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  • #16
    Re: Farewell

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    I pray for your sake, and your father's, that he simply has poor grammar. God hates the effeminate:

    1 Corinthians 6:9

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    and a "man" who would let his wife decide what he should type, well that's effeminate!
    I'm finished arguing.

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    • #17
      Re: Farewell

      Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
      I'm finished arguing.
      I'm glad you recognized when you had lost.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #18
        Re: Farewell

        Dear Landover Baptist Church:

        This is my final letter. When I come to your website, I feel as if I am conforming to the image of your church instead of to the image of God. Unless God wills it I will not return to these forums or landoverbaptist.com Christianity is not about what belief system is correct. It's about having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Farewell and Best Wishes.

        TrueChristian16

        P.S. My "Dad" was me posing to keep up the act. My real dad doesn't know this site exists.

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        • #19
          Re: Farewell

          Farewell TC16! Going to join the sinners are ya? Personal relationship? NO, friend, it's about OBEYING GOD ALMIGHTY!!
          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          • #20
            Re: Farewell

            Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
            Dear Landover Baptist Church:

            This is my final letter. When I come to your website, I feel as if I am conforming to the image of your church instead of to the image of God. Unless God wills it I will not return to these forums or landoverbaptist.com Christianity is not about what belief system is correct. It's about having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Farewell and Best Wishes.

            TrueChristian16

            P.S. My "Dad" was me posing to keep up the act. My real dad doesn't know this site exists.
            So you admit that you have been lying and mocking Jesus all the time you have been with us. And after we have extended our Christian love and compassion to you? Jesus called you here for a reason. I guess he'll let you know what that reason was when he kills you and sends you hell. I hope you are suitablyashamed of yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Farewell

              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
              Ha Ha Ha Ha I told you he was a butt-surfing WV pig-kissing homer but NO you wouldn't listen!

              I can tell my own unsaved kin from a True Christian....why can't you? This boy never loved your plastic god if he's so ready to run off and fornicate with farm animals.

              SF
              Why are you so taken in by this lying nancey-boy?

              ordered about by his mom, buggered by his father.

              Zeus! he is better as a sacrifice than a church-member....

              (heh, heh, he said "member")
              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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              • #22
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                ze failing man—he comes
                for air once, then twice, then
                goes to drown within his waters
                again—you say—he may be seen

                for the third time
                —my friends
                that is a fabble
                requiring no detective to unravel







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                • #23
                  Re: Farewell

                  Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                  Christianity is not about what belief system is correct.
                  So if you believe that God is dead and Islam is a force for good in the world and that gays are great and Karl Marx had a lot of interesting things to say, that belief system is every bit as valid as following God's commands? You have a very odd idea of what it means to be a Christian, friend.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Farewell

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    So if you believe that God is dead and Islam is a force for good in the world and that gays are great and Karl Marx had a lot of interesting things to say, that belief system is every bit as valid as following God's commands? You have a very odd idea of what it means to be a Christian, friend.
                    No. The belief system is secondary. If you love Jesus then you should want to follow his word. You shouldn't love him because his word just says so.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Farewell

                      Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                      I have enjoyed my time with you and I appreciate what you are doing to spread God's word. However, circumstances in my life outside of Landover require immediate attention. Farewell to you all and best wishes.

                      Sincerely,

                      TrueChristian16 (a.k.a. "Seth")
                      The loooooong goodbye.
                      Are you staying or whaaaaaaattt?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • #26
                        Re: Farewell

                        Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                        No. The belief system is secondary. If you love Jesus then you should want to follow his word. You shouldn't love him because his word just says so.
                        Do you believe in Salvation by works, faith, or grace, friend?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #27
                          I hope you will stay,

                          Seth, and tough it out and be a man.
                          Hone your powers of reason here.
                          It's understood that a sixteen year old may lose heart
                          when confronted with a lot of same-opinion, correct elders.

                          Stick it out long enough to realize we are trying our best
                          to pull your addled head from out your arse.




                          A red'ning slap, a swift drop kick,
                          builds more than any cathylick


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                          • #28
                            Re: Farewell

                            Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                            I'm finished arguing.
                            OK, bye.

                            Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                            Dear Landover Baptist Church:

                            This is my final letter. When I come to your website, I feel as if I am conforming to the image of your church instead of to the image of God. Unless God wills it I will not return to these forums or landoverbaptist.com Christianity is not about what belief system is correct. It's about having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Farewell and Best Wishes.

                            TrueChristian16

                            P.S. My "Dad" was me posing to keep up the act. My real dad doesn't know this site exists.
                            OK, bye.

                            And yes, we knew. Most of us aren't 16.
                            Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                            No. The belief system is secondary. If you love Jesus then you should want to follow his word. You shouldn't love him because his word just says so.
                            Didn't you leave?

                            OK, since you're not leaving:

                            How do you know God? How do you know Jesus? Met Him, have you? No?

                            There's only one reliable information source: The Bible. Pastor Feelgood isn't a reliable source, since he has no more personal experience meeting God than you. He's just telling you what the Bible says, so you won't read it yourself. He knows that if you read it for yourself, you'd be calling him a liar!

                            Have you read the Bible? It tells you what to believe.

                            And yes, Christianity is about knowing, respecting, and keeping God's Word. Every Word, not just the happy-happy joy-joy lovey-dovey words that Pastor Feelgood likes!

                            Tell me, how can you say what Christianity is about, when you clearly have not read God's Word?

                            Do you think God is to be molded by humans into what they want Him to be?

                            GOD is the CREATOR. GOD DECIDES, not YOU, and not ME.

                            Now, quit whining about what you think God should be, and sit your lazy behind down with your King James Bible and a notepad. Read it. Take notes.

                            Find out for yourself who God is and who Jesus is.

                            You lazy wanna-be "Christians" frustrate me far more than atheists or Muslims or Wickers. At least they bother to research a subject before they start preaching it from the rooftops!

                            "Oh, I think God is this, I think God is that." You have a book that tells you exactly who and what God is! READ IT! There is NO OTHER SOURCE!

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