Calling All Ex-Joos

[Morton Weinstein]

New York City is a haven for Joos of all types. Orthodox, Hasiddic, Reformed - you name it, there are more Joos than you can shake a stick at. I'm reaching out to those who no longer want to be Jooish.


If you're in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) and wish to fellowship with us, come to our next Christkillers meeting! We meet once a month at a different deli with sit-down service to talk about how sorry we are for killing Jesus and to write letters asking forgiveness. We send these letters to Christians at random from a list we were able to get from the United Council of Churches. Such a blessing! For the next ten people to join I am generously paying your membership fee of $200 and you'll receive a copy of my pamphlet, "How to Rid Yourself of Guilt for Killing Jesus." It's a four-color, easy to read pamphlet explaining how you - yes, you - killed Jesus and why you're going to hell unless you admit it and serve Him the rest of your life. Such a joy!


I am happy to announce the guest speaker at our next meeting will be Morris Dalbenstein of Norwalk, Connecticut. Morris is the well known playwright and recipient of three Tony's for his work on Broadway. Come get his autograph and have a picture made with him (and me, too if you so wish). No extra charge for this special treat. Hope to see you there.


PS: True Christians(TM): Will you stop picketing our meetings? God has forgiven us.

[Dana723]

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A group of Jews, meeting together in a public place? No good can come of this...

[Dennis Lukes]

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New York City is a haven for Joos of all types. Orthodox, Hasiddic, Reformed - you name it, there are more Joos than you can shake a stick at.

Ain't that the truth!

If you're in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) and wish to fellowship with us, come to our next Christkillers meeting! We meet once a month at a different deli with sit-down service to talk about how sorry we are for killing Jesus and to write letters asking forgiveness.

You won't catch many Jews with a pitch like that. I would recommend advertising a 90% off sale. That'll bring in the yids like crows to roadkill. Of course, they'll start complaining and then leave when they realize there are no deals to be had, so you'll need some way to keep them concentrated in one place. Hold your meeting somewhere secluded, like an old summer camp. Lock the Jews in.

For the next ten people to join I am generously paying your membership fee of $200 and you'll receive a copy of my pamphlet, "How to Rid Yourself of Guilt for Killing Jesus." It's a four-color, easy to read pamphlet explaining how you - yes, you - killed Jesus and why you're going to hell unless you admit it and serve Him the rest of your life. Such a joy!

Try calling it something like "How to Get Into Heaven on the Cheap." A Jew's big ears will prick up when they hear it phrased in such a way.

PS: True Christians™: Will you stop picketing our meetings? God has forgiven us.

We can never be sure of the sincerity of an ex-Jew. God warns us that you are liars (Titus 1:14). Jews for Jesus could just be another one of your Jewish tricks. It will take quite a bit of convincing for a True Christian to welcome a Jew as a brother, unfortunately. Don't blame us; like pogroms and the Holocaust, it's entirely on you and your bad behavior.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Joos congregating has been nothing but trouble - don't forget the Rothschild's and the Bilderberg's - not to mention the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

Now I have a great deal of trouble and confustion following all the Armageddon stuff, but we now have a pope whose puppet strings are being pulled by the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, and the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre. Not only is this sinister pope trying to unite the anti-Christ, Jehovah, and Allah, but he is uniting pagan forces from the Amazon jungle.

We can't forget about the Windsors (secretly Germans) in all this, with a dottering old queen ready to be replaced. Somewhere along the line is Skull and Bones, the Bush's, and Obama and the Clinton's in a shadow government seeking a new rise to power. Don't kid yourself, it's more open than it ever has been - one world socialist communism right under the United Nations headquarters in Joo dominated New York.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Now I have a great deal of trouble and confustion following all the Armageddon stuff, but we now have a pope whose puppet strings are being pulled by the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, and the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre. Not only is this sinister pope trying to unite the anti-Christ, Jehovah, and Allah, but he is uniting pagan forces from the Amazon jungle.

There is an additional factor. Actually that pope is the additional factor, ever since the Spaniards and Portuguese couldn't agree over "the pope's line" and those who denied papal authority on all subjects in any place at any time ever redrew the map. Gold sequestered by Romish standards is no better than theft. Actually it's much worse. But I'm getting sidetracked.

King Henry served it up to both Martin Luther (earning an hereditary title: Defender Of The Faith) and popes in general. Centuries drifted by. Catholics continued to wriggle around in squalor while Christians prospered. Today we see a broader trend, the anti-Christ is still at work as are pagan forces, cannibals, savages and so on but not only the pope is seeking to unite them.

On the plus side, recall that the Queen's mother made it to her 102nd year having received the best care available throughout her life and that care has improved considerably over the last century; a stance opposed to the methods of popes and imams (which I find reprehensible) may be hoped to continue for a few years more. It's better to remain silent and act than to spout lies and promote discord.

[BibleReader2231]

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Mister Weinstein, have you considered having your blood drained and replaced with non Joo blood? It won’t get rid of the joo completely but it will definitely help. It sounds like the people here don’t want to see you slip back to being Joo.

[Morton Weinstein]

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Mister Weinstein, have you considered having your blood drained and replaced with non Joo blood? It won’t get rid of the joo completely but it will definitely help. It sounds like the people here don’t want to see you slip back to being Joo.

First of all, lovely Maxine I am happy you are safely home. How did you finally end up getting back to your Pa?


As for your question: No. This is unnecessary since I am a born-again child of God. When I accepted the Lord Jesus as Savior, He implanted His Royal Blood in my veins and I inherited a birthright to enter Heaven when He returns in the clouds. I praise Him for this daily and despite the obvious anti-Semitism of this group, He makes me at home wherever I am. I don't worry about whether men on earth trust me, since I trust in Christ and His Shed Blood which has covered ALL my sins. I could never renounce Him nor will I ever renounce Him.


Do you like boats?

[BibleReader2231]

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I’m currently in an Uber with two of Brother Larry’s gay friends on my way home. Not really sure where I am at the moment.

Focusing on you though, you mean that you are actually saved? I am impressed that a Joo can repent enough.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I am a born-again child of God. When I accepted the Lord Jesus as Savior, He implanted His Royal Blood in my veins and I inherited a birthright to enter Heaven when He returns in the clouds. I praise Him for this daily and despite the obvious anti-Semitism of this group, He makes me at home wherever I am. I don't worry about whether men on earth trust me, since I trust in Christ

We do not tolerate racism on this forum and it is not necessary for anyone to "form an opinion" concerning the descendants of Jacob because Jesus has already explained about that.

[BrotherLarry]

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I think I've seen the flyers for Christkillers about town. Are they usually blue with a Star of David on one corner and a cross on the other? I wish I could in all conscience send people your way but as a True Christian(TM) I have a hard time trusting Joos, ex-Joos, or any form of joory. This is not a judgment, mind you. And if it indeed were a judgment, I would be within my rights as a saved, sanctified, filled with the Spirit certified equine gnathologist to make said judgment.


And now it appears you're flirting with Maxine. This is a forum where we praise Jesus, not a place for you to pick up unsuspecting young women without their father's knowledge. Perhaps one day the blessing of True Christianity(TM) will come your way, but until then I hope you'll remember your place here. Remember: we love you!


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

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I think I've seen the flyers for Christkillers about town. Are they usually blue with a Star of David on one corner and a cross on the other? I wish I could in all conscience send people your way but as a True Christian™ I have a hard time trusting Joos, ex-Joos, or any form of joory. This is not a judgment, mind you. And if it indeed were a judgment, I would be within my rights as a saved, sanctified, filled with the Spirit certified equine gnathologist to make said judgment.


And now it appears you're flirting with Maxine. This is a forum where we praise Jesus, not a place for you to pick up unsuspecting young women without their father's knowledge. Perhaps one day the blessing of True Christianity™ will come your way, but until then I hope you'll remember your place here. Remember: we love you!


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

Just out of curiosity, are you a Guido? No offense, friend but I'm sure you will agree that in our neck of the woods, they're considered a lower life specimen than Jews.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

New York City is a haven for Joos of all types. Orthodox, Hasiddic, Reformed - you name it, there are more Joos than you can shake a stick at. I'm reaching out to those who no longer want to be Jooish.


If you're in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) and wish to fellowship with us, come to our next Christkillers meeting! We meet once a month at a different deli with sit-down service to talk about how sorry we are for killing Jesus and to write letters asking forgiveness. We send these letters to Christians at random from a list we were able to get from the United Council of Churches. Such a blessing! For the next ten people to join I am generously paying your membership fee of $200 and you'll receive a copy of my pamphlet, "How to Rid Yourself of Guilt for Killing Jesus." It's a four-color, easy to read pamphlet explaining how you - yes, you - killed Jesus and why you're going to hell unless you admit it and serve Him the rest of your life. Such a joy!


I am happy to announce the guest speaker at our next meeting will be Morris Dalbenstein of Norwalk, Connecticut. Morris is the well known playwright and recipient of three Tony's for his work on Broadway. Come get his autograph and have a picture made with him (and me, too if you so wish). No extra charge for this special treat. Hope to see you there.


PS: True Christians™: Will you stop picketing our meetings? God has forgiven us.

Brother, can I attend one of these Jew meetings?


I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

[Isabella White]

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I’m currently in an Uber with two of Brother Larry’s gay friends on my way home. Not really sure where I am at the moment.

Focusing on you though, you mean that you are actually saved? I am impressed that a Joo can repent enough.

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: Goodness gracious! Are you alright? Where are you now? I've been praying for you, just as so many of our beloved believers have been doing. Please give us an update and let us know that you are safe, at long last!

A blessed day to you, dear misplaced Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Morton Weinstein]

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Brother, can I attend one of these Jew meetings?


I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

You may attend if you are sincere in your intentions to honor our Savior. We are not a dating service nor do we tolerate shenanigans from unbelievers. We will shower you with Christ's love if you behave.

[Isabella White]

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You may attend if you are sincere in your intentions to honor our Savior. We are not a dating service nor do we tolerate shenanigans from unbelievers. We will shower you with Christ's love if you behave.

Hello and Happy 4th of July to you, Morton. Goodness, I see from the front page that today is your birthday. May I wish you a very happy 4th and a very happy birthday. I hope your day will be pleasantly spent. Will you be enjoying your day on your yacht?
Sincerely, Isabella W.