This is a sticky topic.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Richard Kiel, an unnaturally gigantic male actor dies at 74 on September 10. He became famous because of his dental apparatus that allowed him to land a role as 'Jaws', the villain in Godless James Bond movies that were produced in Godless Britain and depicted UK secret service falsely as superior to that of Godly Americans.



    1 Chronicles 20:8
    These were born unto the giant in Gath; and they fell by the hand of David, and by the hand of his servants.


    Kiel claimed to have been a born-again Christian since childhood. We know better. Just looking at the photo below you can tell that no Christian actor would ever play the role of an 'alien' demon!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



    PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
    Check out our Research in Creation Science:

    Comment


    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Now he'll be looking forward to the JAWS of !

      Comment


      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        A True Christian™ would have had nothing to do with the fornicator-enabling James Bond series.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

        sigpic

        Comment


        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          The hatemongering papist Ian Paisley has finally been sent to hell by Jesus. I, for one, have never had any time for Scottish scum.

          Former first minister and DUP leader Ian Paisley has died

          Former Democratic Unionist Party leader Ian Paisley, has died aged 88.

          Baroness Eileen Paisley said her husband died on Friday morning and the family was heartbroken.

          Mr Paisley moved from a political "never man" to Northern Ireland's first minister.

          He ended up leading a power-sharing executive at Stormont - although he had supported the strike to bring one down 30 years earlier.

          In her statement, Baroness Paisley said: "Although ours is the grand hope of reunion, naturally as a family, we are heartbroken," she said.

          "We loved him and he adored us and our earthly lives are forever changed."

          Baroness Paisley said that his funeral would be private.

          Prime Minister David Cameron said Mr Paisley was "one of the most forceful and instantly recognisable characters in British politics for nearly half a century".

          He said he was a controversial politician but his contribution in his later years to stability in Northern Ireland was "huge".

          "In particular, his decision to take his party into government with Sinn Féin in 2007 required great courage and leadership, for which everyone in these islands should be grateful," Mr Cameron said.

          DUP leader Peter Robinson paid tribute to Mr Paisley saying he was much more than a "colossus in unionism"

          Ed Miliband, Leader of the Opposition, said Mr Paisley was "a towering figure in Northern Ireland politics for decades".

          "His decision to take the DUP into a power-sharing partnership with Sinn Féin was the ultimate act of political courage and reconciliation,"he said.

          First Minister and DUP leader Peter Robinson said that during the height of the Troubles, the "sure and certain ring" of Ian Paisley's voice had a "special resonance" with the people of Northern Ireland.

          "I don't think that there's anyone who has had more influence in Northern Ireland over the years," Mr Robinson said.

          "Even those who thought the least of his politics thought the most of him as a person."

          He said those who knew Ian Paisley knew his priority was his faith - above all else in life.

          "In terms of Ian Paisley's political contribution, I think there are many people who look at his early days in the context of the more stable and peaceful society that we have today.

          "The Ian Paisley of those days was an Ian Paisley that was keeping together a unionist community that felt it was under fire, that it had no friends to help it constitutionally, that its representatives were being picked off, there was genocide along the border," he said.

          However, former Alliance Party leader John Cushnahan said that while he sympathised with the family, he was astonished at the "rewriting" of Ian Paisley's political contribution.

          "While I welcome the fact that he ultimately embraced power sharing, it was too little too late and should not be used to excuse the pain and suffering that he inflicted on the people of Northern Ireland for the majority of his political life," he said.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

          Comment


          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            The BBC showed this on the 6 o'clock news last night and made my daughter cry.



            Can anyone understand what he's talking about?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

            Comment


            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              The Lord has pronounced His righteous judgment on an apostate.

              From The Washington False Christian Compost:
              Gerald A. Larue, an ordained minister who became an agnostic, an archeologist, a religious scholar and a debunker of claims such as Lazarus rising from the dead and the discovery of Noah’s ark, died Sept. 17 at in Newport Beach, Calif. He was 98.

              The longtime University of Southern California professor of religion and gerontology died after a stroke, said his son, David.
              Apostasy is worse than never having known the way of righteousness at all:

              [2 Peter 2:20-21 KJV] 20 For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning. 21 For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known [it], to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

              sigpic

              Comment


              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Died "after a stroke" ???



                Good grief, Jesus-haters keep masturbating until they're almost 100.

                sigpic

                Comment


                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  What IS he wearing in the photo on that page?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

                  Comment


                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Roasting right now, Jean-Claude Duvalier, better known as Haiti's Baby Doc.

                    Maybe he wasn't all bad - he certainly got right up the noses of those dumb "human rights" lieberals - but he was a heathen voodooist and (worse than that) pretended to be a cathlick.

                    I wonder how much of a punishment will be to a voodooist? The Lake of Fire would just seem normal to them. I expect Our Lord takes that into account, though. I'd like to think that Baby Doc is spending Eternity listening to the sort of English folk songs where the singers stick a finger in one ear in the vain hope of singing in tune.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

                    Comment


                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Jesus killed Paul Revere today. Not the patriotic Christian Freedom Fighter, but the liberal rock and roller who stole his name. I hope he gets plenty of "kicks" in hell.





                      The world of classic rock music has lost another icon today. Paul Revere, entertainer, singer, musician, bandleader, friend, husband, father and grand man of show business died Oct. 4, 2014 at the age of 76. The news of Revere’s passing came via a post on his band’s official Facebook page tonight.

                      In August, 2013, Revere shared the news of his battle with cancer with over 100,000 fans on his band’s Facebook page. A wellspring of support, love, prayers and well wishes ensued on his Facebook page, exemplary of the true devotion with which music lovers and Baby Boomers alike held the legend Paul Revere Dick (his real name), born on Jan. 7, 1938.

                      In the past year, although fans had known that Paul was battling cancer, everyone had prayed, hoped, and shared that they were all counting on Paul to get better. Although it was not widely known by the fans, when Paul made his final stage appearances, it represented such a magnitude and level of courage to still get out there and literally “gave everything he had” to bring the crowd what they came to see—a truly good time.

                      It was just a few months ago, in July, that the wonderful gentleman decided to step away from the stage, proclaiming that he wanted the show to go on, but without him. Insiders expected that he realized that his time here on Earth was limited but he didn’t want to disappoint his fans for one moment. Ever a man of great business integrity, he changed the name of the band to Paul Revere’s Raiders, to reflect honestly that he was not there as part of the band. Others in the entertainment business admired him for doing just that, what is today called by the ”kids” in the business as “old school.”

                      Still, the fans kept up a barrage of Facebook posts showing their love for him. When he didn’t have the energy to read them himself, his loving wife Sydney read them to him. Members of his band remained in daily contact with him by phone. Paul kept up enthusiastically with what was going on in the shows and he loved hearing about the fans. He never failed to offer support, strength, courage and love to his musicians, who were doing for him all that they could do, even if through the tears they felt like sharing. Still they went on "for him," because of their devotion to his insistence that it was all, always, for the fans, that he wanted to be there.

                      Paul Revere’s band is in mourning, deeply, tonight for the loss of their fearless leader. Thoughts and prayers go out to his family as well as his Raiders band, who include Ron Foos (bass) and Doug Heath (lead guitar), who’ve been with him since 1986; Danny Krause (keyboard), who’s been with him since 1986; lead singer Darren Dowler, who joined him in 2008, and drummer Tommy Scheckel, who joined the Raider family in 2010.

                      Fans can visit the band’s Facebook page to share love and best wishes for the Revere family and extended family, and expect that even though Paul remains with them all in spirit. The 2015 Concerts at Sea signature Revere “Where the Action Is” cruise will sail in January, and Paul Revere’s Raiders will be on it, as well as performing across the country, beginning again in November, because, well stated simply, Paul wanted that to happen.

                      To borrow a line from Aaron Sorkin, “The streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight.” Paul Revere, we thank you for all your gifts and graces shown to the world of music.

                      Really? Some Hollywood joo thinks that Jesus allows rock and roll thugs into Heaven? Not likely.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                      Comment


                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        The vile, depraved heathen who invented the "handsign of satan" was killed by Jesus and sent straight down to hell today, and not a moment too soon.

                        Harley Clark, Creator Of The Texas Hook'Em Horns Hand Sign, Dies At 78

                        The man who invented the famous Hook'em Horns hand sign at University of Texas, has died. Harley Clark, who was head cheerleader at Texas in 1955 when he introduced the sign at a pep rally, was 78.

                        The university said Clark, who became a state judge, passed Thursday on his farm outside Austin.

                        Clark and his friend Henry Pitts devised the hand sign together. They concluded that extending the index and little fingers gave the look of a longhorn. At the pep rally the night before Texas hosted TCU in football, Clark declared: "This is the official hand sign of the University of Texas, to be used whenever and wherever Longhorns gather."

                        At the time, one university official was angry with Clark, because the hand sign is considered vulgarity in Sicily. Unaware of this, Clark responded by telling the official it was a good thing the school mascot was a longhorn rather than a unicorn.

                        Last year, ThePostGame was fortunate enough to spend a day at Clark's home where he talked about the hand sign and his memories from the University of Texas. Here's Harley Clark, in his own words:

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                        Comment


                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          First the Hook 'em Horns guy
                          Today it's "comedienne" Jan Hooks
                          Devil's busy cookin' sinners
                          Like Jew accounts cook them books
                          She was from one deprived show
                          They call it S-N-L
                          Satan's Now Laughing
                          as she burns in Hell!
                          One more sinner on the hearth
                          too bad she was so deceived
                          She could have inherited the new birth
                          Had only she believed!



                          Comment


                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Fag-faced designer Oscar Dela Larenta is choking on red-hot sequins in hell now




                            I own a ton of his couture (purchased as a springboard to educate people on the evils of his life when they admire it.)

                            It is a heavy (embroidered) mantle to bear, but I carry on...


                            Oscar de la Renta Is Dead at 82


                            Oscar de la Renta, the worldly gentleman designer who shaped the wardrobe of socialites and Hollywood stars for more than four decades, has died. He was 82.

                            De la Renta died at home Monday evening in Connecticut surrounded by family and friends and "more than a few dogs," according to a handwritten statement signed by two of his company's executives, Alex Bolen and Eliza Bolen.

                            "While our hearts are broken by the idea of life without Oscar, he is still very much us. Oscar's hard work, his intelligence and his love of life are at the heart of our company," the statement said.

                            "All that we have done, and all that we will do, is informed by his values and his spirit. Through Oscar's example we know the way forward."

                            De la Renta's specialty was eveningwear, though he also was known for chic daytime suits favored by the women who would gather at the Four Seasons or Le Cirque at lunchtime. His signature looks were voluminous skirts, exquisite embroideries and rich colors.

                            Most recently, Amal Alamuddin wore a de la Renta-designed wedding dress when she married George Clooney. First lady Laura Bush wore an icy blue gown by de la Renta to the 2005 inaugural ball and Hillary Clinton wore a gold de la Renta in 1997.

                            On the red carpet at the Academy Awards, Penélope Cruz and Sandra Bullock were among the celebrities to don his feminine and opulent gowns. His clothes even were woven into episodes of Sex and the City with style icon character Carrie Bradshaw dropping his name – and comparing his designs to poetry.

                            De la Renta gave up the title of chief executive of his company in 2004, handing over business duties to stepdaughter Eliza Reed Bolen and her husband, Alex Bolen, but he remained active on the design end, continuing to show his collections during New York Fashion Week.

                            De la Renta also is survived by an adopted son, Moises, a designer at the company.

                            De la Renta's first wife, French Vogue editor Francoise de Langlade, died in 1983.

                            Comment


                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Communist Australian ex-Prime Minister Gough Whitlam is just finding out about Satan's tallywhacker right now.

                              This is him with his hero, Meow Tse Tung in 1973



                              This vile Australian
                              * brought in free health care for Australians - far more communistic than Obolacare.
                              * gave huge swathes of public land to the abos
                              * withdrew Australian troops from Vietnam
                              * established diplomatic relations with Communist China
                              * abolished the White Australia Policy (allowing in the yellow peril from slantland)
                              * granted independence to the island of cannibal savages to the north of Australia (otherwise known as Papua & New Guinea)
                              * introduced social security for unwed harlots who had babies
                              * granted feminazis the right to divorce their husbands merely because they decided they didn't want them any more.

                              Most of the members of his administration were criminals - Al Grassby who openly consorted with the mafia, Khemlani who arranged illegal loans from Muslims, Jim Cairns who fornicated with his secretary. He was so evil, that the Queen of England had to fire him! - the only time this has ever happened.
                              sigpic

                              Comment


                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Brother Jim, perhaps you can help me. I've never seen the point of education or an interest in world affairs because Jesus will be here very soon and it will all be irrelevant. Values that I have passed on to my children. If I do need to find out about something I consult Revelation or Pat Robertson, neither have ever let me down.

                                I just wondered in that photograph which one is Gough and which one is Meow Tse Tung?

                                YIC

                                Jack
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                sigpic

                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X