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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 07-21-2010, 02:36 PM

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I wear them when I feel like it, or when the social situation warrants it.
If I don't feel like wearing them, and there's no need to wear them, I don't. It's my body, my home, my prerogative.
You are about one post away from being tossed out of here. This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some feminazi squaw complaint website. Shut your yap, stop wasting God's bandwidth with your idiotic opinions, and get on your knees for Jesus RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF GOD I COMMAND IT!

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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 07-21-2010, 02:41 PM

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You are about one post away from being tossed out of here. This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some feminazi squaw complaint website. Shut your yap, stop wasting God's bandwidth with your idiotic opinions, and get on your knees for Jesus RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF GOD I COMMAND IT!

Command all you want if it makes you feel better. I don't get on my knees for anybody unless I feel like giving my husband a "mouth hug."
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 07-21-2010, 04:43 PM

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Command all you want if it makes you feel better. I don't get on my knees for anybody unless I feel like giving my husband a "mouth hug."
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-18-2010, 05:22 PM

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I wear them when I feel like it, or when the social situation warrants it.
If I don't feel like wearing them, and there's no need to wear them, I don't. It's my body, my home, my prerogative.
Goodness! Would there EVER be a 'social situation' that warrants it? I'm just learning the ways of the world, but this "my prerogative" thing seems to go against everything I was taught to be a virtuous subservient young lady. Certainly real gentlemen do not approve…?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-18-2010, 05:29 PM

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Goodness! Would there EVER be a 'social situation' that warrants it? I'm just learning the ways of the world, but this "my prerogative" thing seems to go against everything I was taught to be a virtuous subservient young lady. Certainly real gentlemen do not approve…?
Certainly not young lady. Her "prerogative" got the filthy slut tossed into Quarantine.

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-20-2010, 09:25 PM

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Certainly not young lady. Her "prerogative" got the filthy slut tossed into Quarantine.

You are correct in all you were taught. Jesus loves you
Jesus does not choose favorites, although ‘those people’ are farther down the list I’m sure they are not above the poor and cullard folk. I’ve learned a lot from Rev Jim’s bible study group.
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Jesus does not choose favorites, although ‘those people’ are farther down the list I’m sure they are not above the poor and cullard folk.
It's not quite that simple, Sister. Among those that serve Him, including EX-prostitutes, darkies that no longer steal or rape, and the poor, you are correct in that He does not "choose favorites".

All that truly repent and come to Him are equal in his eyes. It's a one-size fits all approach to Salvation©

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"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 - KJV
But Jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins and expects sincerity when we come to Him. The whore cannot serve Jesus while still trading flesh for money and neither can the Negro while still smoking crack cocaine and snatching purses. It is fair to say that they do not enjoy the "favor" He extends to the saved:

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"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." - Luke 19:27 - KJV
Tough rules indeed, but I did not make them and am in no position to challenge Him.

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I’ve learned a lot from Rev Jim’s bible study group.
This is encouraging. But I would guess that you attended one of the group sessions?

God bless our dear Reverend, but he is only human after all. It's often difficult to achieve True Salvation© for lost young ladies when dealing with more than one at a time. The specific packaging and presentation of the Good News to one woman may not be what another needs to feel completely filled with the Holy Spirit.

I suggest a one on one session with Reverend Jim. They are free after all and can be repeated as often or as many times as your body and soul requires.

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-23-2010, 03:05 AM

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It's not quite that simple, Sister. Among those that serve Him, including EX-prostitutes, darkies that no longer steal or rape, and the poor, you are correct in that He does not "choose favorites".

All that truly repent and come to Him are equal in his eyes. It's a one-size fits all approach to Salvation©



But Jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins and expects sincerity when we come to Him. The whore cannot serve Jesus while still trading flesh for money and neither can the Negro while still smoking crack cocaine and snatching purses. It is fair to say that they do not enjoy the "favor" He extends to the saved:



Tough rules indeed, but I did not make them and am in no position to challenge Him.



This is encouraging. But I would guess that you attended one of the group sessions?

God bless our dear Reverend, but he is only human after all. It's often difficult to achieve True Salvation© for lost young ladies when dealing with more than one at a time. The specific packaging and presentation of the Good News to one woman may not be what another needs to feel completely filled with the Holy Spirit.

I suggest a one on one session with Reverend Jim. They are free after all and can be repeated as often or as many times as your body and soul requires.

In Christ!
Why Brother Harold, when the Reverend suggested another go around I was hesitant, thinking he would assume I was a dullard and could not grasp his teachings. I admit it would be helpful if he would share his many teachings with me first hand. But I do not believe it's proper for a virgin to be alone with a man doing multiple sessions.
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[QUOT Yea all Christian BITCHES should wear their birthday suits to church every piffleing Sunday, so that pervert of an evil GOD, (JOEHOGGA can cop a nasty feel now & then. Thus, rape them all, like he did that small sweet child name "Mary" a long time ago

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 05:02 AM

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That would never work for me - it would get caught on my navel ring.
I have the same problem!! I have 42 piercings, I really have to be careful what I wear, especially with the 6 down my back.
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 05:04 AM

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I have the same problem!! I have 42 piercings, I really have to be careful what I wear, especially with the 6 down my back.
You are a degenerate, and God has a plan for you!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 05:06 AM

Pastor Zeke, I always feel sort of queezy when people like that come here. Why are they so rabid? Is it because they have been marked by the Lord to die shortly and the demon inside has to squeeze out its last drop of bile before jumping to a new victim?

It always takes so much prayer and song and chocolate chip cookies with Geniune Vanilla to make me feel warm and wholesome again.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 05:14 AM

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That would never work for me - it would get caught on my navel ring.
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Hmm... Guess my tattoos don't help any, then, do they?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 05:42 AM

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Hmm... Guess my tattoos don't help any, then, do they?
Well I doubt you'd attract a good Christian man.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 06:01 AM

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I already have a boyfriend, thanks, and now I am going to go pierce my ear with a safety pin
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I already have a boyfriend, thanks, and now I am going to go condemn myself to hell
Fixed.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 08-24-2010, 06:16 AM

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Fixed.
Might I add I am converting to Satanism?
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Might I add I am converting to Satanism?
How nice for you. You must really want to spend eternity in hell.

Revelation 20
10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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