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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 01-30-2018, 06:58 PM

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Being Gay is very much a choice and moreover, it is the work of Satan to increase his unholy flock with AIDS infested minions. It's so obvious even a school child can explain it.
Indeed so. Also, even if it weren't a choice, it'd still be the case that God can deliver you from it:

1 Corinthians 6:9-11 KJV: 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

The low success rates among ex-gay ministries other than Landover's just show the difference between liberal false Christianity and Biblically grounded True ChristianityŹ™.


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Jesus Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 01-31-2018, 12:23 AM

There is much good advice in this thread. As someone with much experience with the homer race, I want to remind everyone of the dangers these people can bring with them. We can ALL be fooled. Sometimes, you don't recognize someone is queer until they show you.


Ladies, this story is graphic and contains things that might make you envision the experiences in your mind. Be warned.


Several years ago, I allowed a friend to spend the night in my fashionable apartment on the West Side. I gave him my bedroom since I have a nice loveseat, adequate for a night of blissful rest. He went to my room while I got him a blanket and some fresh towels. Well, when I walked in the room, I saw him on his hands and knees, completely n-u-d-e, shewing unto me his buttockal region. He whispered, his voice husky with emotion, "I want you to have this."


I wasn't sure what he wanted me to have at first, because there was nothing in his hand but my pillow. It was then that my intelligence kicked in. I realized he was coming out to me. With a prayer on my lips, I asked him to lay on the bed properly and proceeded to have biblical conversations that resulted in his opening himself up to me. He was able to take all the truth I offered him and we were so tired that we ended up falling asleep there together, just two bros basking in the arms of Jesus.


The point is, you MUST be on guard, because no matter how many traits you point out about recognizing a queer, they can fool you easily and the next thing you know, someone's behind is in your face. Would you have the strength to resist it?


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"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 10-20-2019, 04:16 PM

I pray in Jesus name to never come into contact with a homer. I fear his sin rubbing off on me.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 10-20-2019, 08:48 PM

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I pray in Jesus name to never come into contact with a homer. I fear his sin rubbing off on me.
Well, you're right that you should never lay hands on a sodomite or his possessions, lest you get the AIDS, but God does want us to go out and evangelize to heathens (Acts 13:47, Matthew 28:19-20, Mark 16:15, James 5:20). In fact, as sodomites are such grievous and abominable sinners (Leviticus 20:13), He is especially pleased when they choose to repent and walk in His light (Luke 15:7).


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Gun Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-02-2019, 09:43 PM

Ok, I've been reading, and although SOME of this is true, I gotta wonder...

Why are you all hating on Homosexuality? I mean, i know there is a verse on it in the bible...


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In fact, as sodomites are such grievous and abominable sinners (Leviticus 20:13)

But other than that, do any of you have any other reason on why gays "stray from god"?


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...But other than that, do any of you have any other reason on why gays "stray from god"?
But other than the 43 half-eaten dessicated corpses of children in his crawl space, was John Wayne Gacy all that bad? He worked as a clown, after all.



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Why are you all hating on Homosexuality?
I need to clarify this point. We hate homosexuality because God hates it. However, WE do NOT hate homosexuals (though God does). We would kill them if the law permitted us to do so because this is what God commands. That is all that matters. If God ordered us to go have gay sex, we would obey.

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I mean, i know there is a verse on it in the bible...
Then that's all you need to know.

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But other than that, do any of you have any other reason on why gays "stray from god"?
The very act of being gay IS straying from God. A queer doesn't have to go out and kill someone to be damned. They could be a model citizen and still go to Hell for being gay.


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-03-2019, 02:01 AM

Greetings!

In my home country which is Jamaica it is customary to set homosexuals on fire and they may often be recognized by their singed clothing and sometimes by the charred condition of their skin. I have seen one or two that I can remember who had the smoldering dreads. Here in Babylon where every kind of wicked activity is normal it is not legal or even considered to be sporting to set homosexuals on fire so I have decided to forego those activities until I can return to Tivoli Gardens as a rich and respected brain surgeon.

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Greetings!

In my home country which is Jamaica it is customary to set homosexuals on fire and they may often be recognized by their singed clothing and sometimes by the charred condition of their skin.

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I Man--We need to make a distinction here between the blind prejudice and hatred seen in Jamaica and tolerate Bible-based teaching here at Landover Baptist. We at Landover see homerism as a sin to be dealt with by the wrath of God. That is entirely different than the simple mindedness of Negroes in Jamaica.

I hope the during your time in our country you will become enlightened and tolerant like those of us here at Landover Baptist Church.


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Greetings!

In my home country which is Jamaica it is customary to set homosexuals on fire and they may often be recognized by their singed clothing and sometimes by the charred condition of their skin. I have seen one or two that I can remember who had the smoldering dreads. Here in Babylon where every kind of wicked activity is normal it is not legal or even considered to be sporting to set homosexuals on fire so I have decided to forego those activities until I can return to Tivoli Gardens as a rich and respected brain surgeon.

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-04-2019, 06:42 AM

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So you're saying being Gay is a choice? Well let me explain something to you Satan loving left wing, Trump loving, half assed, sister piffleing, idiots. Being gay is not a choice, if it was me and thousands of gay folks would choose not to be. It's like a 10% of a choice out of the 100% the other 90% of that is based on how the person feels. And you think gay people are the only people to get AIDS? Well I know about 50 Christian family's who have gotten AIDS under the bullshit guise that, "My fake god will protect me!" And now they could be dead or in the hospital. But back to the main topic. Being gay is not a choice because if it was no gay person would choose to be this way so shut the piffle up and look at facts before you go spouting bull shit about gays being from Satan. If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men. Plus god isnt real and bush did 9/11
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...If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men...
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Something tells me you still won't be happy. Some people, wuddayudu.

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So you're saying being Gay is a choice? Well let me explain something to you Satan loving left wing, Trump loving, half assed, sister piffleing, idiots. Being gay is not a choice, if it was me and thousands of gay folks would choose not to be. It's like a 10% of a choice out of the 100% the other 90% of that is based on how the person feels. And you think gay people are the only people to get AIDS? Well I know about 50 Christian family's who have gotten AIDS under the bullshit guise that, "My fake god will protect me!" And now they could be dead or in the hospital. But back to the main topic. Being gay is not a choice because if it was no gay person would choose to be this way so shut the piffle up and look at facts before you go spouting bull shit about gays being from Satan. If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men. Plus god isnt real and bush did 9/11
Greetings, Miss Mad, and to you I must extend a somewhat reserved It is obvious from your angry message that you are here in a very foolish attempt to disrupt . I should remind you, however, that the has led you here, so that you can hear of Holy Word, through the blessed , as delivered by the servants of the .

I might add that it is noted, too, that you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to visit when they arrive here. The link to that forum is here:

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Please go there immediately to properly introduce yourself, and kindly pay close attention to this:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

As for your dreary drivel about the homersexualistic activity that you seem so proud of, I shall leave you with this:

Romans 1:22-32:

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

If I were you, I should pray for forgiveness and deliverance from the eternal fires of -- which you so assuredly deserve!

Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-04-2019, 06:45 PM

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If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men. Plus god isnt real and bush did 9/11

Greetings!

I must tell you my friend that the reason that I am tolerated here on this Baptist forum is that I am Rastafari not rascal and we follow the word of Jah in the King James Bible very closely. That is why we set homosexual people on fire in Jamaica which is my home. Jah has ordered us to deal harshly with homosexuals in the Book of Leviticus where Jah says-If a man also lie with mankind as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13. I feel it is likely that you have angered the white people and I must advise caution when dealing with angry white people because they will likely call the police and have you arrested. That has been my experience here in Babylon.

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-06-2019, 03:51 PM

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Ok, I've been reading, and although SOME of this is true, I gotta wonder...

Why are you all hating on Homosexuality? I mean, i know there is a verse on it in the bible...
There isn't just one, dear friend.

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But other than that, do any of you have any other reason on why gays "stray from god"?
A wise person once said that "but" stands for "big U-turn."

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If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men.
I don't know about any books of lies written by men, but here is what's in the King James Bible:

[Romans 9:19-24 KJV] 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-07-2019, 01:04 AM

Correct answer -> You cannot judge by appearances alone, therefore there's no way you can tell whose homosexual just by looking that them. Though my gaydar is usually pretty accurate ngl.
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Jesus Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-09-2019, 04:18 PM

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Correct answer -> You cannot judge by appearances alone, therefore there's no way you can tell whose homosexual just by looking that them. Though my gaydar is usually pretty accurate ngl.
This gaydar of which you speak is nothing more than something the devil has invented to persecute straight men who are handsome, well built and fashionable like me. I have spent the last several years reaching out to the homer population trying to get them on their knees in front of me and I can assure you there is no such thing as gaydar. Only uppity women who want their own personal gay friend trying to project their needs on a sinful world. If the Lord hadn’t explained why He invented females it would still be one of the greatest mysteries ever. Disgusting creatures.


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 11-17-2019, 03:56 PM

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While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing

WOW! this information is very useful. but do you have proof though?

Can you actually confirm these stereotypes are true?
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