[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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• Oriental Tsutsugamushi

I must say that one sounds impressive. Of course everyone knows that "mushi" is how the Japanese say "hello" on the phone, but I had to look up "tsutsuga". Apparently it means illness. So, an illness you get over the phone. Such an innovative race, the Japs!

[upchucker67]

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..and then they come up with

• Corvid19

Sounds like a rewlly sketchy username to me.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Such an innovative race

Although innovative, sometimes I doubt their culinary skills. They seem to like eating poisonous things. I heard this latest Chinese plague was associated with eating snakes that had been eating bats. Or more probably drinking snake blood.

Leviticus 11:13-19 These are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, and the vulture, and the kite after his kind; every raven after his kind; and the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, and the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, and the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Christians know about abomination because we know God. What would it take for a vulture to appear toothsome perched there on your plate, adorned with vine leaves or hundred-year-old grapes (at least I think they're grapes) or for a loathsome reptile to be chopped alive and the squirting blood served up? Utter abandonment by God may seem to be enough but even more would be required in the case of vermin which are obviously vermin from the smell alone, let alone what they've been feeding on. Renunciation of all nutritive sanity would be needed on top to eat an ossifrage.

Leviticus 11:13-19 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten. Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination. Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

For those who've never known Christ the concept of what happens when God's food regulations are rejected is like a book with no words. One point worth noticing is that defilement occurs by eating this stuff. God explained about what not to eat to prevent defilement. It's not something He sends down because He's seen you eat something He said not to. It's something He instructed as a preventative measure. Anyone ignoring the prevention cops the abomination. Drinking bat-fed snake blood would be a good example of that. It's a simple three step process.

.	.THE 3 STAGES OF IGNORING GOD.
1		1st abomination a serpent which goeth upon the belly eats a bat
2		2nd abomination slobber out the blood into your glass: ghoulish cocktail delight
3		3rd abomination YOU have now become - THE ABOMINATION

God does not want that outcome but what sort of heathen actually drinks live bat-fed serpent's blood, knowing that generally the bat will have also been eaten live? It's beyond the comprehension of any True Christian. Fortunately we are not defiled by what we eat. Jesus explains it like this:

Matthew 15:11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

[upchucker67]

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Mr Hucker, if by some chance you happen to recover from this (which is obviously not guaranteed, what with you being technically UnSaved at this time), does that make you immune to re-infection? If so, you could spend the next couple of years ministering to the afflicted in China, delivering Big Macs and KFC to their doors and so forth. I am sure (up to a point) that Jesus would look kindly on you for this.

An enterprising idea, except I don't speak chink. Maybe this was my trouble for coming here. I hope with prolonged exposure, Jesus will grant me super immunity, impervious to all foreign maladies.

[caged4christ]

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An enterprising idea, except I don't speak chink. Maybe this was my trouble for coming here. I hope with prolonged exposure, Jesus will grant me super immunity, impervious to all foreign maladies.

That would be glorious. Just think of the deadly missions to heathen countries you could go on. How exciting. I’ll add that to my prayers for you.

How are you feeling, are the chinks bringing you any comfort? I know it’s difficult for them to be civilized.

[upchucker67]

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How are you feeling, are the chinks bringing you any comfort? I know it’s difficult for them to be civilized.

I don't want to upset the more delicate members here, but for the past 16 hours, I've been bleeding from my [loins] I don't know if this is an effect of corona, or something else.

[caged4christ]

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I don't want to upset the more delicate members here, but for the past 16 hours, I've been bleeding from my rectal orifice. I don't know if this is an effect of corona, or something else.

It may be from something you ate. Chink food is unpredictable. It could be worse, you could be bleeding from all orifices. Maybe your body is purging the Corona w/Lime virus.

Be careful if the chinks offer you a blood transfusion. Insist it only be from a True Christian. Otherwise you may get filled with more unsaved demonic fluids. You don’t need that.

Try to stay comfortable and don’t stop praying.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I don't want to upset the more delicate members here, but for the past 16 hours, I've been bleeding from my rectal orifice. I don't know if this is an effect of corona, or something else.

This is often a symptom of homosexual activity. If there is any confession of sin you would like to make to all of us here, feel free.

[Isabella White]

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Dear Heaven, help us all! Mr. Hucker, truly, I am so sorry to hear of your embarrassing, awkward health situation. One wonders if your unwell condition pertaining to that dreaded virus has somehow or another created an entry point for a demon to infiltrate its way inside you and make its home there. Goodness, I do hope that you shan't be afflicted in a manner that requires "personal" quarantine, similar to that as Mr. Caged's self-imposed restrictions. Rest assured that your name shall be raised in prayer at next week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting & Tea Social (which shall be held at the lovely home of Sister Clarabelle-Louise -- she makes such delightful macarons, Dear.)

Until then, do keep the faith, Mr. Hucker and, in all things, please remember: to belongs .

Jeremiah 17:4 "Heal me, O Lord, and I shall be healed; save me, and I shall be saved: for thou art my praise."

[upchucker67]

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This is often a symptom of homosexual activity. If there is any confession of sin you would like to make to all of us here, feel free.

I was hoping to omit this sullied chapter of my life from you all, but Jesus is telling me to open up and let it spill. I had an unfortunate alteration with lesbean bikers in Albuquerque that might had involved a broom handle and Frank's Red Hot sauce during my formative years going out to spread to Truth about. I hope Jesus will wash away the pain and shame this moment brought me as evidently, it stains me still, even with Corona in full effect.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I was hoping to omit this sullied chapter of my life from you all, but Jesus is telling me to open up and let it spill.

Mr. phucier67, on a related topic, you are the best authority we have on the Corona Virus. I noticed the other day that my smart phone was made in China. That is where the disease is spreading rapidly.

I don't know much about science so I have to ask you this. Should I wear a mask when I use my smart phone?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Should I wear a mask when I use my smart phone?

It's more convenient to put tape over the camera. The A.I. decides who to infect by using facial recognition software. (Thanks to Jim Cotton R-Arkansas for this update.)

It also helps to gargle bleach (Qanon), do whatever is done with colloidal silver(Televangelists), and avoid eating bats.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Now God has sent a new virus among the Chinamen and they are all going to die. It is called a Corona Virus and is apparently named after a popular Mexican beer.

You've been plagiarized:

Muslim cleric Ilyas Sharafuddin has stated that Allah has punished the Chinese by unleashing Corona virus on them for their brutal crackdown on Uighur Muslims.

In an audio address, Ilyas called the deadly Corona virus outbreak as a punishment of Allah on China for mistreating Uighur Muslims.

“Remember how they have threatened the Muslims and tried to destroy lives of 20 million Muslims. Muslims were forced to drink alcohol

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I drive by a couple of Chinese restaurants just outside of Freehold. They look very busy.

Don't people know this Corona Virus is headquartered in China? I would not take the chance of eating at a Chinese restaurant.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's more convenient to put tape over the camera. The A.I. decides who to infect by using facial recognition software.

(Thanks to Jim Cotton R-Arkansas for this update.)

It also helps to gargle bleach (Qanon), do whatever is done with colloidal silver(Televangelists), and avoid eating bats.

I read the response from Chinese Ambassador to the U.S., Cui Tiankai, who seems remarkably ill-informed for an oriental plenipotentiary; surely whether or not Chen Qiushi is a real person is secondary to appreciating what opinions are ascribed to him by the host nation? It's those opinions that will determine how your future statements are received.

Asked about Chen Qiushi, a citizen journalist who has covered the outbreak in China and has since disappeared, Cui responded "I have never heard of this guy, so I don’t have any information to share with you."

There's also the matter Li Wenliang. A doctor. OK, ok, a secularist physician subscribing to germ theory but remember China is advocating secular government and taking advice from lay experts rather than responding to diktat-from-on-high. Now maybe Li never existed either, never tried to warn the government, was never told to shut up and go boil his head, never died from exposure to the very thing he was warning about and the whole conspiracy theory is an imperialist plot cooked up by the running swine pig dogs of capitalism.

Cui also defended how the Chinese government had handled the case of Li Wenliang, the Chinese doctor who died last week after warning about the virus weeks before the government did, with the government eventually forcing him to retract his warnings.

“He was a doctor, and a doctor could be alarmed by some individual cases, but as for the government, you have to base your decisions on more solid evidence and signs,” Cui said.

Let's push the boat right out! The swine pig dogs cooked up a conspiracy in which Chinese doctors with critical information are told to boil their heads and journalists who report this fiction are fed to the crocodiles. All to make communism look bad, interrupt tourism, prejudice trade and dis China on a broader canvas. Surely the job of any ambassador, perhaps the only job, is to evaluate such conspiracies and respond to them in a meaningful way? Because saying “Never heard of him” or “A doctor could be alarmed by some individual cases but as for the government you have to base your decisions on more solid evidence” merely serves to reinforce the conspiracy. It's exactly what would happen if the conspiracy were true. And it's the ambassador's job to know that, too.

Way up there in their ivory tower, mandarins of The Party have no connection with reality – how could they? Where or how would they ever encounter it? In the best case scenario a peasant child despairs of progress and, showing some intelligence, decides the best way out is to climb up the ivory tower and become a god. Yes, it could happen but even if the journey avoids Obstinate and Pliable, bypasses the Slough of Despond, ignores Mr Worldly Wiseman (a well known idiot) and makes it to Celestial City the likelihood of improvement remains nil. Even Mrs Bat's-Eyes could see that. Which is where we came in. As a soup ingredient she is singularly lacking.

It's more convenient to put tape over the camera. The A.I. decides who to infect by using facial recognition software. (Thanks to Jim Cotton R-Arkansas for this update.) It also helps to gargle bleach (Qanon), do whatever is done with colloidal silver(Televangelists), and

avoid eating bats.