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Re: Beware of the pervert church!
Well this just goes to show why Jesus hates Europe. Being Godless atheists, they have no morality whatsoever. Bestiality isn't even illegal over there. The king of Sweden is married to a dalmation, from what I've heard.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View PostThose sick Swedes are always finding new, disgusting sex acts to mock God with! Look what else I found on them!
This is sick. If anyone here knows any True Christians™ in Sweden, get them out, quickly, before God destroys that sinful place!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Beware of the pervert church!
I've heard that liberal perverts at Pixar are currently working on a superhero called precisely that. Sickening, but hardly surprising.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View PostThose sick Swedes are always finding new, disgusting sex acts to mock God with! Look what else I found on them!
A Swedish newspaper infiltrated a bestiality ring that consisted of about 30 participants. After confronting the main mule humper over the mistreatment of animals, bestiality man responded...O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Beware of the pervert church!
That's horrible Brother. As if "Finding Emo" wasn't bad enough.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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this is truely an evil church. sex is reserved for the married and the church should have nothing to do with itComment
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Perhaps not the church which is the subject of this thread, but a good and Godly church ought to have everything to do with the coupling of married couples; after all, God Himself is always watching the goings on between the sheets, as He has a keen interest in such matters. The presence of the church must be felt in the marital bedroom, in order to prevent any unnatural hanky-panky. And if any such unnatural business takes place, it is before the entire congregation you must confess your grubbiness, sparing no detail.Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
Shame will set us free!True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
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Where do you propose the marriage should occur? A church, or Las Vegas? Show me in the Bible where sex is reserved for the married. NOWHERE! Wives and concubines, as many as you want. This monogamy thing is a result of the feminazi movement.Originally posted by doohickie the demon View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Frankly, it doesn't sound much different from the Catholic church to me, just a bit less secretive.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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