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  • #61
    Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

    Originally posted by AroundTheLooneyBin View Post
    I think it's something good, everyone should have the opportunity to marry the person they love, as long as the two of them agree with getting married
    You cant be serious. Lets all just marry guerillas and dolphins willy nilly.

    Its horrible and putrid that you condone the at of man and beast. You must pray hard tonight.

    Such a shame.
    When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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    • #62
      Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

      Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
      Lets all just marry guerillas

      Suit yourself, pervert.

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      • #63
        Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

        My name is Amber. I have been married a year. We are struggling to have children, because of my health conditions. I'm fine with going to the fertility doctor, and getting my firizre to get to do something about this yearning. We are very much in love. I don't get "punished" as you all call it, but God still loves, and blesses us.
        Proverbs 6
        [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
        [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
        [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
        [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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        • #64
          Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

          Originally posted by Amberd7521 View Post
          My name is Amber. I have been married a year. We are struggling to have children, because of my health conditions. I'm fine with going to the fertility doctor, and getting my firizre to get to do something about this yearning. We are very much in love. I don't get "punished" as you all call it, but God still loves, and blesses us.
          He's "blessed" you with a barren womb and your husband with corrupted seed...sounds like you have fallen from His favor.

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          • #65
            Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

            Originally posted by Amberd7521 View Post
            My name is Amber. I have been married a year. We are struggling to have children, because of my health conditions. I'm fine with going to the fertility doctor, and getting my firizre to get to do something about this yearning. We are very much in love. I don't get "punished" as you all call it, but God still loves, and blesses us.
            Dearest Amber,

            Why would you choose such an ineffective way to fight your barren state? A 'fertility doctor'? Probably an atheist, and an expensive one. There is a much more effective and simple answer!

            PRAYER!



            Genesis 21:2
            For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him.

            If Jesus can make an almost centenarian withered woman fertile again with His miraculous virility, your problem should be a piece of cake for His powers. Trust Jesus!




            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #66
              Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

              Brother, fertility doctors are also severely deranged perverts...the act of "cleaving unto" is disturbing enough without having some little creep darting around trying to manually transfer jism to the woman's unclean zone.

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              • #67
                Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

                Originally posted by Amberd7521 View Post
                My name is Amber. I have been married a year. We are struggling to have children, because of my health conditions. I'm fine with going to the fertility doctor, and getting my firizre to get to do something about this yearning. We are very much in love. I don't get "punished" as you all call it, but God still loves, and blesses us.
                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #68
                  Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

                  Originally posted by Amberd7521 View Post
                  My name is Amber. I have been married a year. We are struggling to have children, because of my health conditions. I'm fine with going to the fertility doctor, and getting my firizre to get to do something about this yearning. We are very much in love. I don't get "punished" as you all call it, but God still loves, and blesses us.

                  What in heavens name is wrong with you, strumpet, and why is your impotent man whoring you out to turkey basters? You are obviously no Christian, because any True Christian™ woman would have already turned to the Bible and utilized God's Perfect Plan outlined in Genesis 30 for conception. Here is a two word hint for you, harlot. Mandrake root.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    What in heavens name is wrong with you, strumpet, and why is your impotent man whoring you out to turkey basters?
                    Watch out for her, Brother. I've been praying for her and the Holy Spirit tells me her "husband" is another woman and they're simply paying gay men to masturbate in their bathroom so they can infuse her womb with demonic seed and populate the earth with enough Sodomites to build a human bridge to Thailand, pick up a few she-male boys, and invade Russia.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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