[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Marshall

His hairy arms and tufts of fur poking out from his tight shirts made little girls dreamy eyed and little boys bi-curious. Imagine the feeling as that hairy man rubbed his burly chest and belly all over your face, the aroma of his essence would be sickening.

Once, when I said how much God hates Robin Williams, my son-in-law mentioned something once about "bears," who are apparently a subset of homers who think that they wouldn't be damned enough by being regular homers. When I asked him the details, he suddenly remembered that he had an appointment. In any event, being a True Christian™, I don't need to know the details of something to know that the Lord hates it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

I did not care for Bonanza.

[James Hutchins]

I have always had issues with the Walton's


John-Boy always came across as a homer and grandpa spent a bit too much time with the little ones.
I live near where they are from, a bunch of roads are named after them. Just seems a little funny, if they were so prominent, why are there no people named Walton anymore. If the men were all Homers and the women never married because they were Harlots or lezbos, that sure would explain it.

[Marshall]

Ponderosa sounds a lot like Mexese to me. Pondering bears is no way to spread the Good News of our risen Saviour. Why are they thinking about bears anyway? Sex perverts.

[James Hutchins]

You know, the Ponderosa was just south a bit of Waltons Mountain. Rumors abound of John-Boy and Little Joe renting a room in Lynchburg, Va.

[Johnnyboy]

For me, its "The Partridge Family". How are folks expected to believe a single woman can raise a family? Pure science fiction.

[Eugene Hackwith]

I miss the good old days when married couples on TV didn't share a bed.

The show that offends me the most is The Bachelorette. I don't want to see 30 men competing for the love of one woman. It's like watching a group of male dogs sniffing around the one female dog that's in heat. Plus, the bachelorette on the show is usually a 30 year old, emotionally damaged tramp who should have be married with children ten years ago.

I really need to get a satellite dish so I can get the religious channels and Fox News. Network TV is too trashy for me.

[Nobar King]

That's not as intolerable as this one:

Really Big Love

It’s a one-two punch of acceptance followed by a knockout blow of shame.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

The Facts of Life

Where to begin on this horrendous piece of tripe that offends every good True Christian™ with sensibilities? Let's start with the premise: a bunch of young lesbian feminazis boarded up in a womans-only college. Do you have any idea how many disgusting porno movies have the same set-up? The Facts of Life is no different.

Then let's look at the colorful cast of characters: an elder lesbian dominatrix (Mrs. Garrett), a negress (Tootie), a fat, greedy Jewess (Natalie), a tough dyke who rides motorcycles (Jo), and the only decent character -- an all-American blond girl, Blair. When their main cast wasn't offensive enough, they would drag onstage such characters as a handicapped gimp or a retarded chink.

Pictured: The handicapped gimp.

These young whores indulged in all sorts of depravities. Whether it is having wild premarital sex orgies in their dorms, doing drugs, suicide, abortion, educating women about breast cancer, speaking their own minds, making a mockery of traditional Christian values, or subjecting themselves to rape, the Facts of Life girls are Satan's little sluts.

The only redeeming aspect of this show was the the actress who played Blair, Lisa Welchel, is a born-again Christian. After a while she said "enough is enough!" and quit the show because of how depraved and immoral it was. I commend her for standing up for her beliefs and not further advocating the lesbian agenda which the Facts of Life stood for.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Pictured: The handicapped gimp.

The name "Tootie" is reason enough to despise this program. What infuriates me most is the show's liberal agenda regarding retards. Cerebral palsy is a fictitious disease. Retards are demons, plain and simple; however, liberals would have us accept their ilk in civilized society.

Diff'rent Strokes had a liberal agenda regarding retards and midgets. Midgets are never to be trusted simply for the fact that they are at groin level. Below is a midget retard and a Negro midget, one of the show's main characters.

[Nobar King]

Is that baby Stephen Hawking?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

educating women about breast cancer, speaking their own minds

Oh.My.God.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

The name "Tootie" is reason enough to despise this program. What infuriates me most is the show's liberal agenda regarding retards. Cerebral palsy is a fictitious disease. Retards are demons, plain and simple; however, liberals would have us accept their ilk in civilized society.

Diff'rent Strokes had a liberal agenda regarding retards and midgets. Midgets are never to be trusted simply for the fact that they are at groin level. Below is a midget retard and a Negro midget, one of the show's main characters.

Tootie??? I thought they were calling her tookie....

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Charles in Charge

"Charles in charge of our days...and our nights."

Immediately the theme song lets you know what a vile, putrid cesspool of a TV show this is. The song is clearly about domination and S&M, with Charles being the master of you. Actually the show reminds me a lot of Who's the Boss? by having some sex-crazed Italian run loose inside the house. What's truly unconscionable is that they would let some dago Catholic live in the same house as the beautiful, virginal, blonde Nicole Eggert.

The premise was stupid. Charles was supposed to be a "babysitter". But the kids were like teenagers already. Kids that age don't need to be babysat, they need to be working. Work them all day doing the lawns, painting fences, pulling weeds, cleaning out the attic, etc. Then after they're done with the chores, let them go work 8 hours at Burger King. You can't just keep kids around the house all day long with some greaseball with a permanent hard-on.

I guess that;s what offends me most about the show....the wanton disregard of the absent parents. In fact, they never even showed the parents on the show. The one redeeming factor, like Facts of Life, is that one cast member Willie Aames is a True Christian™. He decided to leave that dead-end show which was killing a career. Now he is super-famous around the world as Bibleman. Way to go, Willie!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Diff'rent Strokes



First of all, the show's title offends me. Secondly, if I were a rich white man with a teenage daughter, the last thing I would do is take in two strange Negroes off the street. Willis and Arnold surely raped Kimberly every chance they got. If I know my Negroes, they also pocketed silverware and jewelry to pawn for drug money. The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive.

Yes, what's more, if you take the opening credits and you take away the upbeat negro beat and instead frame it against some creepy, foreboden music, then you will realize what the premise of this show is. This is a case of the Satanic Illuminati hiding everything in plain sight. Sure it looks happy and joyful when you have an appropriate theme song, but once you play the same scenes over darker music, you realize the show was just about a rich old guy who picked up a couple of black kids from the playground, took them to his rich penthouse, and then sodomized them mercilessly.

[GODdoesn'tLOVEEVERYBODYY]

LAST TIME I CHECKED GOD WAS THE ONE TO JUDGE PEOPLE, IM SHOCKED THAT SO CALLED CHRISTIANS WOULD JUDGE BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS LIKE THIS. JUST BECAUSE SOME ONE IS A DIFFERENT RACE DOESNT MEAN THEY RAPE AND STEAL.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by GODLOVESEVERYBODYY

LAST TIME I CHECKED GOD WAS THE ONE TO JUDGE PEOPLE, IM SHOCKED THAT SO CALLED CHRISTIANS WOULD JUDGE BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS LIKE THIS. JUST BECAUSE SOME ONE IS A DIFFERENT RACE DOESNT MEAN THEY RAPE AND STEAL.

First of all, God commands us to pass judgment on others, in the following passages. It is only hypocritical judgment from which we are forbidden by Jesus in Matthew 7:1-2.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

You are absolutely right in stating that minorities do not steal because of the color of their skin. They steal because they are in league with Satan, like any other thief.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by GODLOVESEVERYBODYY

LAST TIME I CHECKED GOD WAS THE ONE TO JUDGE PEOPLE, IM SHOCKED THAT SO CALLED CHRISTIANS WOULD JUDGE BLACK PEOPLE AND MEXICANS LIKE THIS. JUST BECAUSE SOME ONE IS A DIFFERENT RACE DOESNT MEAN THEY RAPE AND STEAL.

Dear friend,

I think you may want to purchase a new keyboard, your caps lock seems to be stuck on.

As for racism, we do not tolerate racism here at all.

READ

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

B.J. and the Bear

I can say this with certainty: You walk into a random gay bar and mention that you're looking for a "B.J. and a Bear", you'll get neither a trucker nor a chimp.

[Go_Away_Sinners!]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I can say this with certainty: You walk into a random gay bar and mention that you're looking for a "B.J. and a Bear", you'll get neither a trucker nor a chimp.

Amen, brother.