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Default Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 10-16-2014, 11:17 AM

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And i did say then, just few words after that, that you can also provide a source where you found the information.
Plus i see that you know scat fetish is diffrent from homosexuality, and you do associate using dirrhea as lubricant as scat fetish. Threrfore i suppose you do in fact know that not all gay people are into scat fetish, and they dont use diarrhea as lubricant
A quick google search (men only!) returns 1.370.000 results describing exactly this behavior, including numerous (atheist) scientific papers. The same search for ky jelly returns only 212.000 results, with vaseline we see just 33.600 disgusting pages of homosexuals discussing their filth. This clearly proves that at least 98% of faggots do use diarrhea as lubrication.

Therefor I suppose you do in fact know now that all gay people are scat fetishists.


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Default Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 10-16-2014, 11:50 AM

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Titus, sorry to say but you look like you are a bit of a closet homosexual yourself...
How could he be gaywise? He is a Christian.

You atheisticals really need to just sit down and read the Bible. Jesus hates queers.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 10-24-2014, 10:56 PM

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Brothers and Sisters,

the last few days I've spent some time in a forum for gay men to inspect and gather facts.
I was able to gain new insights and I learned how disgusting and perverted homosexuality is.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


First of all, we know that women were created only to serve man.

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


Of course womans serve men also during the Act of Reproducing.
Shortly before the man starts to plant his seed, women are very excited because they have to do everything right. They think about their future tasks they have to do once the child is born.
This “stress” produces a wet slime in their private parts, which makes it easily for the man to plant the seeds.

Leviticus 15:3232This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;


Genesis 29:3030And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.

Many ask themselfes now, how the homosexual is able to carry out the act without Vaginal Lubrication.
God has simply given no Vaginal secretions to men, to prevent that they do gay sex.
Here is now a complicated system working that must be developed by Satan himself.

Before the homosexuals start, their roles get distributed. One of them is the wife and the other one is the man. After the roles are distributed, the man who has the womans role begins to get diarrhea. He then goes to the toilet and relieves himself. Through the diarrhea his sphincter and his rectum are now wetted. Now the male part is able to penetrate.

I was wondering how this system can work at all, and it is suggestive to assume that Satan causes diarrhea in order to facilitate the act of sodomy.

“Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ” (Philippians 3:8).

I think I just puked a little bit. That's super gross but true
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Default Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 10-24-2014, 11:03 PM

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Oh my word. You people are so ignorant and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. No gay people use diarrhea as lubrication. That's something you made up and are using to manipulate the weak minded individuals that read this board. Yes, I said it.

Fanatical church people are the most weak minded individuals on the face of this earth and use false data to promote your corrupted ideals and sickening lack of humanity.

I've looked at these boards and you're all sick. Give up the church and find something else that will make you feel like a necessary part of society. Other than that, stop spewing misinformation and vile lies.
and how do you know they don't??
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and how do you know they don't??
Well said, dear
Let's see him answer that one!


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Default Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 10-27-2014, 12:53 AM

And here I thought sadism, gerbiling, and bug-catching were sick. What a twisted bunch. No wonder they like to kill themselves.
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Is this a real thing
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Can you be more specific?

Why don't you trot over to the introduction forum and follow the rules by making a proper introduction? We'd like to know who we are talking to and we'd especially like to know we aren't communicating with a demon.


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Yes. This is the real deal for anything Christ. Now you, you should better shape up: You can start by introducing yourself in the Introduction forum, please take note of the directions in the subtitle of said forum.


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Why would the homosexuals lie about something like this?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Why would the homosexuals lie about something like this?



Well, technically, homesexuals tend to also be proven liars, but I think this one does hold some credence.
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While some of us who have been blessed by this forum for years might think to ourselves, "Whoa - another ancient thread revived, putting visions in our minds of the decadence that homosex and its allities have visited upon what used to be God's pure and innocent earth." I choose to think of it another way:


Yes, I choose to think that the LORD GOD Himself felt it was time to revive this discussion. Think: when first we tried to spread this disgusting information to the rest of the world, boys were not able to marry boys. Girls were not able to marry girls. But thanks to people like Cher and Whoopi Goldberg, Barack HUSSEIN Obama made an executive order forcing the Supreme Court to back Roe v. Wade, which was the legislation that made homosexuality legal. What came next? Innocent babies were being sucked out of mom's womb like so much melted ice cream from Dairy Queen®. The scourge of the gaywise can be felt from Tulsa to far-reaching areas like Oklahoma City and has taken hold of godless New York City. I've spoken here of the sodomites who openly live as a couple in my very building and who often complain when I place copies of the book of Leviticus under their door as I stand and listen to their moans and groans, the audible evidence of the diarrhetic lubrication that is taking place just feet from that closed door. Many is the night I have stood there listening to every grunt and "Oh, God!" that comes from their filthy lips - and I assure you, sweet reader, their cries are not to the God of Abraham, but to the evil god of this world, Lucifer.


We should praise the Name of Christ, then, that some newcomers to our forum are reading the truth that we put forward in an attempt to rid our land of the fecal fecundity that faggotry flips in our faces.


I would like to point out to those newcomers that we have many experts here on the subject of faggotry. Dr. Laurence Niles is well versed in gaywise topics. Brother Harold Porter knows what homos are all about from front to back. Because of my voyages into the sick underbelly of gayness when I went in search of the Gay Agenda™ in NYC's most sinful drinking establishments years ago, I too can offer expertise in the perversion these vermin try to proliferate upon the unsuspecting mamby pamby, laissez-faire public.


One thing remains certain: GOD made us to be normal, with normal procreative habits that were designed to be used sparingly and only for stocking His Army with Soldiers for Christ. Hallelujah! Glory! This means men are to lie only with women, as disgusting as it is for those few moments. If we sleep with our brothers in Christ, it is only for rest and not as we would lie with womankind. I would gladly and without hesitation lay my head next to Alvin Moss or Brother Farmer because our supine bodies would only be gaining much needed replenishment of strength and nothing more. Oh, Praise God that He hath shewn us His plan as True Christians™! How I long for eternity with Him, dancing and singing the praises of Christ for aye.


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Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? It's unpleasant and painful (Genesis 3:16) and thankfully, I quickly bore children and brought Soldiers for Christ into the world (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)! Why one would put themselves through such an experience for well "fun" and no good purpose befuddles me. What can I do as a mere woman to contribute to promoting good, straight, Christian, and chaste behavior?


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Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? .
Great question, Mrs. Johnson. That question of "why" baffles us all.

To me, the answer starts with the original sin. When we are born sinners something has to turn around in our lives or we end up doing homer sex. Thank Jesus we at Landover Baptist can set aside the temptation of this abominaton and give ourselves to Jesus.


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Forgive me for speaking on such an unlady-like manner, but I must simply beg the question...why would anyone want to engage in well, gay sexual activities? It's unpleasant and painful (Genesis 3:16) and thankfully, I quickly bore children and brought Soldiers for Christ into the world (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)! Why one would put themselves through such an experience for well "fun" and no good purpose befuddles me. What can I do as a mere woman to contribute to promoting good, straight, Christian, and chaste behavior?
I appreciate your use of 1 Corinthians 6:19. This is a verse that false Christians often prefer to ignore becase of its implications.

Partaking in homosex? YOU ARE SODOMIZING JESUS HIMSELF!

If this disgusts you - as it rightly should - then you will begin to understand why homosexuality is an abomination!

Sorry, sister, this really had very little to do with your post with but I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.


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Dr. Mee:

Are you a descendant of the Mee family from Connecticut? By any chance did your uncle move to NY City from the Greenwich area when I was a boy of 13 years of age?

I completely understand how one can think about something and it just burns inside the mind so much that you have to let it out. Know that as your Christian friend here, I support your need to vent and stand ready to hold you up in prayer and manly love.

Sometimes the experience I had as a boy of 13 makes me want to vent about it here, too.


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Dr. Mee:

Are you a descendant of the Mee family from Connecticut? By any chance did your uncle move to NY City from the Greenwich area when I was a boy of 13 years of age?

I completely understand how one can think about something and it just burns inside the mind so much that you have to let it out. Know that as your Christian friend here, I support your need to vent and stand ready to hold you up in prayer and manly love.

Sometimes the experience I had as a boy of 13 makes me want to vent about it here, too.


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Dear brother Larry,

I had recently considered using one of those mail-in DNA test kits to learn more about my pure Anglo-Saxon Christian heritage but my mother cautiously advised me against it. She wouldn't explain further but it was sufficient to put me off continuing with my little family tree project. To be honest, it scares the heck out of me that I might find some negroid buried deep inside of me. I worry that discovering the truth may lead to my acquiring AIDS and going on a wanton spree of rape and violence. With the stress of my misbehaving wife, the last thing I could use is some Dirty Negro Ancestry in me.

As for my uncle on the Mee side, I've unfortunately never been allowed to meet him. I'm not entirely sure why but it's become one of those family matters that we don't discuss under any circumstances. It is just known that Uncle Mee is never to be spoken of. We do have family ties in Connecticut, however. If you know my uncle, I'd be very interested to find out more.


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Brother Mee,

Um, actually, this public forum is not the place to discuss your uncle's large uh, problem and how he likes to share that problem with 13 year old boys. Forceably.

I'm sure you also do not want to read publicly that your dear uncle was in several newspaper articles (google it) for conduct unbecoming a True Christian™. Trust me - he wasn't a True Christian™.

When my family moved, I am sure it would be improper of me to mention in such a public place that your uncle continued to try to contact me with offers of what he called "a hush allowance" that were intercepted by my father and subsequently reported to police.

My, isn't it a small world?

Your friend and brother in Jesus,
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Homosexuality is a disease of the body, spirit, and soul. It affects the body through things like addiction to drugs, sexually transmitted diseases, and excessive hair on the back and buttocks. It affects the soul by introducing demonic thoughts such as uncontrollable lust and a compulsion to discuss hybrid cars. And of course the Holy Bible talks about the spiritual disease, it separates one from God because He's repulsed by them (Leviticus 20:13), and renders them ineligible for an eternity of utopia (1 Corinthians 6:9).


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