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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 08-22-2013, 04:23 PM

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you people could find a subliminal message in alphabet soup. Please.
Alphabet soup is just as evil as a ouija board, and the satanic messages that you are reading are not a coincidence, it's really the devil trying to temp you.

You have to be careful of every bite you taste.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 08-22-2013, 05:21 PM

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I don't find subliminal messages, and nobody else does, except for you. But then again, you people could find a subliminal message in alphabet soup. Please. Just get off the 'MCRmy's' back.
Your username is an anagram for "A tad teeny whorehouse" which suggests to me that you are in the child sex slavery business.

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 08-22-2013, 09:42 PM

Dear Lord, Brother Billy Bob. You have a sharp eye for abominations. I remember some movie about a guy called "Count Alucard" and he turned out the be Dracula!

It just shows the lengths the servants of Satan will go to!





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Angry Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 08-23-2013, 12:07 AM

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'The Black Parade' is a genius album, in which My Chemical Romance theorizes that when you die, death comes to you in the way that you feel most comfortable. The plot of the album says that when the main character was a child, his father took him to see a marching band. And so when the boy dies, death greets him in the form of The Black Parade. As well as the video for 'I Don't Love You', it encourages relationships between people who are of different descents, ethnicities, etc. I am not 'emo', and I never have been. MCR themselves said in an interview, "The whole 'emo' thing is ridiculous. We save lives. This, this band, saved MY life." I myself am anti-emo, as I find it unnessecary. But just give them a chance. You people find EVERYTHING satanic. It's ridiculous. Minecraft, the Portal games, and now this? Please. Just try not to be so blind. Look at both sides. I listen to MCR because the music is amazing. I don't find subliminal messages, and nobody else does, except for you. But then again, you people could find a subliminal message in alphabet soup. Please. Just get off the 'MCRmy's' back.
Ridiculous. Another typical, unsubstantiated mindless piule of dribble.
Consider the following, which has been proven to be the truth about Hell.


You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 08-25-2013, 04:09 PM

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Dear Lord, Brother Billy Bob. You have a sharp eye for abominations. I remember some movie about a guy called "Count Alucard" and he turned out the be Dracula!

It just shows the lengths the servants of Satan will go to!
This is why it is so important to reveal subliminal messages. This one scooted as soon as I blew his cover. Or maybe he realized there were no children here for him to abduct and habituate to rape. Either way, bringing subliminal messages to consciousness prevents them from being effective brainwashing tools. If JesOS did not do this automatically, our church would be considerably smaller, and AIDS significantly more widespread.


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Cool Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 11-21-2013, 07:58 AM

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THIS article has me in shock! FINALLY, The TRUTH about Emo is being recognised - That it is a CULT! And a dangerous one at that!

It is a FACT that ALL Emos practice sinister initiation ceremonies, similar to those practiced in Satanic cults, involving self-harming and self-mutilation!

It is a FACT that when Emos die they BELIEVE they all go to 'The Black Parade'!

These, and many other FACTS discussed in the article below, tell us Emo is indeed a CULT, as I have stated all along, and possibly a more fatal cult than the Goths!

We must do all in our power to steer our Children clear of this wicked and Satanic lifestyle. A lifestyle of self abuse, cross-dressing, acting effeminite and committing suicide - BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

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Hahahaha! This is too funny. I could not disagree more thoroughly with the massive generalizations made in this statement. Please allow me to debunk the following myths:


It was stated that, "It is a FACT that ALL Emos practice sinister initiation ceremonies, similar to those practiced in Satanic cults, involving self-harming and self-mutilation!" Hm. Funny. My boyfriend and I are both Emo, and neither one of us was forced to undergo any sort of initiation ceremony. No scars required to "join." No satanic chants. No cultish mailing list. No required reading. No need to agree with an express set of ideals laid down by any sort of leadership. Nope. None of that. Seems that statement was false. I just pointed out two people who refute the "ALL Emos..." statement. Guess that means that it is not a "FACT" after all.

Moving on. "It is a FACT that when Emos die they BELIEVE they all go to 'The Black Parade'!" Is it now? I am a born again believer in Christ Jesus, as is my boyfriend. We were both raised Baptist. I own several versions of the Bible, including but not limited to the KJV, the Nelson Study Bible, and the New American Standard Version, as does he. And again I point out, we are Emo. Funny, because I believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God and infallible as such. Naturally, I believe that non-believers are condemned to spend eternity in Hell, and that the Redeemed in Christ are going to spent eternity in Heaven, ruling beside Jesus.

Now, forgive me for being so long-winded, but I believe I must address other issues with the image of Emos portrayed in the article referenced above. We are not obsessed with death. As in any other social group, some of us have certain issues, including major depression, ADHD/ADD, RAD, IID, and major anxiety issues. Take a group of hundreds of people, and you are bound to find a good number with problems, but guess what? We actually try to support eachother. I have had the privilege of counseling countless others away from suicide. I have had the honor of leading young women in the Salvation Prayer after counseling them for hours about the meaning of Salvation and the God I serve. I have never encouraged, embraced, romanticized, or enjoyed the thought of suicide.

Furthermore, the musicians who were attacked for promoting suicide do not do any such thing. In one related article, one of their songs entitled "Dead," was made an example of romanticizing death. It pains me to feel compelled to draw attention to this particular literary nuance, but have none of you heard of satire? Many an author has received critical acclaim for effectively making use of it. How is it then that when a musician creates a song, it is bound by rigid laws of music something-or-other to be strictly literal in lyrical interpretation? Pardon me, but aren't most songs at least partially metaphorical in nature? And don't those that aren't frequently hold deeper meaning the the literal interpretation of the words sung would suggest? How is it so difficult to imagine that this wildly popular band may be popular for something other than the words written on the lyric sheet?

Now, don't get me wrong. I do not mean to imply that these men should be idolized, or that they are above reproach. They are human after all. Nothing more and nothing less. I am simply attempting to point out that there may be something other than malicious intent behind their lyrics.

Finally, isn't judgement reserved for God? Before condemning an entire sub-culture as satanic, demonic, or cultish, shouldn't we take the time to find out as much as possible through means other than the highly dramatized sensationalism that permeates our daily media? I thought we were supposed to love our neighbor as ourselves. I thought we were supposed to be at peace with all men so much as it is with us. I thought we were supposed to humble our undeserving souls, and kill our wicked self daily. How can we do this with such a holier than thou attitude? If we spend all our time pointing out how bad everyone else is, where is there time for self assessment and reevaluation? Where is there devotion to personal growth and one-on-one time with our beloved Lord and Savior? As Jesus Himself said, "41 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 42 Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye." (Luke 6:41-42 KJV) Just some food for thought.
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It sounds to me that you are neither EMO nor Christian. If you mix gasoline and milk do you have something you can either drink or fuel an engine?

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Unhappy Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 11-21-2013, 08:25 AM

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Ridiculous. Another typical, unsubstantiated mindless piule of dribble.
Consider the following, which has been proven to be the truth about Hell.


You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
"Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead." God chooses when the wind blows. Do you not believe that He is also fully in control of death? You don't "die due to your own disgusting sinning." We all sin and fall short of the Glory of God. All of us. Even you. God is in full control of every death. Even the sinners are within His control. Why? Because He's God. He can literally do anything He wants.

Moving on to the statement that is so painful, I am ashamed to quote it; "
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this." Let me refer you to the following (I have underlined applicable traits I recognize in you):

2 Timothy 3
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"Evil in the Last Days
1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith. 9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was."

If these traits made no sense to you, see the following for more translations:

English Standard Version
"Godlessness in the Last Days1But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. 2For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, 4treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. 6For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, 7always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth. 8Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so these men also oppose the truth, men corrupted in mind and disqualified regarding the faith. 9But they will not get very far, for their folly will be plain to all, as was that of those two men.
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NASB + Strong's
"“Difficult Times Will Come”1But realize this, that in the last days difficult times will come. 2For men will be lovers of self, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, revilers, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3unloving, irreconcilable, malicious gossips, without self-control, brutal, haters of good, 4treacherous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; Avoid such men as these. 6For among them are those who enter into households and captivate weak women weighed down with sins, led on by various impulses, 7always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so these [men] also oppose the truth, men of depraved mind, rejected in regard to the faith. 9But they will not make further progress; for their folly will be obvious to all, just as Jannes's and Jambres's folly was also."


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"1But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.
6They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. 8Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone."

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"The Dangers of the Last Days
1You should know this, Timothy, that in the last days there will be very difficult times. 2For people will love only themselves and their money. They will be boastful and proud, scoffing at God, disobedient to their parents, and ungrateful. They will consider nothing sacred. 3They will be unloving and unforgiving; they will slander others and have no self-control. They will be cruel and hate what is good. 4They will betray their friends, be reckless, be puffed up with pride, and love pleasure rather than God. 5They will act religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. Stay away from people like that!
6They are the kind who work their way into people’s homes and win the confidence ofa vulnerable women who are burdened with the guilt of sin and controlled by various desires. 7(Such women are forever following new teachings, but they are never able to understand the truth.) 8These teachers oppose the truth just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses. They have depraved minds and a counterfeit faith. 9But they won’t get away with this for long. Someday everyone will recognize what fools they are, just as with Jannes and Jambres."
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Question Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 11-21-2013, 08:58 AM

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It sounds to me that you are neither EMO nor Christian. If you mix gasoline and milk do you have something you can either drink or fuel an engine?

I can't believe I have to do this yet again today, but please post an introduction thread >>>here<<<.
May I inquire as to what lead you to these assumptions? I would love guidance from a strong believer, which I am presuming that you are based on your membership here.

Also, I apologize most sincerely for missing the introduction requirement. It was an oversight on my part. I do hope that it will not happen again.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 11-21-2013, 09:39 AM

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May I inquire as to what lead you to these assumptions? I would love guidance from a strong believer, which I am presuming that you are based on your membership here.

Also, I apologize most sincerely for missing the introduction requirement. It was an oversight on my part. I do hope that it will not happen again.
First, I should also apologize. I sometimes become zealous in enforcing the rules. How could you know that before you many others also did not follow the rules. And you posted a good introduction too.

As I understand it, being emo means being prepared and comfortable enough to show your natural human emotions. However, God says:

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Proverbs 29:11 (1611 King James Bible)

A foole vttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
Emos have a way of dressing and expressing themselves through clothes. Some people believe that emo is a way of life and others believe it is a teenage grow out fad. Some people believe there are rules to being emo things such as never calling yourself "emo" and listening to the right bands. Others think that all you need is the right emotional outlook.

How do emo women dress? Do they dress both modestly and in feminine attire? (This is more a question than a statement as I personally do not know any emos).

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1 Timothy 2:9 (1611 King James Bible)

In like maner also, that women adorne themselues in modest apparell, with shamefastnesse and sobrietie, not with broided haire, or gold, or pearles, or costly aray,
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Deuteronomy 22:5 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ The woman shall not weare that which pertaineth vnto a man, neither shall a man put on a womans garment: for all that doe so, are abomination vnto the Lord thy God.
Does emo music glorify God?

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Ephesians 5:19 (1611 King James Bible)

Speaking to your selues, in Psalmes, and Hymnes, and Spirituall songs, singing and making melodie in your heart to the Lord,
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James 5:13 (1611 King James Bible)

Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing Psalmes.
I doubt music that has its roots in the punk movement would qualify as psalms by any stretch of the imagination, but you could answer this better than I can...does emo music speak of the glory of God, His miracles or the message of the Gospel?

God seems to be telling me that being emo is mutually exclusive to being a True Christian™, and that by trying to be both, you are neither.




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 07-30-2015, 04:06 AM

See, the thing is that to be emo or goth there are two prerequisites:

1 You have to enjoy the particular style of emo and goths that is dark clothes, morbid or creepy symbols, and things you would probably see a villain wearing in a movie. Basically just have an interest in the "dark side" of things.

2 You have to hate either yourself or the world. If you hate yourself, you're emo. If you hate the world, you're goth. I am a goth and I hate the way the world is, the way people are ignorant and unnecessarily hateful towards others. I love life and live it to the fullest, indulging in all of your "sins" because they all lead to my personal and physical gratification. I don't want to die whatsoever and would do anything to prevent my own death.


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Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 07-30-2015, 04:09 AM

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See, the thing is that to be emo or goth there are two prerequisites:

1 You have to enjoy the particular style of emo and goths that is dark clothes, morbid or creepy symbols, and things you would probably see a villain wearing in a movie. Basically just have an interest in the "dark side" of things.

2 You have to hate either yourself or the world. If you hate yourself, you're emo. If you hate the world, you're goth. I am a goth and I hate the way the world is, the way people are ignorant and unnecessarily hateful towards others. I love life and live it to the fullest, indulging in all of your "sins" because they all lead to my personal and physical gratification. I don't want to die whatsoever and would do anything to prevent my own death.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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