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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 11:02 PM
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This theory actually sounds semi-plausible to me. If the Mexicans think that they're descended from demons that Satan sent to Earth to impregnate human women, who are we to argue?
It would explain their appearance, Brother.

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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 12-01-2011, 07:09 PM
i hate those damn mexicans they invade our country and steal our jobs. makes perfect sense that they are descended from satan.
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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 12-01-2011, 08:54 PM
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i hate those damn mexicans they invade our country and steal our jobs. makes perfect sense that they are descended from satan.
My goodness, only your second post and it's full of hate? I sure hope you're not expecting to find commiseration here! We love Mexicans and will never begrudge them an opportunity to clean our pools or mow our lawns!

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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 12-11-2011, 10:16 PM
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"Mexico will release codices, artifacts and significant documents with evidence of Mayan and extraterrestrial contact, and all of their information will be corroborated by archaeologists," said Julia-Levy, son of actor Raul Julia.
It would be so much better wouldn't it to read this sentence instead:


..but we will never see such a sentence because they have nothing at all to show (if they did we would have seen it by now).

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in their heart of hearts, evolution makes them nervous, because they intuitively know that it's nothing more than a house of cards
..and what a wobbly house of cards it is. The maniacs who propose these crazy ideas want us to believe that some sort of "dinosaur" from "millions" of years ago "evolved" into a quasi-humanoid and lives in gigantic caves where they "manipulate" us using "telepathy" to engage in "sex orgies" and eat "toadstools" and "bitter salts" to the single end of..
huh? "end" did you say? there isn't any "end"
. .CLICK FOR MORE OUTRAGEOUS GOBBLEDYGOOK

There are no "aliens" and anyone who thinks that they are some sort of "master-race" inspired by either extraterrestrials or subterranianites (who appear to be the same thing) & destined to lead us all into a new dawn seems to some to a sticky end. These fools are all deceived by DEMONS and the only new "dawn" on their "horizon" is the frightful blast of HELL.






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