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  • #16
    Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

    Wow, Mods must be retarded, how about you send me a message detailing why that post contained satanic content?

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    • #17
      Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

      Originally posted by ScreamForthBlasthemy View Post
      [Demon Gibberish Link Deleted] What about this OP/Mod? This is in no way connected to Satanism.

      Friend, it's always exciting to see somebody new join our forum, but I'm a little confused by something: Though you're clearly new here, I can not, for the life of me, find your introductory thread, where you tell us who you are, what church you attend, and what it was that caused you to commit your life to Jesus Christ.

      Could you please provide a link to that thread? Thanks!
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      • #18
        Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

        Originally posted by ScreamForthBlasthemy View Post
        Wow, Mods must be retarded, how about you send me a message detailing why that post contained satanic content?
        It contained Satanic content because you put Satanic content in it. This isn't rocket science, friend.
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        • #19
          Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Friend, it's always exciting to see somebody new join our forum, but I'm a little confused by something: Though you're clearly new here, I can not, for the life of me, find your introductory thread, where you tell us who you are, what church you attend, and what it was that caused you to commit your life to Jesus Christ.

          Could you please provide a link to that thread? Thanks!
          Im anti-christian mate. Now smite me.

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          • #20
            Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

            This theory actually sounds semi-plausible to me. If the Mexicans think that they're descended from demons that Satan sent to Earth to impregnate human women, who are we to argue?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              This theory actually sounds semi-plausible to me. If the Mexicans think that they're descended from demons that Satan sent to Earth to impregnate human women, who are we to argue?
              It would explain their appearance, Brother.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #22
                Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

                i hate those damn mexicans they invade our country and steal our jobs. makes perfect sense that they are descended from satan.

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                • #23
                  Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

                  Originally posted by sonofthemorning View Post
                  i hate those damn mexicans they invade our country and steal our jobs. makes perfect sense that they are descended from satan.
                  My goodness, only your second post and it's full of hate? I sure hope you're not expecting to find commiseration here! We love Mexicans and will never begrudge them an opportunity to clean our pools or mow our lawns!
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                  • #24
                    Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    "Mexico will release codices, artifacts and significant documents with evidence of Mayan and extraterrestrial contact, and all of their information will be corroborated by archaeologists," said Julia-Levy, son of actor Raul Julia.
                    It would be so much better wouldn't it to read this sentence instead:


                    ..but we will never see such a sentence because they have nothing at all to show (if they did we would have seen it by now).


                    in their heart of hearts, evolution makes them nervous, because they intuitively know that it's nothing more than a house of cards
                    ..and what a wobbly house of cards it is. The maniacs who propose these crazy ideas want us to believe that some sort of "dinosaur" from "millions" of years ago "evolved" into a quasi-humanoid and lives in gigantic caves where they "manipulate" us using "telepathy" to engage in "sex orgies" and eat "toadstools" and "bitter salts" to the single end of..
                    huh? "end" did you say? there isn't any "end"
                    . .CLICK FOR MORE OUTRAGEOUS GOBBLEDYGOOK

                    There are no "aliens" and anyone who thinks that they are some sort of "master-race" inspired by either extraterrestrials or subterranianites (who appear to be the same thing) & destined to lead us all into a new dawn seems to some to a sticky end. These fools are all deceived by DEMONS and the only new "dawn" on their "horizon" is the frightful blast of HELL.






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