of momma and the 'glet's pawing all over the nation's treasure... ugh!!!!! Those are some full on negros brother. Makes me wanna vomit. To be honest, commie-ism socialism marxism fascism things haven't been quite as bad as I originally thought.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I surprised at all of you! I thought we True Christians™ were more tolerant than this. The fact that Osambo is a spear-chucking, big lipped coon has NOTHING to do with why I don't want his black ass in the Oval Office! It's because he's a Tax-n-Spend, LIEberal DEMONcrat!

Please everybody, let's do what right-thinking Republicans have ALWAYS done; let's keep race out of politics.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE?

One thing for certain, you can't make an economic recovery out of basketball, fried chicken and watermelon. It's no wonder people are still out of work.

True, Brother. A complete recovery also needs "bling" and a hair-bone.



I have no problem with Obama being the product of an unholy mixed-race union, forbidden by God.

I do have a problem with him being a socialist Muslim who wants to turn America into a Caliphate, and make us all bow down toward Mecca five times a day!

What about people like Brother Nobar? His knees can't take all that up-and-down nonsense. And then there's the whole "burning in Hell forever for worshiping a false god" thing; I'm no fan of that policy, either.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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His socialist agenda is so blatantly obvious, it doesn't take Einstein to see that. Furthermore, to note that it is typical of his race's demands for hand-outs, doesn't take a degree in rocket science. I'm not a racist to express my fear that should he be re-elected, his African impulses will overcome any civilized training.

Yes, exactly. And by the time we're all required to pay a fine for not owning a set of bongo drums, it will be too late to object.

[Godfly]

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the term "jungle monkey." it's been proven beyond a doubt that our president practices the mooslimb religion which souls make him a desert dweller or "sand monkey." We can't allow ourselves to get loose with the facts, even when fighting racism.

[WWJDnow]

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the term "jungle monkey."

I'm sure Rev. Jim meant nothing offensive by it, but the liberals will take words like this out of context and twist them. So it's probably best to stick with the words "African American," "Black person," "colored person," "negro," and "jigaboo."

[bobicus]

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im just a bit confused, how does the color of skin affect the intelligence of another human being?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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im just a bit confused, how does the color of skin affect the intelligence of another human being?

Who said that it does? I've met plenty of spades that are smart as a whip. To make a living as a criminal jacking TVs and selling rock takes some smarts to stay a step ahead of the man.

Please do not put words in our mouths.

In Christ

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Yes, exactly. And by the time we're all required to pay a fine for not owning a set of bongo drums, it will be too late to object.

It's not a fine; it's a tax.

[bobicus]

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Who said that it does? I've met plenty of spades that are smart as a whip. To make a living as a criminal jacking TVs and selling rock takes some smarts to stay ahead of the man.

Please do not put words in our mouths.

In Christ

look, i know what it means to be racist. you saying that all black people are criminals is racist. what if i said "white people are smart because they all know how to get fat at Mcdonalds." of course its not true, but thats the same thing you said. please don't think i tried to shove anything down your throat.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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look, i know what it means to be racist. you saying that all black people are criminals is racist. what if i said "white people are smart because they all know how to get fat at Mcdonalds." of course its not true, but thats the same thing you said. please don't think i tried to shove anything down your throat.

Any racist poster at Landover Baptist Church is instantly banned. But the statistics don't lie, my friend. Do a quick study of incarceration rates for whites, and then all the other races, and you'll find the young black male is the majority of those doing a stretch in the pen. Granted, these were not the smarter negroes that knew how to stay in the hood and out of prison, but it's safe to say that crime is what they do best.