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  • Photographers: Mostly just a bunch of perverts!

    My facebook page is trying to tell me that I can become a pro photographer. Hey, I can use a camera, I've been learning since I got my first Honeywell PENTAX spotmatic in 1965 when I was 14 years old, and I'm OK with my 50mm lens, but I'm not some kind of pervert who hangs out and takes pictures of women bending over or other inappropriate moments:

    Photography can be fun, but a lot of photography involves sexing up underage girls and can you imagine if you had to be the guy who works at the Playboy Mansion? EEEK!!!!

    If you have a camera and insist on using it all the time, don't be a pervert. Don't take pictures of kids at the playground even if they're your kids because other mothers are going to think that you're just there to take illicit pictures of their kids (it's OK if you're a mom).

    Definitely don't us an SLR with a big lens. That makes you look like more of a pervert. At least my 135mm lens is tiny and doesn't make me look like a pervy show-off like you Canon guys.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: Photographers: Mostly just a bunch of perverts!

    This is the 21st century. I use my jPhone to make pictures and they are quite good, when my finger is not in front of the lens that is.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Photographers: Mostly just a bunch of perverts!

      I ONLY use my camera for taking pictures of adorable puppies, flowers in my garden, and NASCAR crashes.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        Re: Photographers: Mostly just a bunch of perverts!

        At least my 135mm lens is tiny and doesn't make me look like a pervy show-off like you Canon guys
        Actually 135mm isn't so tiny. It's about in line with average for a chink.

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