[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom

I've seen with my own eyes that runners don't stop to use the facilities while in the middle of a race. They just poop themselves and keep on running.

I'm not going to post any pictures here, because they are disgusting.

My dogs are trained better than that.

YIC

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom

There's a bunch of these joggers my way. There's a local lake they all go to. Kinda surprising considering it's the same lake where a bunch of known rapists and other psychopaths hang out.

Anyway, ever since the joggers started going there, the number of sexual assaults in my area has skyrocketed. Coincidence? No, my friends! These joggers are clearly giving the rapists a taste of their own medicine. Sick vigilantism, in my opinion. Joggers have no place in a civilized society.

[GodBlessUs]

Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom

I empthasize. We have lots of joggers here in northeast AL, and I tell them to run as fast as they can when they approach!