[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

1) The affectation of Europeanising your name. Do you think it makes you look cultured or what? It looks about as dignified as if you called yourself "applique of the doomed"
2) The name itself. Do you actually mean anything by it, or did you just think "hey, angelique_of_the_damned44 sounds sort of paradoxical and doesn't make much sense, just like liberalism and Darwinism, so it must be cool"?

My name comes from my friends at a Halloween party and 44 was my ex-boyfriends football number. I believe I mentioned that in my introduction thread.

[Deaner]

Re: Lament

My name comes from my friends at a Halloween party and 44 was my ex-boyfriends football number. I believe I mentioned that in my introduction thread.

Yes, you did say that. You said you caught him with the head cheerleader. Can I ask you something? Are all the cheerleaders known for one specific sexual act?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

Yes, you did say that. You said you caught him with the head cheerleader. Can I ask you something? Are all the cheerleaders known for one specific sexual act?

Please explain what you mean by "one specific sexual act"

[Deaner]

Re: Lament

Please explain what you mean by "one specific sexual act"

Well, you know...the "head" cheerleader?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

Well, you know...the "head" cheerleader?

Oh, now I see.
Clever.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Lament

She also said that 44 was her lucky number so thats a good reason... even if she beleaves in luck

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

So, what if my name was just Angelique. (without "of_the_damned44" on the end)
How would my name be then? Would it still be "ridiculous"?

[Deaner]

Re: Lament

So, what if my name was just Angelique.
How would my name be then? Would it still be "ridiculous"?

Yup. Makes you sound like some kind of french wop.

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

Yup. Makes you sound like some kind of french wop.

But, would it be as ridiculous as angelique_of_the_damned44?

(And what exactly is a "wop"?)

[Deaner]

Re: Lament

But, would it be as ridiculous as angelique_of_the_damned44?

(And what exactly is a "wop"?)

Wop's are italians. They look like this...




And you're going to have to face the fact that any variation of your name is offensive to Christ. Would you like a proper Christian name like Rebecca or Thelma?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Lament

Any poem that aren't about GOD or JESUS reek.

This poem in paticular made my skin crawl.

Try again.......no, wait, please don't. It was awful.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Lament

And you're going to have to face the fact that any variation of your name is offensive to Christ. Would you like a proper Christian name like Rebecca or Thelma?

I thought my name was fine. Oh well. I can't do anything about it.

Thelma reminds me of "Thelma & Louise".

[Brother V]

Re: Lament

Not every poem needs to be about people being in love with jeebuz.

You are correct, those are the good ones.

And now I'd like to write a poem.

Being in Love with Jeebuz
by me

I'm in love with jeebuz
don't ask me why, just cuz

my life he chose to call
i gave my God my all

for me he shed his blood
so don't you be a dud

give your love to jeebuz too
so when you die you aren't a foo

heaven or hell, is up to you
unless of course your a stinking joo

negro, mudslime, or slant eyed jap
when thrown in hell, True Christians (tm) clap

but we'll all be in heaven then
because you know we're free from sin

cuz i'm in love with jeebuz alone
its better than my retro cell phone

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Lament

GLORY!!!!!!!

That was BEAUTIFUL Brother V!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Lament

But, would it be as ridiculous as angelique_of_the_damned44?

It'd be still ridiculous, but there'd be less of it, so it'd not be quite as ridiculous. In the same way, "angel" would be slightly more tolerable, and "an" would be almost reasonable.