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  • #46
    Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

    And here I thought sadism, gerbiling, and bug-catching were sick. What a twisted bunch. No wonder they like to kill themselves.

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    • #47
      Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

      Is this a real thing

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      • #48
        Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

        Originally posted by Browneyepatch View Post
        Is this a real thing

        Can you be more specific?

        Why don't you trot over to the introduction forum and follow the rules by making a proper introduction? We'd like to know who we are talking to and we'd especially like to know we aren't communicating with a demon.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #49
          Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

          Originally posted by Browneyepatch View Post
          Is this a real thing
          Yes. This is the real deal for anything Christ. Now you, you should better shape up: You can start by introducing yourself in the Introduction forum, please take note of the directions in the subtitle of said forum.
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • #50
            Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

            Originally posted by Browneyepatch View Post
            Is this a real thing
            Why would the homosexuals lie about something like this?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #51
              Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Why would the homosexuals lie about something like this?



              Well, technically, homesexuals tend to also be proven liars, but I think this one does hold some credence.

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              • #52
                Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                While some of us who have been blessed by this forum for years might think to ourselves, "Whoa - another ancient thread revived, putting visions in our minds of the decadence that homosex and its allities have visited upon what used to be God's pure and innocent earth." I choose to think of it another way:


                Yes, I choose to think that the LORD GOD Himself felt it was time to revive this discussion. Think: when first we tried to spread this disgusting information to the rest of the world, boys were not able to marry boys. Girls were not able to marry girls. But thanks to people like Cher and Whoopi Goldberg, Barack HUSSEIN Obama made an executive order forcing the Supreme Court to back Roe v. Wade, which was the legislation that made homosexuality legal. What came next? Innocent babies were being sucked out of mom's womb like so much melted ice cream from Dairy Queen(R). The scourge of the gaywise can be felt from Tulsa to far-reaching areas like Oklahoma City and has taken hold of godless New York City. I've spoken here of the sodomites who openly live as a couple in my very building and who often complain when I place copies of the book of Leviticus under their door as I stand and listen to their moans and groans, the audible evidence of the diarrhetic lubrication that is taking place just feet from that closed door. Many is the night I have stood there listening to every grunt and "Oh, God!" that comes from their filthy lips - and I assure you, sweet reader, their cries are not to the God of Abraham, but to the evil god of this world, Lucifer.


                We should praise the Name of Christ, then, that some newcomers to our forum are reading the truth that we put forward in an attempt to rid our land of the fecal fecundity that faggotry flips in our faces.


                I would like to point out to those newcomers that we have many experts here on the subject of faggotry. Dr. Laurence Niles is well versed in gaywise topics. Brother Harold Porter knows what homos are all about from front to back. Because of my voyages into the sick underbelly of gayness when I went in search of the Gay Agenda(TM) in NYC's most sinful drinking establishments years ago, I too can offer expertise in the perversion these vermin try to proliferate upon the unsuspecting mamby pamby, laissez-faire public.


                One thing remains certain: GOD made us to be normal, with normal procreative habits that were designed to be used sparingly and only for stocking His Army with Soldiers for Christ. Hallelujah! Glory! This means men are to lie only with women, as disgusting as it is for those few moments. If we sleep with our brothers in Christ, it is only for rest and not as we would lie with womankind. I would gladly and without hesitation lay my head next to Alvin Moss or Brother Farmer because our supine bodies would only be gaining much needed replenishment of strength and nothing more. Oh, Praise God that He hath shewn us His plan as True Christians(TM)! How I long for eternity with Him, dancing and singing the praises of Christ for aye.
                Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                Amen and Amen

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                • #53
                  Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                  Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? It's unpleasant and painful (Genesis 3:16) and thankfully, I quickly bore children and brought Soldiers for Christ into the world (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)! Why one would put themselves through such an experience for well "fun" and no good purpose befuddles me. What can I do as a mere woman to contribute to promoting good, straight, Christian, and chaste behavior?
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • #54
                    Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                    Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? .
                    Great question, Mrs. Johnson. That question of "why" baffles us all.

                    To me, the answer starts with the original sin. When we are born sinners something has to turn around in our lives or we end up doing homer sex. Thank Jesus we at Landover Baptist can set aside the temptation of this abominaton and give ourselves to Jesus.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                      Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? It's unpleasant and painful (Genesis 3:16) and thankfully, I quickly bore children and brought Soldiers for Christ into the world (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)! Why one would put themselves through such an experience for well "fun" and no good purpose befuddles me. What can I do as a mere woman to contribute to promoting good, straight, Christian, and chaste behavior?
                      I appreciate your use of 1 Corinthians 6:19. This is a verse that false Christians often prefer to ignore becase of its implications.

                      Partaking in homosex? YOU ARE SODOMIZING JESUS HIMSELF!

                      If this disgusts you - as it rightly should - then you will begin to understand why homosexuality is an abomination!

                      Sorry, sister, this really had very little to do with your post with but I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
                      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                      The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                      Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                      "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                      • #56
                        Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                        Dr. Mee:

                        Are you a descendant of the Mee family from Connecticut? By any chance did your uncle move to NY City from the Greenwich area when I was a boy of 13 years of age?

                        I completely understand how one can think about something and it just burns inside the mind so much that you have to let it out. Know that as your Christian friend here, I support your need to vent and stand ready to hold you up in prayer and manly love.

                        Sometimes the experience I had as a boy of 13 makes me want to vent about it here, too.


                        BrotherLarry
                        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                        Amen and Amen

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                        • #57
                          Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                          Dr. Mee:

                          Are you a descendant of the Mee family from Connecticut? By any chance did your uncle move to NY City from the Greenwich area when I was a boy of 13 years of age?

                          I completely understand how one can think about something and it just burns inside the mind so much that you have to let it out. Know that as your Christian friend here, I support your need to vent and stand ready to hold you up in prayer and manly love.

                          Sometimes the experience I had as a boy of 13 makes me want to vent about it here, too.


                          BrotherLarry
                          Dear brother Larry,

                          I had recently considered using one of those mail-in DNA test kits to learn more about my pure Anglo-Saxon Christian heritage but my mother cautiously advised me against it. She wouldn't explain further but it was sufficient to put me off continuing with my little family tree project. To be honest, it scares the heck out of me that I might find some negroid buried deep inside of me. I worry that discovering the truth may lead to my acquiring AIDS and going on a wanton spree of rape and violence. With the stress of my misbehaving wife, the last thing I could use is some Dirty Negro Ancestry in me.

                          As for my uncle on the Mee side, I've unfortunately never been allowed to meet him. I'm not entirely sure why but it's become one of those family matters that we don't discuss under any circumstances. It is just known that Uncle Mee is never to be spoken of. We do have family ties in Connecticut, however. If you know my uncle, I'd be very interested to find out more.
                          But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                          The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                          Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                          "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                          • #58
                            Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                            Brother Mee,

                            Um, actually, this public forum is not the place to discuss your uncle's large uh, problem and how he likes to share that problem with 13 year old boys. Forceably.

                            I'm sure you also do not want to read publicly that your dear uncle was in several newspaper articles (google it) for conduct unbecoming a True Christian(TM). Trust me - he wasn't a True Christian(TM).

                            When my family moved, I am sure it would be improper of me to mention in such a public place that your uncle continued to try to contact me with offers of what he called "a hush allowance" that were intercepted by my father and subsequently reported to police.

                            My, isn't it a small world?

                            Your friend and brother in Jesus,
                            Larry
                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                            Amen and Amen

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                            • #59
                              Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                              So is homosexuality.
                              To clarify, can I have some bible quotes to explain this fact? I do not understand how homosexuality is a disease?

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                              • #60
                                Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                                Originally posted by 420 Blaze It View Post
                                To clarify, can I have some bible quotes to explain this fact? I do not understand how homosexuality is a disease?
                                Homosexuality is a disease of the body, spirit, and soul. It affects the body through things like addiction to drugs, sexually transmitted diseases, and excessive hair on the back and buttocks. It affects the soul by introducing demonic thoughts such as uncontrollable lust and a compulsion to discuss hybrid cars. And of course the Holy Bible talks about the spiritual disease, it separates one from God because He's repulsed by them (Leviticus 20:13), and renders them ineligible for an eternity of utopia (1 Corinthians 6:9).
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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