CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2020! Or, Which Dem will win the honor of being STUMPED BY TRUMP!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

(Work in progress.)

Republicans

Brother Donald <-------------- To keep our tax-free status we can't endorse him, but if we could endorse him, we would.

The cuckservative challengers

Q-anon tells me they are out there, and the deep-state is pulling the strings for them.

So far the cuckservatives are underground, pretending to be the normal #NeverTrumpExceptForThisOneTimeISwear, sniveling cowardly lickspittles, but we will stay vigilant.

The Democrats competing the the honor of being Stumped by Trump!


Al Franken Already purged. (White Man.)

Bernie Sanders.

Won't last long: is at the bottom of the victim-hood hierarchy because according to the left Jews have never been historically oppressed.

Eric Yang

Won't last long: Will be counted as white for victim-hood hierarchy purposes.

Here he is getting all-but-endorsed by stoner/hippie Joe Rogan:

Amy Klobuchar, U.S. Senator from Minnesota since 2007

Reasons she will get nowhere in the primaries:

• Buzzfeed Hates her.
• A prosecutor, meaning she's locked up at least one black criminal.
• One of the highest approval ratings in the Senate. Popular among Minnesotans, also known as "Canadians who don't say "Eh".". Eh-hole or not, coastal bubble-dwellers won't vote for a flyoverlander.
• The most productive Senator, passing more legislation than any other senator. Democrats will hate her for making the others look lazy.
• Supports nuclear power. Democrats talk about climate change because they want to feel smug, not because they actually want alternative energy that actually works
• Contrary to identity politics, says "choose the best person for the job".

Pete Buttigieg, Mayor of South Bend since 2012

• Joe Biden's secret Lover
• The CIA's candidate. He admits he was in intelligence when he was in Afghanistan:

Beto O'Rourke, U.S. Representative from Texas 2013–2019, Democratic nominee for United States Senate election in Texas in 2018

This Gen-X punk rocker turns out to be the secret hacker known as "Psychedelic Warlord". He co-invented "hacktivism". This may sound like a big deal in our internet-driven, baby-boomer-minority world, right? Don't bother googling for more information, all you'll get is accusations that as a teenage punk he was "misogynist" which means he liked boobs.

Kamala Harris, U.S. Senator from California since 2017

I predict she will win the primaries. As a black woman she outranks everybody. They will ignore that she slept her way to the top. Courtship-lawyers could have a field day with her dating history.

Julian Castro, U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 2014–2017; Mayor of San Antonio, Texas 2009–2014

Will have good relations with Canada, because both leaders are brothers, sons of Fidel.

Elizabeth "Pocahantas" Warren, U.S. Senator from Massachusetts since 2013; Special Advisor for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau 2010–2011; Chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel 2008–2010

Wrote a book on working women that feminists might find a little too nuanced.

She's such a nerd even liberals in Minnesota are bullying and laughing at her:

Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States 2009–2017; U.S. Senator from Delaware 1973–2009; candidate for President in 1988 and in 2008

Michael Bloomberg,former Mayor of New York City 2002–2013

Would be super-qualified if he had been mayor on 9/11, but he wasn't so he's unqualified.

Cory "cue ball" Booker, U.S. Senator from New Jersey since 2013; Mayor of Newark 2006–2013

Warning: don't make too many bald jokes for fear of God sending bears to rip you to bits. 2 Kings 2:23-24

Tulsi Gabbard, U.S. Representative from Hawaii since 2013

Pro: Will warn us if a ballistic missile is incoming.

Con: Will also warn us when one is NOT incoming.

Here she is with Stoner-freak Joe Rogan:

P.S. Hawaii is not even America!

Angelina Jolie, actress and philanthropist from California

She'll have the most spectacular lips in the White House since Monica Lewinski.

Chelsea "white house dog" Clinton

Has confessed to murdering 49 people in a terrorist attack.

Eric Swalwell

Swallow-well? Gay vote is being tightly contested, folks

Defeated:

Richard Ojeda -West Virginia State Senate Member since 2016

His logo looks like a tattoo - he's encouraging cuttings of the flesh! Leviticus 19:28




In fact it looks like a downright tramp-stamp!

Also, he curses:

[Dennis Lukes]

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Elizabeth "Pocahantas" Warren, U.S. Senator from Massachusetts since 2013; Special Advisor for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau 2010–2011; Chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel 2008–2010

I predict that Big Chief Stands-By-Lies won't make it to the final round. The Dems love minorities, but Injuns aren't high up on their list. There are many more negroes than redskins, so there's less to be gained by pandering to them. As a result, both parties can afford to forget about those savages and leave them to rot on their alcohol-saturated reservations and finally finish the "genocide" we started and then got bored with.


Besides, remember how they freaked out over this:

The colored races are so privileged and coddled in this country that no wonder some white people try to disguise themselves as jigaboos and red Indians just to get by. While the lesser races wear clothes and use the Internet and speak English and do all other sorts of things invented by and for white people, they will scream "appropriation!" whenever a white person colors their skin as a joke or uses "their" precious N-word (another white invention, by the way)!


E-LIE-zabeth Warren is a joke, and even the Dems know this. Their Marxist beaner harlot Ocasio-Cortez has been so successful, perhaps they should take that to heart to pick a "JFK for the 2020s" type in her vein, instead of digging up old fossils like Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders. Only then will they have a chance of stumping the Trump (not that Jesus would allow it!)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Tucker Carlson says Mitt Romney (previous voter's guide) might be running.

Sounds more like Tucker Carlson is running:

"We are ruled by mercenaries who feel no long-term obligation to the people they rule. They’re day traders. Substitute teachers. They’re just passing through. They have no skin in this game, and it shows. They can’t solve our problems. They don’t even bother to understand our problems.

...those very same affluent married people, the ones making virtually all the decisions in our society, are doing pretty much nothing to help the people below them get and stay married....

Our mindless cultural leaders act like it’s still 1961, and the biggest problem American families face is that sexism is preventing millions of housewives from becoming investment bankers or Facebook executives...

...Unfairness is profoundly divisive. When you favor one child over another, your kids don’t hate you. They hate each other.

That happens in countries, too. It’s happening in ours, probably by design. Divided countries are easier to rule...

Republican leaders will have to...unlearn decades of bumper sticker-talking points...."

I interpret this to mean that as president he will focus on the long-term obligations by declaring himself president-for-life, and to divide and rule he will favor True Christians like ourselves.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Aside from the historical propensity for getting us into wars, the Democrats seemed to have invented the "Four Year Plan" - way before the Soviet communists invented their "Five Year Plans". One only has to look at the "Square Deal", "New Deal", "Fair Deal", "New Freedom", "New Frontier", "Great Society", and we can't forget Obama's fundamentally "Transforming" America.

The question here is not so much who the Democrats are going to run for "President", but just what new scheme they are going to put forth to run on to get elected.

The only one to come forward here is media darling bug eyed pneumocephalic gaffe prone former bartender Alexandria "Occasional Cortex" Ocasio-Cortez, who has recently been "inaugurated" and is ready to "sign" some legislation. Her contribution (wait for it) - a "Green New Deal". As far as we're able to tell, the GND will ban all fossil fuels and promotes prosperity for all by having us drop what we're doing and put us all to work making wind mills and solar cells.

Now some will say that according to the Constitution math challenged Ocasio-Cortez is not old enough to run for president. Now when has that stopped the Democrats - they still can't find Obama's birth certificate, and no doubt won't be able to find Ocasio-Cortez's as well.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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As of January 22 2019 the media consensus is that there are 7 main democrat candidates.

Democrats only bother to vote when they fall in love with their candidate, and since only one can be nominated, on November 3rd 2020 you'll six factions of jilted lovers staying home/wasting votes/throwing temper tantrums.

For the next 650 days fans of white/jewish/asian candidates will be called racist, fans of male candidates will be called sexist rape-bros, fans of anyone other than Kamala Harris will be called both. Careers will be destroyed, families will be torn apart, the only people to benefit will be attack-ad makers, popcorn-sellers, and of course us.

I might start a thread where we can talk about our favorite kinds of popcorn. I'll chose this pink one, in honor of the Democrat politicians who will make sudden last-minute conversions to bisexuality, the way GOP politicians always have a "road to the polling booth conversion" and suddenly discover Jesus.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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As of January 22 2019 the media consensus is that there are 7 main democrat candidates.

The Democrats did a survey of all 760 of their registered voters and concluded that any one of the seven would beat Trump.

In the poll, Trump trails Joe Biden 53-41, Bernie Sanders 51-41, Kamala Harris 48-41, Beto O’Rourke 47-41, Elizabeth Warren 48-42, and Cory Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand each 47-42.

What they failed to do was to add up the numbers in favor of Trump, which are (4 x 41) + (3 x 42) = 290, more or less, which would beat any one of them!

(That popcorn looks good, though they forgot to put the horns on the pink unicorns.)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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In the poll, Trump trails Joe Biden 53-41, Bernie Sanders 51-41, Kamala Harris 48-41, Beto O’Rourke 47-41, Elizabeth Warren 48-42, and Cory Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand each 47-42.

Ordering them from biggest lead to smallest:

1 Joe Biden 53-41
2 Bernie Sanders 51-41
3 Elizabeth Warren 48-42
4 Cory Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand each 47-42 tied with Kamala Harris 48-41
5 Beto O’Rourke 47-41

Al Franken Already purged (white man)

So their two best bets will be purged for being white men. Their 3rd best bet will charm them with her Hillary-esque nails-on-chalkboard voice, until she is purged for cultural appropriation. Then it's down to Kirsten Gillibrand, the closest thing to a Hillary clone I've seen, and a whole lot of black-on-black violence.

Their least electable candidate, the fake Hispanic, will bide his time while his rivals destroy each other, before finally declaring himself to identify as a fake illegal immigrant, leading to victory. He goes on to be Stumped by Trump!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Anyone think I'm being overconfident here? Remember, it's normal for presidents to get re-elected, and right now things are happening normally. Look at the midterm results:

Midterm Election, Most House Seats Lost by President's Party in Power

2010 Obama: -63
1994 Clinton: -52
1958: Eisenhower: -48
1974 Ford (Nixon): -48
1966 Johnson: -47
1946 Truman: -45
2006 Bush: -30
1950 Truman: -29
1982 Reagan: -26
2018 Trump: -26

After 2 years of liberal fire and fury, the endless chanting of "THIS IS NOT NORMAL" they got the most normal midterm results ever. After another 2 years of doing the same, they will get the same.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Elizabeth Warren has been coasting on the assumption that she is the Most Like Hillary (blonde hair, annoying voice). She is going to lose this crown to Kirsten Gillibrand (blonder hair, more of a political weathervane, has more scalps as the purger of Al Franken).

The final nail in Warren's coffin will be when feminists discover that she wrote a book in 2004 in which she displayed nuance on the idea of women in the workforce:

The politics that surrounded women’s collective decision to migrate into the workforce are a study in misdirection. On the left, the women’s movement was battling for equal pay and equal opportunity, and any suggestion that the family might be better off with Mother at home was discounted as reactionary chauvinism. On the right, conservative commentators accused working mothers of everything from child abandonment to defying the laws of nature. The atmosphere was far too charged for any rational assessment of the financial consequences of sending both spouses into the workforce. The massive miscalculation ensued because both sides of the political spectrum discounted the financial value of the stay-at-home mother. There was no room in either worldview for the capable, resourceful mother who might spend her days devoted to the roles of wife and mother but who could, if necessary, dive headlong into the workforce to support her family. No one saw the stay-at-home mom as the family’s safety net.

RIP Elizabeth Warren's campaign. It was too good for this world.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Elizabeth Warren wont even make it to the first primary

Did you really need to waste our time (not to mention God's precious bandwidth) and give us all RSI by quoting a very long, if important, post and then just repeating something that has already been agreed?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So the White House Dog has confessed to being a terrorist mastermind, and the Gen-X punk rocker turns out to be the secret hacker known as "Psychedelic Warlord".

Welcome to the bizarre parallel dimension that is 2019, folks.

Here's a pregnant Chelsea telling Buzzfeed writers that she apologies for the massacre of 49 New Zealanders:

(If this makes no sense, remember that she has a Jewish husband.)

[Dennis Lukes]

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Bill Weld is thinking about challenging Trump in the Republican primary. He formed an exploratory committee on February 15 2019. Let's how that goes lol

I will admit that this man has a hairstyle that just screams "Presidential" to me for some reason, but everything under it screams "Jew!" The flappy ears, the bulbous nose, the smug smirk, the "would I lie?" gaze in his soulless eyes...


Anyone challenging President Trump for the Republican nomination is blatantly committing treason, and should be tried as per our federal laws on the subject.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Onefailure, We'll re-approve your posts when your predictions are tested.

In today's news, the New York Times asked all the democrat candidates where they stood on Nuclear Power, also known as Playing God With Atoms, atom-molestation, and Making Glowing Green Three-Eyed Fish Without God's Permission.

Though all democrats say they oppose climate change and want alternate energy, the only ones to support nuclear energy are: Cory Booker, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Jay Inslee, Amy Klobuchar, Tim Ryan, and Andrew Yang.

So, if you want tumurs to pop up every time you turn on a lightbulb, make sure to vote for Jersey Cue-Ball, Amy Unpronounceable, Andrew Yang: Pretty Fly Man for a Chinaman, or waste your vote on someone who nobody has heard of.

None of them will win, NYC snobs won't vote for a guy from New Jersey, Coastal Democrats won't vote for someone from a state that still has white people in it, and nobody will vote for a guy who is going to crash the presidential limo, eat the white house dog, and turn the Washington Mall into a rice paddy.

[OneFailure]

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Onefailure, We'll re-approve your posts when your predictions are tested.

In today's news, the New York Times asked all the democrat candidates where they stood on Nuclear Power, also known as Playing God With Atoms, atom-molestation, and Making Glowing Green Three-Eyed Fish Without God's Permissi.

Though all democrats say they oppose climate change and want alternate energy, the only ones to support nuclear energy are: Cory Booker, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Jay Inslee, Amy Klobuchar, Tim Ryan, and Andrew Yang.

So, if you want tumurs to pop up every time you turn on a lightbulb, make sure to vote for Jersey Cue-Ball, Amy Unpronounceable, Andrew Yang: Pretty Fly Man for a Chinaman, or waste your vote on someone who nobody has heard of.

None of them will win, NYC snobs won't vote for a guy from New Jersey, Coastal Democrats won't vote for someone from a state that still has white people in it, and nobody will vote for a guy who is going to crash the presidential limo, eat the white house dog, and turn the Washington Mall into a rice paddy.

Will my post reappear after the primaries? Just asking. I didnt know their was a policy on predictive posts forgive me :/


Ps. I ain't voting for any of those liberals

[OneFailure]

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Joe Biden is now a candidate....this will be a riot