6 Reasons Why GOD HATES Lithuania

[Bjorn Jensen]

6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES LITHUANIA
(also known as Mini Poland)

6 priežastys, kodėl Dievas nekenčia Lietuvą

Lithuania is a country in north-eastern Europe filled with Mary-worshipping catholics and vodka drinking commies who might be eskimos. The people of Lithuania, who's president is a femnazi just like Hitlary Clinton, hates God with a passion. Lithuania is the world's northernmost paptist nation.


1. Lithuania is by far the worst Baltic State. You might think that their atheist and looteran buddies in Estonia and Latvia were bad enough, but Lithuania is worse than that. Why? Cause Lithuania is a paptist nation who offically worships Mary and the devout child molester, Muslim, Jew, Nazi, Marxist, Hindu, gay, Satanist, atheist, Mexican communist Pope Francis.



2. Worshipping of false idols. Lithuania is the home of one of the world's biggest cathlic shrines, the Hill of Crosses, making Lithuania a major holiday destination for idol worshipping paptist worldwide. Ezekiel 14:3 Son of man, these men have set up their idols in their heart, and put the stumblingblock of their iniquity before their face: should I be inquired of at all by them?


3. Female presidency. A woman's place is the kitchen, not Head of State, period. Lithunians has continuously re-elected the short-haired, Putin-hating paptist bulldyke Dalia Grybauskaitė as president. Let this serve as a warning of what might happen if Hillary Clinton is elected. Do we really want God's favourite country to become like Lithuania? 1st Timothy 5:14-15, “I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully. For some are already turned aside after Satan.”



4. The Holocaust. During the Second World War, hundreds of thousends Jews were murdered by Lithuanian nazis. Now, if this was done by true Christians, it could have been justified as the Biblical penalty for being a Christ-killer. But when it comes to it being done by people who has an even worse religion than Judaism, it can only be for true hatred and racism. Lithuanians are well known for their racism agianst Polish and especially Russian minorities

5. Have you ever met a Lithuanian who is not a thief or a liar? Even "their" capital Vilnius (actually called Wilno), was stolen from neighboring Poland cause they were simply too lazy to build their own capital.



6. Lithuanians may not only be Godless paptist, but also a bit hindaloo cause their language is basically a dialect of Sanskrit. Paganism is nothing strange for these savages, they were after all the very last European country to be Christianised which was as late as the 14th century

Let's pray that Putin invades and annex Lithuania along with the other Baltic States Latvia, Estonia and Sinland!

[Grandma]

Re: 6 Reasons Why GOD HATES Lithuania

These are all solid reasons. I think I will create an essay on yet another country He hates as well.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Have you ever met a Lithuanian who is not a thief or a liar?

No I haven't! Clear proof that all your other statements must be true as well.

Once Donald Trump becomes our president he can give Lithuania to his friend Putin as a present. That will no doubt keep the Mexicans out of America.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I just noticed that even the Lithuanian flag is stolen, its an Australian flag with just a little bit darker red and stretched out a bit.

Do they really do anything on their own?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Their papism is bad enough, but Lutonian culture is almost worse. Once you've seen one Baltic culture dress up in their "ethnic" clothing, dance around in circles, jump up and clap their hands you've seen them all.

It's easy to understand why anyone in their right mind would want to leave Lutonia - but just don't bring your insufferable accordions and culture with you when you immigrate. I'm looking to Donald Trump to do something about this.

[Elmer G. White]

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Brethren,

traveling across the God-Forsaken Europe, I've sometimes come across the Lithuanian border but I've never ever entered, nor will I ever visit that place.

In addition to the repulsive issues covered above, the very name of this Slavic county that has rejected its only chance for Salvation, Mr. Putin, indicates how revolting the Lithuanian nation is. It is, again, all about sodomy! This was established a few decades ago with an anagrammatical study, the results of which can be presented below in a concise manner!



Verily, this place is the modern equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrha. The "uh" means that they really, really thrust at the nether regions when practicing the sodomistic actions. I dare not think how the sins of Gomorrah are realized in Lithuania.

Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

The Hidden Message in the place name reveals this: fornication, strange flesh.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Lithuanians celebrating their nazi heritage and devotion to the late paptist Australian dictator Hitler

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Lithuania's bulldyke president thinks she has the guts to call Russia a "terrorist state". Fortuently, Mr. Putin has an exclave stronghold located right next door to Lithuania! Perfectly strategically located to be able to bomb these paptists back to the stone age at any moment

Video of Russia preparing for the invasion and ultimate destruction of Lithuania:

[Grandma]

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See the above map? Lithuania is shaped like a man's private parts! This clearly shows that Lithuania is the most homosexual country on Earth. As we all know, homosexuality is against the Bible:

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

[Grandma]

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Lithuania's bulldyke president thinks she has the guts to call Russia a "terrorist state". Fortuently, Mr. Putin has an exclave stronghold located right next door to Lithuania! Perfectly strategically located to be able to bomb these paptists back to the stone age at any moment

Video of Russia preparing for the invasion and ultimate destruction of Lithuania:

That is most interesting. I am a friend of Mr Putin's. I met him while I was on a trip to the Godless country of East Germany. I will contact him again so he can bomb these papist barbarians to the Stone Age (which, unlike what liebral fairy tale-inspired scientists say, occurred LESS than 6,000 years ago)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Let's invade them and take their oil.

[handmaiden]

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Lithuanian names are weird and impossible to pronounce. They should use Biblical names, like Methuselah or Melchizedek.

[Nobar King]

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I would just like to point out that the second syllable in Lithuania is Ewwwwwwww...

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Uh oh, looks like God is not the only one who hates Lith-oo-ain-ee-a.

China threatens to sweep Lithuania into 'garbage bin of history'

I can't say I understand what the Chinamen are complaining about - nor care - but the ends justify the means, especially if it means Lithuania ends up in the trash.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Uh oh, looks like God is not the only one who hates Lith-oo-ain-ee-a.

China threatens to sweep Lithuania into 'garbage bin of history'

I can't say I understand what the Chinamen are complaining about - nor care - but the ends justify the means, especially if it means Lithuania ends up in the trash.

Huh. Taking any bets on the Sino-Lithuanian Conflict kicking off WWIII in '22?