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Default Immortal - 07-02-2007, 04:05 AM

For all that's been,
For all I've loved.
You won't let me fall.
Love so unconditional,
Love so profound.

You know me. You see
Me. You see right through
Me. You stand before me.
You protect me. You spread
Your wings, and help me fly!

They can't kill me. You're
Immortal. They can't hurt
Me. You're immortal. They
Can't touch me. You're
Immortal!
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Probably not my best. I'm still taking writing classes.
I just love the word "immortal". It just says so much in the right context.
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 04:45 AM

That blows.

You need to write one about JESUS.

This is GOD'S Favorite Forum. Not Self Loathing Gothtards R Us.

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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 04:48 AM

If you could clarify for me please, what about an angel protecting someone is self loathing? I will admit it is sort of bad but not self loathing.
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 04:53 AM

Truly, the worst yet. No matter how many hundreds of hours you spend in writing classes, you will never be a poet.

The main question is, can you bake a decent pie? Can you make rabbit casserole as good as Sister Thumper does for me?

Girls need to be good cooks. Take some home ec classes or go to charm school or something. Leave all this whiney suicidal bad poetry behind.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 04:57 AM

Wow, I can cook, clean, sew (by hand and machine), and take excellent care of children (my niece and nephews are proof). Writing is just a hobby.
Please tell me: how is a guardian angel is suicidal?
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:05 AM

"Oh look at me, I'm so depressed! Life sucks! My daddy pays all my credit cards and bought me a car for my birthday but it's the wrong color! How horrible! My soul is crying tears of blood from within. My misery knows no bounds. I'm going to vent my problems to everyone else on the Internets because they care about my tragic life story. Maybe I'll paint my eyes black to show the world how depressed I am. My problems are worse than anyone else's."

Boo hoo, go cry me a river. The solution to all of your depressing "problems" is right in front of you, and yet you refuse to acknowledge it: Jesus. If you want true problems, try shipping caviar to missionaries in Africa -- now there is a challenge. Or the time I accidentally dropped a decimal place while balancing my checkbook and lost track of over a million dollars for a few hours. Now that is truly scary. That and the thought of Hell, your future home. Shame up, because Satan won't go easy on you just because you wrote some fairy "poetry".


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"Oh look at me, I'm so depressed! Life sucks! My daddy pays all my credit cards and bought me a car for my birthday but it's the wrong color! How horrible! My soul is crying tears of blood from within. My misery knows no bounds. I'm going to vent my problems to everyone else on the Internets because they care about my tragic life story. Maybe I'll paint my eyes black to show the world how depressed I am. My problems are worse than anyone else's."

Boo hoo, go cry me a river. The solution to all of your depressing "problems" is right in front of you, and yet you refuse to acknowledge it: Jesus. If you want true problems, try shipping caviar to missionaries in Africa -- now there is a challenge. Or the time I accidentally dropped a decimal place while balancing my checkbook and lost track of over a million dollars for a few hours. Now that is truly scary. That and the thought of Hell, your future home. Shame up, because Satan won't go easy on you just because you wrote some fairy "poetry". Become an hero!
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"Oh look at me, I'm so depressed! Life sucks! My daddy pays all my credit cards and bought me a car for my birthday but it's the wrong color! How horrible! My soul is crying tears of blood from within. My misery knows no bounds. I'm going to vent my problems to everyone else on the Internets because they care about my tragic life story. Maybe I'll paint my eyes black to show the world how depressed I am. My problems are worse than anyone else's."

Boo hoo, go cry me a river. The solution to all of your depressing "problems" is right in front of you, and yet you refuse to acknowledge it: Jesus. If you want true problems, try shipping caviar to missionaries in Africa -- now there is a challenge. Or the time I accidentally dropped a decimal place while balancing my checkbook and lost track of over a million dollars for a few hours. Now that is truly scary. That and the thought of Hell, your future home. Shame up, because Satan won't go easy on you just because you wrote some fairy "poetry".
1) None of that has anything to do with my poem. "Immortal", just as its name suggests, is about a person's guardian angel, in which I firmly believe. (Frankly I had "Immortal" by Adema stuck in my head when I wrote it. Another good song!)

2) I worked hard for everything I have, thank you very much! So a few missionaries don't have caviar. That stuff is disgusting anyway. I'd much rather have a glass of iced tea and lemon. Posting here makes me realize how good I really have it as I am content with all that is me.
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Wow, Writing is just a hobby.
Please tell me: how is a guardian angel is suicidal?
As well it should be. You truly do suck at it.

Pick up a KJV1611Bible and start doing your soul some good. Your poety writing skills are horrendous. That was so bad it sent shivers down my spine (you know the kind you get when you have to go potty really bad...pee shivers)

Give your life to JESUS and let HIM do all your thinking for you. You clearly suck at it.

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As well it should be. You truly do suck at it.

Pick up a KJV1611Bible and start doing your soul some good. Your poety writing skills are horrendous. That was so bad it sent shivers down my spine (you know the kind you get when you have to go potty really bad...pee shivers)

Give your life to JESUS and let HIM do all your thinking for you. You clearly suck at it.

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And this is what sleep deprovision does to me. I'm sorry what I meant to say was "Please tell me this: How is a poem about a guardian angel suicidal?"
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I have no idea what you are talking about you forlorn gothtard.

Please stop cutting yourself and open your heart and gaping wounds to JESUS.




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And this is what sleep deprovision does to me. I'm sorry what I meant to say was "Please tell me this: How is a poem about a guardian angel suicidal?"
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Guardian Angels typically only show up when someone is about to die. And usually from suicidal means. That's probably why. Since if you commit suicide you're supposed to automatically go to Hell, so they try to stop you so you don't damn yourself.
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:25 AM

Thank you, Joo. I do think that Guardian Angels can show up anytime. My cousin fell and nearly hurt my youngest nephew. "Luck" would have it that she fell flat on her back and the fall didn't hurt either of them.
Miss Blonde, I believe suicide and self mutilation are wrong. Therefore, I have no scars from attempted suicide and/or self mutilation. If I do not believe in it, why would I write about it?
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:27 AM

Can you please quote for me the scriptures that talk about "guardian angels"?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:29 AM

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My cousin fell and nearly hurt my youngest nephew. "Luck" would have it that she fell flat on her back with her legs straight in the air"
In the perfect position to recieve Satan and his scalding hot splooge.

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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:32 AM

Why wouldn't there be Guardian Angels to guide us, Pastor? I'd think a person needs all the help that he can get.
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:42 AM

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Why wouldn't there be Guardian Angels to guide us, Pastor? I'd think a person needs all the help that he can get.
The only help you need comes from Jesus. Stop all this superstitious nonsense and read the Holy Bible.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 05:50 AM

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Can you please quote for me the scriptures that talk about "guardian angels"?
Can you please quote for me the scriptures that deny their existence?
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Default Re: Immortal - 07-02-2007, 06:21 AM

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For all that's been,
For all I've loved.
You won't let me fall.
Love so unconditional,
Love so profound.

You know me. You see
Me. You see right through
Me. You stand before me.
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Needs some work, dude. But seriously, you shouldn't be upset about the comments these people are making. By posting your poems here, you aren't just asking for it, you're BEGGING for it.



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