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Default The Truth About Fossils and the Great Flood - 05-28-2010, 04:48 PM

Every real scientist knows that if you leave a carcass of a dead animal in your backyard it certainly won't turn into a fossil. It will rot, get eaten by worms and ultimately turn into soil. Then why, according to so-called scientists today, were fossils able to form "millions of years ago" but not in modern times? The answer is simple.

In order for fossils to form, three Godly factors need to be present: Intelligent Death, Intelligent Burial and Intelligent Pressure. If we take a look at Genesis 6:17 it states:
And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.
Not only is this passage a great example of God's wrath and how He won't hesitate at destroying every single living creature on earth for not obeying His laws, but it also explains the existence of fossils and how they came into being. According to modern science the Great Flood would have resulted in Intelligent Death, Intelligent Burial and Intelligent Pressure which are the exact necessary conditions for fossils to form.

By looking at this dragon fossil (ca. 5000 B.C.) we can assume that it did not die a natural death. It is clear that this dragon was fighting for its life in order to escape a terrible fate. If you have ever drowned your unwanted pets you would have noticed how, just like this dragon here, they wave their legs in all directions with the head stretching upwards. Therefore it is clear that this dragon got drowned in the Great Flood and by the means of Intelligent Death, Intelligent Burial and Intelligent Pressure, God rapidly turned the dragon into stone.



This winged unicorn (ca. 5000 B.C.) might have had a similar story. It seems as it was on the run and preparing to take flight when the flood finally caught up with it. Again, by the means of Intelligent Death, Intelligent Burial and Intelligent Pressure, God rapidly turned it into stone.



But why are these fossils falsely labeled as "millions of years old?" This question brings us to the so-called method of Carbon Dating. This method is, of course, an invention of devil worshiping pseudo-scientists and its sole purpose is to turn innocent believers away from the Word of God™ in order to recruit more wicked soldiers into the armies of Hell. This whole thing is just a silly theory and the existence of this so-called "carbon-14" can't even be backed up with scripture. Trying to estimate the age of dust is impossible and a complete waste of time.

The truth is that about 5000 years ago it did not take God more than forty days and forty nights to turn every single living creature into stone. Genesis 7:4 states:
For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
This proves that fossils did not form millions of years ago like scientists want us to believe. They were formed in the flood. If you look at Creationism, you'll realize that it is the only possible answer to all these questions. It is hard, if not impossible to doubt the Holy Bible with so much physical evidence to support it and whatever all you idiot darwinists out there may think, the Bible is always right in the end. Praise the Lord!


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Default Re: The Truth About Fossils and the Great Flood - 05-28-2010, 06:30 PM

Where exactly did you get those photos? Because you know... dragons and unicorns don't exist.
And also, saying that it "looked like it drowned" is not the same as saying that it DEFINITELY died in the Great Flood. It could have wandered into a pond and died.
Also, Carbon dating actually makes a lot of sense if you know anything about science
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Default Re: The Truth About Fossils and the Great Flood - 05-28-2010, 06:59 PM

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Where exactly did you get those photos?
As far as I know, these fossils are both located at Landover University, Archeology Dpt.

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Because you know... dragons and unicorns don't exist.
Back that up with scripture, please.

Just because these creatures were pre-flood doesn't mean they never existed.

Psalm 91:13: Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

Isaiah 13:22: And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.

Job 39:9: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Isaiah 34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

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And also, saying that it "looked like it drowned" is not the same as saying that it DEFINITELY died in the Great Flood. It could have wandered into a pond and died.
Don't be silly, fire-breathing dragons don't just wander into ponds.
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Also, Carbon dating actually makes a lot of sense if you know anything about science
Carbon dating is just some nonsense hocuspocus. We don't practice witchcraft here.


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As far as I know, these fossils are both located at Landover University, Archeology Dpt.


Back that up with scripture, please.

Just because these creatures were pre-flood doesn't mean they never existed.

Psalm 91:13: Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

Isaiah 13:22: And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.

Job 39:9: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Isaiah 34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


Don't be silly, fire-breathing dragons don't just wander into ponds.

Carbon dating is just some nonsense hocuspocus. We don't practice witchcraft here.
I want scripture saying "Carbon dating does not exist"
Maybe it was injured, and passed out as it was flying, landed in the pond and woke up as it drowned but was too weak to get to the surface?
I wasn't aware the Landover University had an Archeology Dpt- I thought it was all sewing, cooking, being a good slave for your husband etc
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Default Re: The Truth About Fossils and the Great Flood - 05-28-2010, 10:15 PM

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I want scripture saying "Carbon dating does not exist"
It isn't in the scriptures and that is why I said "it can't be backed up with scripture."
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Maybe it was injured, and passed out as it was flying, landed in the pond and woke up as it drowned but was too weak to get to the surface?
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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I wasn't aware the Landover University had an Archeology Dpt- I thought it was all sewing, cooking, being a good slave for your husband etc
Indeed, that is the education they offer True Christian™ housewives. There is a whole different section that is reserved for men only: creation science, creation medicine, creation archeology etc.

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Default Re: The Truth About Fossils and the Great Flood - 05-28-2010, 10:24 PM

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