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  • #31
    Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Hi
    Hoi. :3

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    • #32
      Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

      Originally posted by Stoicryer View Post
      Hoi. :3
      *sigh*

      Hello.

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      • #33
        Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

        Originally posted by Stoicryer View Post
        Hoi. :3
        Here comes another winner.


        Hello there boy. Does Mommy know you're using her iPad? How about you post your own thread in this section and introduce yourself. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your credit card information, and how you came to walk with God.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #34
          Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
          Here comes another winner...
          Already exiled to Mar-A-Lango.

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          • #35
            Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Already exiled to Mar-A-Lango.
            Is there something with a shorter life-span than a fruit fly? Because I am in search of an analogy here.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #36
              Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Is there something with a shorter life-span than a fruit fly?
              Gut bacteria? That sounds about right.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • #37
                Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                Gut bacteria? That sounds about right.
                Gut bacteria is too useful a species in comparison to our most recent trickle of visitors.
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • #38
                  Re: I am a messenger of the Lord. I have come to Earth to deliver a divine message.

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  Gut bacteria is too useful a species in comparison to our most recent trickle of visitors.
                  A few years back I got a throat infection, that cleared up with some Amoxicillin in three days. I guess those streptococcus or staphylococcus had a shorter life span than fruit flies. Those get to live as maggots for a short while.

                  It was more of a nuisance than those spammers though so it needed antibiotics. These pests only need JesOS with a rolled up paper to swat them it seems.
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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