[shaunasaurus]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

You are a FEMALE?!?!?!? Named Shaun? Pull the other one.

Correction, my name is Shauna. Notice the A, please.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Correction, my name is Shauna. Notice the A, please.

Don't be parading your "A" in this GODLY FORUM! Have some decency!

[shaunasaurus]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Don't be parading your "A" in this GODLY FORUM! Have some decency!

It's a simple LETTER in my name i was pointing out. The "A" in my name makes the difference between being a boy or girl, and i'm a girl, which is why i have an "A" at the end of my name.

Uhm...duh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Uhm...duh?

Well, now we are certain that you are a female. Your intellectual abilities are those of a guppy.

Do you have a man's permission to be in this forum discussing Jesus? Your father or your husband?

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Now run and fetch me a cold beer, girl. Chopchop!

[mollychu]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Well, now we are certain that you are a female. Your intellectual abilities are those of a guppy.

Do you have a man's permission to be in this forum discussing Jesus? Your father or your husband?

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Now run and fetch me a cold beer, girl. Chopchop!

leave shauna alone. she doesnt care about your bible verses. and i dont think she really wants you to talk about how "dumb" she is.


shes smarter than most of you people here.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Don't you find the those instraments disturbing friend? When being used they look like nothing more than someone is orally servicing a brass tallywacker. Hardly the image a Christian should present to the world.

Is that all you guys think about is giving oral sex? And anal sex. It seems like you're having facinations about something...

[shaunasaurus]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

aww thanks molly.

Well, now we are certain that you are a female. Your intellectual abilities are those of a guppy.

Do you have a man's permission to be in this forum discussing Jesus? Your father or your husband?

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Now run and fetch me a cold beer, girl. Chopchop!

And excuse me? My intellectual abilities arn't that of a guppy, if i'm able to speak english and know how to work a computer, my OWN computer, not some man's computer.
I don't need anyone's permission to be on some website, i'm an independent human being just like yourself.

Except i'm not rude.

[shaunasaurus]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Is that all you guys think about is giving oral sex? And anal sex. It seems like you're having facinations about something...

Wow i think you're right!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

What is funny in this joke is not the word "chick". I knew you would translate it like this, "la nana".

In fact, thats a play on words, a pun:
la nana = the chick
l'ananas : the ananas

The favorite fruit of men = the ananas

You did not understand because you are not frenchspeaker.
I did not understand you were kidding because I am not englishpeaker. Excuse me.



Yes, I'm more subtle than that, even in English!

Reclaiming your thread now from the tampon insertions of ShawnA et cie...

Start fresh,

Good day, Bub.
Thanks for explaning. I did sense that "banana" was an idiom central to the joke.
It's a good joke.

Q: How on earth did you choose "Bub" for a screen name?
It's--like, hard to address anyone as "Bub".

OTOH, as we deprogram your formerly narrow mind, and make you more nearly American,
would it be alright to call you "Bubba"?

BUBBA is a time-honored Southern Baptist redneck Georgia name.

Why, and this is no lie, I had a great Uncle Bubba!
He lived in a shotgun shack up on cinderblocks in rural Georgia. Long, long gone now.

An edumacated redneck, our Uncle Bubba was a strange and squirrely man;
he lived like the Collyer Brothers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers

Uncle Bubba was a batchelor for eighty years,
and at eighty he was still chasing after beehive-haired waitresses,
the fool. This trait runs in my family today. He never caught one either.

I could tell stories and often do.
But today, I would like to address you by your real first name (if you will share that?),
or address you as "Bubba" instead of (ugh!) "Bub"
because "Bub" is a rude nickname you've applied to yourself--"Hey Bub",
is an obsolete slang salutation designed to insult the recipient.

Your friend in Christ,
Peter

[Bub.]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Thx for your compassion my friend.

Bub is an acronym (you know what is an acronym?) of "Bright & Ultra Blessed".

As for my real name, it's a long one and I'm affraid your brainwashed, inhibated and Bible-addicted mind would provide you enough concentration to read it from the begining to the end without watching in your KJB1611 for a racist verset, however I'll be knightly and display you my famous, glorious and holy name:

Jean-Baptiste

Jean (like the Apostle, if you have not censored it in your version of the Bible) and Baptiste (like the guy who spilt magic water on unsaved fellows as the first step of the brainwashing; also the name of your sect, unluckily)

If you have any more question about English grammar or culture, just ask me, my friend, I'll be pleased to answer you.

At your service

JB

[Poetic Peter]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Yes, I know acronyms.

OK, JB is very easy and natural here.

Later, JB, thanks,

we both must mind our Ps and Qs,


PP,
PDQ on the uptake

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Thx for your compassion my friend.

Bub is an acronym (you know what is an acronym?) of "Bright & Ultra Blessed".

As for my real name, it's a long one and I'm affraid your brainwashed, inhibated and Bible-addicted mind would provide you enough concentration to read it from the begining to the end without watching in your KJB1611 for a racist verset, however I'll be knightly and display you my famous, glorious and holy name:

Jean-Baptiste

Jean (like the Apostle, if you have not censored it in your version of the Bible) and Baptiste (like the guy who spilt magic water on unsaved fellows as the first step of the brainwashing; also the name of your sect, unluckily)

If you have any more question about English grammar or culture, just ask me, my friend, I'll be pleased to answer you.

At your service

JB

Boy, you've never learned the meaning of the word "humble" have you, can you even spell it?

[Bub.]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Boy, you've never learned the meaning of the word "humble" have you, can you even spell it?

Friend...you say I've no humor, but when I joke you think I'm serious

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Friend...you say I've no humor, but when I joke you think I'm serious

Just so everyone understands you, I think we should change your name to Jean-Papiste.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What kind of music do Baptists like?

Friend...you say I've no humor, but when I joke you think I'm serious

It's just that, you don't have any (sense of) humor.
Your jokes are too boring to tell them apart from your usual rants.